It comes at a price, so why the fuck are politicians making what they make for their total and complete incompetency? Because Americans are willing to pay that fucking price for bullshit incompetency? What the fuck is going on around here?
When I lost my job New Year's Eve day it hit me harder than Bwaney Fwank hits a male intern call-boy. I was fucking devastated to say the least. Ten + years at the same company and they pulled the rug out from under me. Just. Like. That.
I called kerrcarto that day ready to move to Texas. Fuck, I was frazzled!
I knew my gig. I made those fuckers money. I got along with everyone from the office to the dudes working in the field. I fucking trained the new-hires. Not trying to toot my own horn, but damn... competency comes at a price.
Dan, this guy I fucking trained (no animosity towards him) sent me this picture today and I had to laugh. Not because his morning was a rough one, but because I'm so fucking glad I'm outta that shitty fucking job! It was a God-send that I was let go when I was. My stress level has dropped 50% at the least. I'm making the same money at the new job and I actually like it, and it's not fucking union! That's another completely different topic.
When I was hired at my last job in I had to piss in a bottle, I had from the first of my birthday month 'till the end of my birthday month to piss in a bottle, and was randomly tested whenever the "Local" wanted to test me too. I had no problem with that.
Howz 'bout some Congressional fucking piss tests? How about every fucking politician out there gets random piss tests and birthday-month tests? If I have to piss in a cup to represent a private company, why shouldn't our fucking elected assholes who supposedly represent The People piss in a cup too? I bet 75% would pop dirty for something. I wanna know WTF half of these motherfuckers are on, and if they can spare any, because I feel like I'm on shrooms watching this circus.
You over-paid assholes in D.C. will soon be filing for unemployment come November.
I really want to send my last boss this pic, but I don't want to burn any bridges. We're on good terms and I should keep it that way even though I want to give 'em a left hook!