Wednesday, March 31, 2010

OnStar pussies

If you ever want to know what's really wrong with America, just listen to an OnStar commercial. If I hear one more whiny fucking bitch crying to some OnStar dude I swear I'm throwing my radio out onto the freeway. My God we've really turned into a bunch of wimps.

5 comments:

Harper said...

Did I ever tell you about the time I inadvertently pushed my OnStar button while singing in my car(very loud and off key)? She could hardly speak she was laughing so hard...

CharlieDelta said...

BWAHAHAHAHA! Duet! Harper, we could probably go Platinum with our off-key vocals! Even the crickets run away when I sing in the shower....

CharlieDelta said...

Oh yeah, thanks Paul! I never really noticed those fucking commercials until you so thoughtfully brought them up.

Dick!

PeggyU said...

Harper ... Now you've got me to thinking. I'll bet the OnStar dispatchers have heard more ... much more! I bet they have some good stories.

Harper said...

I bet you are right, PeggyU - someone, somewhere has a treasure trove of OnStar audio clips that aren't suitable for commercial use, but would be far more entertaining. Someday a disgruntled employee will put them out there!