Thursday, April 1, 2010

Little Pedro Strikes

I don't usually forward or post written jokes, but I had to share this one....

One day in a small drop-house in San Ysidro, CA, little Pedro went into the kitchen where his mom was making flour tortillas. He puts his hands in the flour and rubbed it all over his face. He says, “Mamita look at me. I'm a white boy.” His mom slaps him in the face and says, “Dios mio, you must be joking! Go show that to your papa’!”

Little Pedro goes to his papa’ who was in the living room bagging meth and says, “Look, I'm a white boy!” His papa’ slaps him hard in the face and says, “Go show that to your grandma!”

Little Pedro goes into his grandma's room and says, “Mira abuelita, yo soy un white boy!” His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.

His mother says, “See did you learn anything?” Little Pedro says, “I sure did. I have been white for only 5 minutes and already I hate you wetbacks...”

1 comment:

Paul said...

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Oh man. The bagging meth part...dude...BWHAAHAHHA!!! Too fuckin' true.