When I lost my job New Year's Eve day it hit me harder than Bwaney Fwank hits a male intern call-boy. I was fucking devastated to say the least. Ten + years at the same company and they pulled the rug out from under me. Just. Like. That.
I called kerrcarto that day ready to move to Texas. Fuck, I was frazzled!
I knew my gig. I made those fuckers money. I got along with everyone from the office to the dudes working in the field. I fucking trained the new-hires. Not trying to toot my own horn, but damn... competency comes at a price.
Dan, this guy I fucking trained (no animosity towards him) sent me this picture today and I had to laugh. Not because his morning was a rough one, but because I'm so fucking glad I'm outta that shitty fucking job! It was a God-send that I was let go when I was. My stress level has dropped 50% at the least. I'm making the same money at the new job and I actually like it, and it's not fucking union! That's another completely different topic.
When I was hired at my last job in I had to piss in a bottle, I had from the first of my birthday month 'till the end of my birthday month to piss in a bottle, and was randomly tested whenever the "Local" wanted to test me too. I had no problem with that.
Howz 'bout some Congressional fucking piss tests? How about every fucking politician out there gets random piss tests and birthday-month tests? If I have to piss in a cup to represent a private company, why shouldn't our fucking elected assholes who supposedly represent The People piss in a cup too? I bet 75% would pop dirty for something. I wanna know WTF half of these motherfuckers are on, and if they can spare any, because I feel like I'm on shrooms watching this circus.
You over-paid assholes in D.C. will soon be filing for unemployment come November.
I really want to send my last boss this pic, but I don't want to burn any bridges. We're on good terms and I should keep it that way even though I want to give 'em a left hook!
6 comments:
You were one fucked up bastard that day.
I sure was bro. I hadn't been fucked up that early in the morning since I was in my early 20's. What a ride!
CD,
We're about to open a warehouse in Phoenix. If you get sick of your current gig, come check us out !
Allen in Fort Worth
Glad you're settled in a new good place. To be let go (for no good reason) happened to me a couple of times, in my working years. And, afterwards, I always got better than what I had lost. I would sigh with relief when I would hear the problems going on in the previous place. Somehow, I felt I had been protected from a disaster.
All the best, CD. Always.:-)
Thank you my dear Claudia.
I am definitely in a better place right now. Things happen for a reason, and this time it was in my favor. Love it! What's funny about it is now I am selling materials to the prick that let me go. Do you think he's getting the best price? Yeah right. And I still have to call the people I used to work with, so I hear about how I'm lucky that I'm gone, how much they hate the job, etc. A few of the ladies that work in the office always tell me, "You even sound much happier". I just tell them, "It's because I am. Losing my job was the best thing that's happened to me in a long time." ;-)
TWS, we'll have to talk shop at the next blownstar.
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