Thursday, January 7, 2010

Eagles Suck!!

I don't expect anybody to give a rat's ass about this post. I just need to vent.

I admit we football fans take the sport way too seriously. And this is especially the case with the Dallas/Philadelphia rivalry. This rivalry is probably one of the most notorious in professional sports and has taken some ugly turns these last couple of decades. From the now infamous Bounty Bowl to Michael Irvin's career ending injury to the delight of thousands of Eagles fans in 1999, these are just two reasons why Philadelphia sports fans have the worst reputation in the country. Not to mention the fact that Philadelphia ranks amongst the meanest cities in America according to surveys published last year. I've been to Philadelphia and I can tell you first hand that these people are fucking rude!

Now we have the Spudcam spitting on our star; not once but twice! We graciously let this asshole in to do his pregame video and what does he do? He behaves like a typical Eagles fan. Classless loser! Eagles fans are like a bunch of unsupervised children in daycare. Remember that book Lord of the Flies? That's what would happen if a flock of Eagles fans were stranded on a tropical island. They are a true reflection of mankind's fall from grace.

So the Cowboys kicked their ass last Sunday to claim the NFC East. And now the two teams faceoff this Saturday at Cowboys Stadium for the Wildcard playoff round. You wanna bet the Dallas coaches are showing Spudcam spitting on the star in the locker room? You betcha. As if the Cowboys need anymore fodder to kick the living shit out of the Eagles AGAIN!!

You know this video ain't half bad if the guy just wouldn't have spit on the star. Asshat! That was gross! And then the cheerleaders were practicing on the star just minutes after he spit on it. Wow! What a nasty jerk-off! Until Philadelphia decides to join the rest of us in the civilized world, they can go fuck themselves.


kerrcarto said...

Fuck the Eagles!! We are going to stomp a mudhole in their asses then walk it dry.

Anonymous said...

For years I've considered Eagles fans as the worst in professional sports - a fine representation of the City of Brotherly Love. ...or would it be more like the city of man love?

TMA said...

As a life-long Steelers fan, I've always rooted against the Cowboys. After this, however, I'm afraid I'll have to root against the Eagles this weekend.

CharlieDelta said...

Bring it!