Friday, April 30, 2010

Shoot Them Seals...

Those of you that know me and have met me in person know that I'm a staunch Conservative. I hope this doesn't come off like a cop-out or giving into the nightmare known as liberalism. I don't agree with 99% of what these retards stand for, what they promote, what they rape, what they propagandize or what they exploit. I do, however, agree with 1% of their message: GreenPeace is where it's at, man.


Shoot them seals...


I wanna learn this one before next camp next time. I love this raw jam! This tune was borne to be played around the campfire and enjoyed by all.

BTW, fuck you assholes that think we have some kind of control bullshit claim when Mother Nature decides she wants to do what she wants to do. The jig is up, you fuggin pussy!...
Save the whales...

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Peter Schiff update

I post these videos because Peter Schiff is one of very few people who can break down our financial problems in a way that makes sense to the average folks like myself. Boring? Yes. Look at it like this; it's easy to be a liberal and hard to be a conservative. Like trashing your bedroom or your kitchen. You can fuck it up so easily and quickly just like a liberal. But to clean up it up, well, that takes some time, thought, and effort like a conservative.

It's the same with economic principles. It's easy to blame the free market, give the government the free pass, and demand even more regulation. But it's hard to actually sit down and think about the problem. It's hard to perform critical thought. This is why I have absolutely no respect for the liberal human. Liberals use emotion. Conservatives use logic. Which one works? You can find the answer all throughout history.

I closed the channels to all liberals I knew prior to Obama's inauguration. You people have no spot in my world, and I detest the ground you walk on. In fact, just this morning my daughter asked me why she had to go to school. My response, "Because if you don't then you will grow up an ignoramus and will vote for people like Obama."

Fuck all Democrats. Fuck all liberals. Got a problem with that? Feel free to email me. We can meet somewhere and discuss it in person. I'm pretty sure none of you can come even close to kicking my ass. Fucking bedwetting communist pussies.

Now We Know

Why Obama is so pissed at Arizona.

Bullshit Bingo, A Fuck Obama Day Bonus While At The Casino...

The rules are simple, unless you're white. If you're white, you're automatically some kind of racist...

1. Before Obama's next televised speech, print-out the below bingo card.
2. While he reads his teleprompter out-loud, check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout...


"Transparent". "Inherited". "The system is broken". "Crises". "Uh, Um, Uh". "Let me be clear". "Previous Administration". "Saved or created". " Make no mistake". "Not one dime". "Transparent". "Not one dime"> "Make no mistake". Blah, blah fucking blah!


Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Just For Shits And Grins

One of my favorite Iron Maiden albums and covers. Stranger in a Strange Land. They were all good but this one and Live After Death have to be two of the best. Just for the "Where's Waldo" aspect of them. Who hunted for the symbol?

If we only had an Eddy Ronald Reagan John Wayne hybrid of some type to run against Obama in 2012.

Stranger in a strange land? Yup, starting to feel that way.

Got me another

It was a toss up between these two. I have wanted the FBO shirt for a while now but I saw the Algore one and laughed my ass off. It was a tough choice so I flipped a coin and ended up with the FBO shirt. I guess I will get the other one next time.

This one was a really close third!

Fuck this asshole!

Barack Hussein Obama is a Kenyan-born girly man chingalero in the white house. Fuck this race baiting barking moonbat. Douchenozzle.

Too Cool

This is badass. Especially if you have the speakers turned up.

RIP Texas Stadium.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Chicano Power?

Que'? How about American Power you fucking cockroaches! You want respect and legitimacy? Try acting like Americans for once!

Chuckin' bottles and rocks at the police, smearin' beans on Federal buildings and carrying signs like this is going to get you nothing, motherfuckers. Nothing. How about you animals give this Land Of Opportunity the respect it deserves for once? No? Not gonna happen? What a surprise. You racists are just stoking the flame that you claim to wanna put out. What a crock o' shit!

Wetbacks. la raza. sharpton, and the gaggle of kooks that come out from under every rock in the vicinity when Americans stand up for themselves? You have to be kidding me! Well, I'm not surprised that the wetbacks, la raza and the sharptons of the world crawled out from under their rocks, but amazed that this is still a fucking questionable issue.

Wake the fuck up Americans! Grow a pair! Stand up to this ridiculous hypocrisy that is pissing on the graves of everyone who shed blood, sweat and tears to build the best country this world has ever seen...

I raise a toast to the State of Arizona for taking a stand! One day I hope to live in your presence.

Get out there, Americans! Get involved! Take pride in your country! Stand up and face it! Head on.

Thanks Patriot Gretchen for the pic. My blood is boiling and that's the way I like it to stay.

Ass Crack Covers: Not Just For Plumbers Anymore

WHAT. THE. FUCK. How about buying pants that fit, or you could just buy some crack spackle.

What the fuck have we become?

Monday, April 26, 2010


Hey Bamster, remember how your EPA said that CO2 is a pollutant?

So tell me why the plant grown in high density CO2 grows at a greater rate than the one grown in regular CO2 levels. Hey Barry, you and your EPA got some splainin' to do.

Fuck You Barry, and your big government too!

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Random Thoughts

I don't know what prompted it, but I thought of this tune on my way home from the trip today and couldn't stop singing it in my head.

I got my ass kicked this weekend. The sun burned me and will continue to burn me for the next couple days. I took a drunken desert stumble and fucked up my knee. I drank too much and ate too little. My shoulder is sore from the shooting. My pride is hurting from the money I lost during the competition, and my liver is swollen like a pillow. Damn that was fun!

Friday, April 23, 2010

Battle of The Drunks

You remember this dude right?

Well I think flip flop boy is trying to give him a run for his money.


So who gets the trophy?

Thursday, April 22, 2010

You Know What Day It Is (Part II)

Kerrcarto, I was sure you were gonna post this one:

Happy Fuck The Earth Day Eve!

You Know What Day It Is

Fuck Planet Earth - Watch the top videos of the week here

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Speaking Of Football

How about a little racism to go with your NFL?

PALO ALTO, Calif. – If you’ve seen Toby Gerhart carry the football, you’re well aware that the former Stanford halfback and Heisman Trophy runner-up is about as subtle as Iron Man.

When NFL scouts look at Gerhart, they see a 6-foot, 231-pound power back who ran for 1,871 yards and 27 touchdowns last season, getting edged out by Alabama’s Mark Ingram in the closest Heisman vote in history. When they look at Gerhart’s numbers from the NFL scouting combine, they see that he ran a 4.50-second 40-yard dash and registered a 38-inch vertical leap, both impressive numbers for a player his size.

Yet they also see a white guy trying to make it in the league as a feature back, something that has become increasingly rare in this era...

Fuck the NFL! I'm so sick of this shit! It's the next fucking sport to turn into a gotdamn freakshow like the NBA. The NBA is unwatchable to me! I can't stand it. There's no way I'll ever boycott NFL Sunday, but I will be watching with a bitter taste in my mouth. Fuck you NFL!

Irrelevant question in 3...2...1

“One team I interviewed with asked me about being a white running back,” Gerhart says. “They asked if it made me feel entitled, or like I felt I was a poster child for white running backs. I said, ‘No, I’m just out there playing ball. I don’t think about that.’ I didn’t really know what to say.”

I wanna know what fucking team that was!

One longtime NFL scout insisted that Gerhart’s skin color will likely prevent the Pac-10’s offensive player of the year from being drafted in Thursday’s first round.

“He’ll be a great second-round pickup for somebody, but I guarantee you if he was the exact same guy – but he was black – he’d go in the first round for sure,” the scout said. “You could make a case that he’s a Steven Jackson-type – doesn’t have blazing speed but he’s strong and powerful and versatile.”

There's just one problem... he's white? He sure is and he fucks people up too!

Fuck you NFL!

Since we're on a sports kick, I'm sure most of you have already seen this, but it's too awesome not to post.

UPDATE: Shit Paul, I posted this before I read your post below. I should have titled it Speaking of Gerhart.

Got Power?

Well the 2010 NFL draft is tomorrow and WOW!!! do we have a deep draft class this year. Oklahoma's Sam Bradford will be the No. 1 overall pick to the St. Louis Rams. I predict that Ndamukong Suh will fall to Detroit at the No. 2 spot. After that, who the hell knows, although I'll bet you anything Washington Redskins pick Oklahoma State defensive tackle Russell Okung at No. 4.

I am a fan of the running back. Power and finesse backs pump me up like no other position on the field. I absolutely love watching professional football teams that can run that ball down people's fucking throats.

While we could name numerous backs with finesse all day long, power backs who really impact the game are very few and far between. This is because of the punishment the human body has to endure for this type of playing style. Only a handful of truly gifted athletes have graced us with pure power and endurance over the years. Guys like John Riggins, Larry Csonka, Jerome Bettis, and, Superman himself Jim Brown. Very few. But I think we may have one on the draft board this year, and he is also on the Drudge Report today due to allegations of stereotype. OMG! A white boy. Hide the children. Fucking please. I am so sick and tired of race discussions. Sick of it all!! And I hope this mother fucker is drafted late and therefore plays with a huge chip on his shoulder shutting down all the talk about race. White men can run mother fuckers. The black man does not own the tailback position! I hope this man throttles defenses.

I'm talking about Stanford's Toby Gerhart. This dude has power AND speed! Can't wait for the draft tomorrow.

Choo!! Chooooo!!! Here comes the fuggin train!!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Knuckle Ball

The boy pitched a good game tonight. 5 K's, 2 walks and 7 runs on him (90% on errors in the field, but we had a few excellent plays) in 2 innings.

Here is his Knuckle Ball

Struck the kid out with it too! Yeah, my 12 year old can throw a better pitch than the president. That makes me prouder than anything.


Yeah! Mellow out man.

Mobile Joint For Paul

Take a toke off this and mellow out Paul, ya spaz!

Hey Paul, I think you're parked man...


It's 420!!

Happy 420 mother fuckers!!

Craigslist Rules!

In the last two weeks, I have got rid of more crap than I could have imagined. I made some money from some shit, and given other stuff away for free. Either way, I never had to lift a finger except to take a picture and type with. I'm just glad that junk's out of here. Wheels, tires, dirt bikes, my last truck, exercise equipment and overall rat-packed crap. I posted some tires tonight and they were gone in 30 minutes. Thanks craigslist!

You have to watch out though, if you're posting free shit, because the tweekers come out of the woodwork and the emails and phone calls are off the charts with spun out motherfuckers asking stupid questions about what's already posted in the post. At least the tweekers are good for something though.... gettin' rid of my shit!

Monday, April 19, 2010

Nasty Chinese Food...

...and I wrote a review on Google just a few minutes ago...

We have tried this place twice, and we are 0 - 2. I'll sum it up like this; it didn't taste like chicken, and quite a few kitties have gone missing here in Federal Way lately. They put so much sodium in their food that you'll drink a gallon of water overnight and look like Rosie O'Donnell taking a dump the next morning. My daughter loves all things noodle and she won't even touch their excuse for chow mein. Now that's bad. We threw it out in the woods and not even the night time critters would eat it, and it never decomposed. It just sat there for months like an uneaten Taco Bell burrito. We have potentially found a substitute for plastic. It even glows under black light. Never again. So stay away. Just keep on driving don't even look at it. If you want to spend over $30 for so-called Chinese food that is probably cooked by a bunch of illegal North Koreans then this is your culinary destination from hell.

How much you wanna bet someone has this review pulled? Fuck 'em.

FOD cont

"Both Major Pitcairn and Major Parker had ordered their men not to fire, but someone did fire and the American Revolution had begun."
Happy Birthday America.

The only diference today is we want to fire politicians, not bullets. But....

Whoops, there I go inciting violence again.


My uncle sent me a picture of a bumper sticker that said this. But putting it on a paper towel package hit me last night while I was falling asleep.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

New hangover cure

This morning's combination and it really worked!! All day!! Ice cold white tea no sugar and chase it with a 5-Hour Energy. Do not consume any carbohydrates during the day unless, of course, it's more beer.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Do Not Pass Go, Go Directly To Jail

We do not fuck around here in Kerrville. Harm a child, pay the price.

A Kerr County jury on Thursday found Alfredo Ramirez Jr. guilty and sentenced him to three 99-year sentences on three counts of aggravated sexual assault of a minor and 20 years for criminal solicitation of a minor.

Serves you right dirtbag.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Friday Night Jams

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Gonna have to go with some more apocalyptic mayhem from Fear Factory's most excellent new album, Mechanize. Fuck these dudes kick ass!!!

Corporate Taxation

Hey liberals...

There's been a lot of hoopla lately about how US corporations don't pay their fair share in corporate taxes, i.e., Exxon last year and this new article on GE. I would like to remind you that corporate taxes do not hurt the corporations; rather, they hurt us the consumers. Why? Because corporations pass these costs thru to us in the form of higher prices for goods and services. So before you all start bitching about corporate taxation or the lack thereof, remember that you will be paying for all of it. And if you work for a large corporation, remember who pays for the majority of your luxurious health care plans before you start bitching about your employer's tax level. Bitches.

Value Added Tax or VAT is in discussions now. Do you really want anything like that? I would think not.

If you want to bitch about people not paying taxes, perhaps you should start here.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Attention All Prius Drivers

The first thing I said when all this Prius bullshit was going down was, "why not just put the fucker in Neutral?" Some people came back with, "it's electronic, so you cant put it in Neutral when going that fast" or some other bullshit like that. Well, this guy demonstrates two ways to kill acceleration, so put this in your pipe and smoke it...

NSFW. Lot's of F-bombs!


Why does the Earth hate the Earth so much? Damn you Iceland!! Your part of the planet is destroying the planet!! Stop the pollution!! Fucking planet haters!!

Of course I am kidding.The natural ebb and flow of this planet has occurred for billions of years. Our home has endured much worse than a few billion homosapiens combined with all the other life on this planets emissions. Case in point, I would like to know how much Sulfur Dioxide, Hydrogen Sulfide, Carbon Dioxide, Hydrogen Chloride and other shit this eruption in Iceland is spewing into the atmosphere?

I would garner a guess of more than all the cars on Earth combined for my lifetime. So when the Earth doesn't come to an end in a hurricane made of fire in the next few years, will you enviromental whackjobs finally shut the fuck up?

Yeah, I thought not.

GGDF Public Service Announcement


Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next
Saturday April, 17th at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their houses (preferably armed) to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that
they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not
approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack (or the amount of your choice) at your side is further proof of your

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't inform
at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and
are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

Sent to me by BG.
Changes in Perens for CD.

Bowin' To The Chinks?

You have to be kiddin' me. You're gonna bow down to that Chink motherfucker Hu Jintao? I guess since you're under his desk 24/7 it's appropriate. China? WTF?

Jug Ears, you are the biggest turd puppet in the governmental ass-fuck since the beginning of time. This is ridiculous beyond comprehension! It really is you fuckin' commie fuck!

China can suck my dick and you can too Kenyan, you piece of shit!

Bow down on this...

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

In The Doghouse

I hear that love is not in the air on the second and third floors of the White House this spring. The president is spending too much time being the Commander in Chief destroying the country and not enough time as a daddy and a husband so he and the first lady have not been getting along of late.

Well Mr President here is some advise, you can take it or leave it.

I think it would be a nice gesture if he took the wife out on the town tonight, you know get her out of the daily grind for a little while. Maybe dinner and a movie or maybe a ballet, oooh oooh I know, take her to a play. That will really score you some bedroom points.

Just trying to help Mr. President.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Pussy Dilemma

Damn. What to do?

Rock... Meet hard place...

In April '04 I lost my good friend Soupie to a car and I was devistated to say the least. Soupie got me through some hard times in my transitional period at the time and it was a huge loss for me. Soup was a dog trapped in a cat's body with a dog's mindset.

I felt the need to replace her and got two siblings from the shelter about a week later. From that point on until last September they were the coolest cat sisters too. I couldn't split the two apart. I guess that's my fault.

After we moved into the new place, Wheelie has been pissin' and shittin' where she wants and it's driving me up the fuggin' wall. I'm giving that bitch until the end of the month when I get back from the desert. If I find some dooks when I get back, I've already decided that she's going back to a shelter. Not a feral prison, but a kitty jail. I can't hang with that shit. Nothing has changed except where we live now. Bunker is Soupie reincarnated and there's no way I'm going to deport her. Bunker parties. Wheelie on the other hand is skain' on some thin fucking ice!

I hate to split up siblings, but I don't know what else to do. If there are any cat whisperers out there, some knowledge would help. I'm at my wit's end...

This is Soupie... Bunker:

Wheelie. You have until the end of the month before you have a new family...

I'm not happy about it, but I'm content with it...

Tuesday Fear Factory

Well I've gotta say that I am thoroughly impressed with Fear Factory's brand new album, Mechanize. I bought it today and just...WOW!!! After 10 years of sub-par work from these futuristic industrial metal masters, they have returned with a vengeance. Very few bands can maintain this level of energy after 20 years. These guys were pioneers, and this may be their final release.

Crisp. Tight. Heavy. Haunting melodies. Unpredictable. It's all here, and produced by long-time Fear Factory collaborator Rhys Fulber (Front Line Assembly, Delerium) who has given us probably some of his best production work in years. Great album. Best since 1999's Obsolete. Four enthusiastic stars.

Monday, April 12, 2010

For Paul

Rock on dude...


I really don't have much to say today. But as I sit here typing, my gut is telling me it is time to go take a Barack and wipe my Obama. So I will try to think of something to post while I am on the throne.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Saturday Doom!!

When CD put up that Down video a few posts ago I was totally reminded of these dudes, one of whom is also a Down member. Black Sabbath influence? Fuck yeah!

Saturday, April 10, 2010


I don't know about you, but I am. Not that I want it to have to come to it, but I am definitely prepared for it when it does go down...

Friday, April 9, 2010

The Update

I know you all remember this dude.

That punkass wrote a check his ass could not cash.

Friday Night N.O.D.

Remember these guys Paul?

I didn't know these dudes were still jammin' shows. I guess the older I get, the less informed I am on the music scene, and that needs to correct itself. This is from '09? WTF?

I know I've never posted this one before, and if you don't like it tough shit!

Friday Favorites

I can't remember if I have posted this before or not. If I have, and you don't like it, tough shit.

Love ya' brothers!


Barack Obama is a flaming America hating freak as proven by this article written by him and published in the Sundial in 1983. Way to go main stream media. You fucked us good.

Hit it for complete moonbatery

Texas Bluebonnets For Leslie

I read over at Leslie's place that she will not make it to Texas to see the Bluebonnets with Nancy (pup is in the hospital). Well Leslie, this ones for you.
This is the side yard at dad's house.
We even made it into Texas Monthly a few years back.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Buddhist or Booty?

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! BEAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Oh man I wish I could have seen Tiger's face when this mother fucker flew over Augusta today. What an awesome prank.

Reminds me of a joke that went around when all this shit started: "I saw a documentary about Tiger Woods the other day called 18 Holes. Um, it wasn't about golf."

What an ass. This dude was married to arguably one of the hottest women in the world. Not only that but he's a fuckin' billionaire; greatest golf player ever; all the fame, and he's out bangin' hos. WTF! The dude had it all. Wonder how much that alimony and child support is gonna cost. I shiver to think about it.

Tea Party Activist Dresses Up As SEIU Leadership, Attacks Member Of Union

At least that is what the media would portray this as. If they covered shit like this.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Missed Him

So I am headed back to the house from lunch and I notice an Obama/Biden sticker on this douchenozzle in front of me. We are caught at a light so I am sitting in my car mouthing Fuck Obama over and over again ( I know I know juvenile but I loathe these people) I can see the dude looking at me in his review mirror so I know he sees me. I don't notice it until the light turns green and the dude fucking takes off that is was a.....2012 sticker. Yes an Obama/Biden 2012 bumper sticker! I caught him at the next light and was getting such a laugh out of it I almost cried. Then I realized I had better try to get a picture of this clown right as this light turned green, unfortunately this is all I got. Saddest thing is the dudes a disabled vet. What a fucking idiot.

Huffington Puffington

Visit for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Arrianna Huffington was getting her ass handed to her by Jullianni and that stupid cunt tried to Allinsky (nooo...not Lewinsky, get your mind out of the gutter) him? Rule 5: Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It’s hard to counterattack ridicule, and it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage..

That shit didn't work out so well for you there did it idiot. Maybe you need to read the book again, maybe your not holding your tongue right who knows. Or maybe it is that we are on to you Allinskyites. Your stupid little book and it's author are irrellevent. Your bully tactics will not work anymore.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Perhaps some PORN might help

Saw this posted on Drudge just a few minutes ago:


WEEK MARCH 29, 2010
NBC 7,750,000
ABC 7,070,000
CBS 5,160,000

WEEK MARCH 30, 2009
NBC 8,740,000
ABC 7,950,000
CBS: 5,970,000

Let me help Mr. Drudge with this story:

Whoops! Network news sucks and so do Matt Drudge's math and spelling!! Total viewership is down nearly 12% not 14%, but this isn't the story. The story is the CBS viewership percentage decline compared to ABC and NBC!! What? The perky one is losing viewers?? Say it isn't so!!!! I thought she was going to save CBS!

I know a way for Ms. Couric to increase her ratings. Heh heh. And it doesn't have much to do with fair and balanced journalism either.

Right Up Our Alley

Monday, April 5, 2010

Andy Mackie, Patriot...

Fuck politics right now! Andy Mackie inspires me, unlike politicians that make me want to vomit. I'm gonna take a Paul Vacation and hop on the 'wagon' (A.K.A. 'Politics') for a week. I haven't had a spring break in 15 years +, and it's overwhelming. I'm over-due...

God bless Andy Mackie for his efforts and his inspiration. This man is a true American. Can't wait for the jam in the skies, Mr. Mackie!

I do apologize for the CBS whoring of Katie Couric at the end. Just ignore that dumb bitch and raise a glass for Andy Mackie, Patriot.

Why Mommy?

Fuck YOU Obama~

FOD: President Cream Puff

Dude throws like a sissy.

Update: Notice the tape editing. The editor is using an equalizer to reduce the middle and lower tones of the audio. This of course drowns out the boos and enhances the cheers. Interpretation: media editing and manipulation of audio/video tape to protect the image of their precious Niggerhonkey Kenyan-born Communist. Fuck this guy.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Easter Sunday Rocked!

Well, it rocked the earth anyways. The first report said it was a 6.9, but now I'm hearing it was a 7.2. Man, that was awesome! Just awesome! That fucker lasted for over a minute, gradually getting stronger. I can't remember actually feeling one that great in the 38 years I've lived on the left coast. Yeah, I know they've happened, but I was either in bed, on the road, or it wasn't significant enough to remember. This one was pretty fuggin' cool!

We were standing around drinking beers and my brother was the first to notice it. I thought I just had a great buzz until I saw ceiling fans and pictures on the wall in the house starting to shake. Oh, and relatives and friends of relatives freaking out. That was some funny shit. If I was in a sky-scraper I would have been concerned, but we were up on this huge mountain on the coast in La Jolla, so fear never entered the equation. It was actually pretty cool. The force of Mother Nature is something to appreciate, not fear.

My brother and I just rolled with it drinking our beers and laughing at the masses in a frenzy. I mean, c'mon. How long have you folks lived in Kalifornia? Aren't you over it yet? WTF? That was pretty funny. I'm a little mad at myself because I forgot my camera this holiday. That was comedy! I want that spaz-mode documented in pictures.

What's even better, About 20 minutes earlier I was talking to some dude I had never met and told him that I was heading back to Nebraska in May for my Grandmother's 90th. We were just bullshitting about the trip and I mentioned that I wish we would be going back in Winter so I could do some ice fishing. He looked at me with a serious face and said, "Lakes still freeze over in Nebraska?" I thought he was joking and said, "Of course they do." He comes back with, "Wow, with all this global warming I would think they wouldn't freeze over." I was waiting for some sarcasm right after that, but this dude was dead-fucking-serious! LIB ALERT! LIB ALERT! LIB ALERT! Holy. Shit. At least he wasn't a relative of mine. Whew!

The best part about this was that my brother arrived after the conversation with the lib, before the ground shook, so he missed our conversation. After everything mellowed out, my brother says out loud, "Just watch... Danny Glover is gonna come out and blame this on global warming!"

I just about shot a Corona out my nose. BWAHAHAHHAA! DOH! It completely caught me off guard, and the lib was there with a look on his face of curiosity and/or disgust. Whatever the look was I really don't care, because it was fuggin' hilarious.

I never really used to like going to these organized family gatherings because of all the bullshit involved, but the older I get, the more fun I have...

Beer was good, food was excellent and the liberal dude at least made it comedic. I guess they're good for something after all...

Hope everyone had a safe and Happy Easter. Tomorrow is Fuck Obama Day. Get plenty of rest!

Happy Easter everyone! We are headed over to my grandfathers (who is not doing well, he had his gall bladder removed about a month ago and has really not bounced back from it, he is back in the hospital with a C-Coli(?) infection and I am really concerned..anyway) to BBQ some steaks, chicken, venison sausage and drink some beer Shiner Bock. I will raise a toast to my two brothers and all our friends here at GGDF. Have a safe and Hoppy Easter!!!!

and Fuck Obama!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Good Bye GOP

When I was at work on Friday, for some random reason I remembered that I hadn't registered to vote since I moved in September. I got online and filled out the form. When I got to Box 7, Choice of Party I didn't think twice... American Independent Party. I've been a registered Republican since the first time I was able to vote. 20 years later, I want to tell the GOP to go fuck themselves because they're really not that different than Democrats. The Republican Party used to hold Conservative values, but that is long gone now. Not all of them, but most of them. Fuck that! Monday, I'm mailing my form into the Registrar of Voters with a big Fuck You to the GOP. No more assholes. You let me down one too many times...

It's funny, 'cause when I checked the mail today, I had a survey from the NRCC asking me a bunch of obvious stupid questions about what I think the GOP should be doing in regards to lowering taxes, smaller government, homeland security, Second Amendment, etc. I answered all of the questions and at the end of it, they ask me for a donation. AND if I couldn't afford the minimum of $35, they ask for $11 to cover the effort that went into mailing out and processing their CANVASS.

First of all assholes, I donated a shitload of money to a shitload of Conservative organizations from '02-'04, including the GOP. At the time I still thought the GOP was Conservative. I know better now, and until you motherfuckers get your heads out of your asses you can go fuck yourselves! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Not again.

Brief Description Of ObamaCare In Video Form

Holy shit! That is one hell of a tornado...

Hey Obama, here's a bonus Fuck You! It's not even Monday yet. This fuck you also goes out to your train-wreck of an Administration...

Friday, April 2, 2010

Good Friday

When are we gonna annihilate I-fuckin'-Ran?

Thursday, April 1, 2010

I'm Level Staked..Let's Jam!

I think this should be the Blownstar theme song.

And the mellow finish.

Some Thursday night toonage

Damn it sure is quiet around here without the kids. My son called me today excited about the snow in Salt Lake. See, he was pissed because Seattle got absolutely zilch zero nada this winter so he was thrilled to go about and build a snowman at his mom's. He asked if I missed him and Cora. I said, "Suuuuuuuuurrrrrrre. Um, yeahhhhh I miss you guys a bunch!!" Heh heh. Cya next week. Meanwhile, freedom fest is still on here at mi casa for one more week. I'm putting in some late hours here in my office tonight so I can take tomorrow off. Gonna get in some golf, depending on the weather. I heard that we're getting another monsoon complete with 35 to 50 knot winds tomorrow morning. We'll see.

In the meantime, here is a fuggin classic from The Who off their album, Quadrophenia which, along with Who's Next, is required listening for all rock music lovers. This video cracks me up...

Little Pedro Strikes

I don't usually forward or post written jokes, but I had to share this one....

One day in a small drop-house in San Ysidro, CA, little Pedro went into the kitchen where his mom was making flour tortillas. He puts his hands in the flour and rubbed it all over his face. He says, “Mamita look at me. I'm a white boy.” His mom slaps him in the face and says, “Dios mio, you must be joking! Go show that to your papa’!”

Little Pedro goes to his papa’ who was in the living room bagging meth and says, “Look, I'm a white boy!” His papa’ slaps him hard in the face and says, “Go show that to your grandma!”

Little Pedro goes into his grandma's room and says, “Mira abuelita, yo soy un white boy!” His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.

His mother says, “See did you learn anything?” Little Pedro says, “I sure did. I have been white for only 5 minutes and already I hate you wetbacks...”