Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Truly remarkable

From Sandi.

IT IS REMARKABLE THAT THE PRESS CAN FIND EVERY WOMAN WITH WHOM TIGER WOODS HAS HAD AN AFFAIR IN THE LAST FEW YEARS, WITH PHOTOS, CELL PHONE TEXT MESSAGES, RECORDED PHONE CALLS. THEY KNOW NOT ONLY THE CAUSE OF THE FAMILY FIGHT, BUT THEY EVEN KNOW IT WAS A WEDGE FROM HIS GOLF BAG THAT HIS WIFE USED TO BREAK OUT THE WINDOWS IN HIS ESCALADE. NOT ONLY THAT, THEY KNOW WHICH WEDGE.

THIS IS THE SAME PRESS THAT CANNOT LOCATE OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE ... OR ANY OF HIS PAPERS WHILE IN COLLEGE ... OR LOCATE COPIES OF HIS DUAL PASSPORTS ... IT IS TRULY REMARKABLE THAT IT IS THE SAME PRESS!

6 comments:

Patriot Gretchen said...

SONIC FUCKING YOUTH = going to work this morning still drunk possibly

yeah, it was so so so worth it

CharlieDelta said...

It's fucking amazing that this once great country is going to hell in a hand basket as every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year ticks on...

I'm fucking disgusted by it all!

Patriot Gretchen said...

Here in Tucson the City Council decided not to fuck us as expected, and didnt pass a rental tax. Im not sure if they are cutting the police dept and fire dept.
It was a little tiny ray of we-might-not -be-totally-fucked sunshine in my day

Dont forget to be freakin enraged CD, if we let ourselves descend into gloom who will be left to defend the perimeter?
PG

CharlieDelta said...

Patriot Gretchen-
I will continue to be enraged until we get back to some kind of fucking normalcy...

...whatever that may be.

We're on the same team and we're close. Stronger in numbers, eh?

Harper said...

This reminds me of the analogy that made the email circuit, about how our government, in situations of e coli outbreaks, can track ground beef back to the cow, feedlot, farm, every owner - heck, down to the moment of artificial insemination, but can't seem to locate and track terrorists.

John said...

I blame it all on global warming--it's softened the "brains" of our "representatives".