Monday, April 19, 2010

Nasty Chinese Food...

...and I wrote a review on Google just a few minutes ago...

We have tried this place twice, and we are 0 - 2. I'll sum it up like this; it didn't taste like chicken, and quite a few kitties have gone missing here in Federal Way lately. They put so much sodium in their food that you'll drink a gallon of water overnight and look like Rosie O'Donnell taking a dump the next morning. My daughter loves all things noodle and she won't even touch their excuse for chow mein. Now that's bad. We threw it out in the woods and not even the night time critters would eat it, and it never decomposed. It just sat there for months like an uneaten Taco Bell burrito. We have potentially found a substitute for plastic. It even glows under black light. Never again. So stay away. Just keep on driving don't even look at it. If you want to spend over $30 for so-called Chinese food that is probably cooked by a bunch of illegal North Koreans then this is your culinary destination from hell.

How much you wanna bet someone has this review pulled? Fuck 'em.

4 comments:

CharlieDelta said...

Oh man, that's hilarious! Nicely written. I got some beef chow mein from the local chinese grind a few weeks a go and that shit was so packed with sodium/MSG/God knows what else that I couldn't eat much of it either. Give me a fat American burger or steak any day of the week and I'm happy...

PeggyU said...

Good gawd! What place is that?

Paul said...

Imperial Palace. Hopefully you don't have one up there, Peggy. Yuckity fuckity yuck!!

PeggyU said...

My husband went up north of the border with some co-workers for "genuine" Chinese cuisine. Crunchy stuff in one dish turned out to be chicken leg bones. He was very hungry for dinner that night!