Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Perhaps some PORN might help

Saw this posted on Drudge just a few minutes ago:

NETWORK EVENING NEWS DOWN -14% IN YEAR; AUDIENCE VANASH

WEEK MARCH 29, 2010
NBC 7,750,000
ABC 7,070,000
CBS 5,160,000

WEEK MARCH 30, 2009
NBC 8,740,000
ABC 7,950,000
CBS: 5,970,000

Let me help Mr. Drudge with this story:





Whoops! Network news sucks and so do Matt Drudge's math and spelling!! Total viewership is down nearly 12% not 14%, but this isn't the story. The story is the CBS viewership percentage decline compared to ABC and NBC!! What? The perky one is losing viewers?? Say it isn't so!!!! I thought she was going to save CBS!

I know a way for Ms. Couric to increase her ratings. Heh heh. And it doesn't have much to do with fair and balanced journalism either.

7 comments:

Conservative Scalawag said...

It is sad when channels that I didn't even realize existed,like the Halmark Network, beat main stream media.

For it just shows how useless they've become,and how American just doesn't trust them anylonger.

John said...

---and the internet is the perfect place for Ms. Couric to get her start :

http://tinyurl.com/rs95a

CharlieDelta said...

I don't know dude, Couric? I gotta draw the line somewhere...

kerrcarto said...

The Cartoon Network! has been kicking Olberwoman's teeth in.

The media that once was is in its death throws.

Fukitol said...

Couric? Bejebus! Maybe, just maybe, 20-30 years ago. She's only hot in the I don't want to die alone sense today.

kerrcarto said...

I did not notice the title of your post until just now! BWAHAHAHAHA. Seriously though, perhaps the truth might help.

Paul said...

BWAHAHAHA!!! Welcome to the party, kerrcarto!