Michelle you cunt, I am fuckin' sick and tired of that shitty look. Someone should really smack it off your face... When are you gonna finally be proud to be American you classless Bitch?
By the way Obama, do you really think you're fooling us? I can't believe people actually voted for you, but then again I can... You are a worthless piece of shit and your hand over your heart is meaningless you fucking cocksucker. Go fuck yourself!
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Either the photo was reversed or they are both using there left hands, missing the heart. Any thoughts?
Secondly, you know every monday when 'fuck' and 'obama' are near each other it reminds me that there two fucked and spawned. ugggggghhhhh yeah, I cant unsee that in my mind. THANKS obama
Third, shes just an ugly twatstica, thats just how she looks now. Remember when your mom said your face would freeze that way if you kept it up? Heres the proof
Finally Fuck the both of you, Im keeping all my guns and not telling you shit about them. Ha! Fuck you for even trying it you sham of a leader. I hate you and cant wait till your a washed out michaeljacksonjimmycarter joke of a man.
Wouldn't surprise me a bit...I had to stick up for the Marines behind him, pretty certain they wouldn't put their chest candy on the wrong side of their uniform.
Interesting note, my big ass dog just did one of his trademark butt-in-the-air, head-on-the-ground stretches, tail straight up...his winky brown looks just like Michelle's pouty mouth. I should get a picture for comparison.
May not be photoshopped since the POS is on public film (twice)grabbing his crotch instead of putting his hand over his heart, unless his heart is in his crotch.
They're kids must be three baggers. One over her head, one over his head and one over the dogs head so he won't bite him in the morning for sinking that low. Or they did it doggy fashion. Firefighter
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Either the photo was reversed or they are both using there left hands, missing the heart. Any thoughts?
If the photo is reversed, then they both have wedding bands on their right hands.
Dvw.
OK they have no hearts first of all
Secondly, you know every monday when 'fuck' and 'obama' are near each other it reminds me that there two fucked and spawned. ugggggghhhhh yeah, I cant unsee that in my mind. THANKS obama
Third, shes just an ugly twatstica, thats just how she looks now. Remember when your mom said your face would freeze that way if you kept it up? Heres the proof
Finally Fuck the both of you, Im keeping all my guns and not telling you shit about them. Ha! Fuck you for even trying it you sham of a leader. I hate you and cant wait till your a washed out michaeljacksonjimmycarter joke of a man.
I hope you move to france, you deserve each other
Now that is fucking pathetic. RIGHT hand you fucking stupid communists.
Ummm, I despise the Obamas as much as the rest, but this image is photoshopped.
Can you tell us how you really feel?
Harper, I figured as much. But would it surprise you if it wasn't?
Wouldn't surprise me a bit...I had to stick up for the Marines behind him, pretty certain they wouldn't put their chest candy on the wrong side of their uniform.
Interesting note, my big ass dog just did one of his trademark butt-in-the-air, head-on-the-ground stretches, tail straight up...his winky brown looks just like Michelle's pouty mouth. I should get a picture for comparison.
Do it, Harper! That sounds hilarious!
May not be photoshopped since the POS is on public film (twice)grabbing his crotch instead of putting his hand over his heart, unless his heart is in his crotch.
They're kids must be three baggers. One over her head, one over his head and one over the dogs head so he won't bite him in the morning for sinking that low. Or they did it doggy fashion.
Firefighter
That's Chewbacca to the left and C3PO to the right, right?
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