Missed Me Missed Me Now You Gotta Go Fuck Yourself

Damnit, I missed the ACORN Agent census taker today. I was kinda looking forward to having a chat with them. But they left the forms on my doorknob and I took them in the house. I sat down at the kitchen table ripped open the envelope like a kid at Christmas and eagerly picked my pen (a red one at that) up to do my civic duty. It really wasn't that bad to fill out. Only one question. I answered it, folded it back up, put it in the pre-paid return envelope and returned it to my mailbox. The mailman postperson should be here any minute and my answer will be on it's way to the great eye. Let's see if they send another spy out to tell me I didn't fill it out correctly.