Thursday, April 15, 2010

GGDF Public Service Announcement

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next
Saturday April, 17th at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their houses (preferably armed) to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that
they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not
approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack (or the amount of your choice) at your side is further proof of your
patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't inform
at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and
are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

Sent to me by BG.
Changes in Perens for CD.

4 comments:

CharlieDelta said...

I have only one problem with this scenario. It should read "...a cold 30-pack at your side...". Otherwise, it sounds good to me.

BG said...

GGDF?
Those Mooslims are a scam. They say one thing and do another.

I have read countless books on the Iraqi skirmishes and they all say the black market for alcohol, porn, and child sex slaves are doing well.

Much like the Catholic Priests, they do not necessarily practice what they preach. It's more of a "do as I say, not as I do" mentality.

kerrcarto said...

Gotta Get Drunk First.

labcat said...

that's hilarious. and if i knew they would off themselves, i'd walk right into one of their mosques at prayer time.