flip flop dude gets my vote. i would love to know what he said to the ladies. he was funny as hell. the other dude was just sad and kinda hard to watch.
I vote for the flipflops (not the flipflop guy). They did a great job of avoiding him, and even when caught they resisted being put on. And then when put on the did a supurb job of jumping back off!
Come and party with us Claudia! We'll have you having "too many" and mummified in no time! ;-)
Well, not me, I'll be mummified next to you. Paul, H20 and Harper will be placing the decorations while Leslie, kerrcarto and T.W.S. claim they "know nothing about it...".
Convenience store guy has still got it, because he did it with a six-pack in his hand--and didn't break one bottle! This guy wasn't even carrying a beer!
FOD is the brainchild of Paul, who hates Mondays almost as much as he hates the Cooncracker. You don't have to fly the one fingered salute. But it helps. Send your picture to gravdigr@cebridge.net Put FOD in the subject line.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
~Sir Winston Churchill
To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
~Homer Simpson
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. ~W.C. Fields
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. ~Hunter S. Thompson
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
Here's to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one! ~Author Unknown
Once during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
~Cliff Clavin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
~ Dave Barry
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~Henny Youngman
Our Lager which art in barrels Swallowed be thy drink At home, as it is in the tavern Forgive our spillages As we forgive those who spill against us Lead us not into incarceration But deliver us from hangover For thine is the beer, the bitter and the barley. Barmen ~The Beer's Prayer
Alcohol May Be Man's Worst Enemy
But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy
~ Frank Sinatra
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink…If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. - Charles Bukowski
The liver is evil and must be punished. - Author Unknown
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -Homer Simpson
Write drunk; edit sober. - Ernest Hemingway
I take every day one beer at a time, one beer every sip at a time. - Dennis Leary
Alcohol doesn't solve your problems...but then,neither does milk. - W.C. Fields
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." ~ Dave Barry
11 comments:
Oh ROFL!!! Flip-flop boy had me in stitches but the convenience store dude is still the best one ever!
I gotta give some points to the flip-flop dude for still trying to act cool and impress the girls.
flip flop dude gets my vote. i would love to know what he said to the ladies. he was funny as hell. the other dude was just sad and kinda hard to watch.
Flip flop boy is fucking hilarious. I only say that because I've been in his shoes (or flip flops) before. He gets my vote.
And like labcat said, I wanna know what he was slurring to the chicks.
I vote for the flipflops (not the flipflop guy). They did a great job of avoiding him, and even when caught they resisted being put on. And then when put on the did a supurb job of jumping back off!
They're both really funny. But I would like to see a video of one of you, Criplets, when you have a few too many! Bet you, you would be funnier...
I watched Flip on a friends FB page a couple days ago. Im gonna vote FF Boy, but the other is a close second, especially set to the right music.
Come and party with us Claudia! We'll have you having "too many" and mummified in no time! ;-)
Well, not me, I'll be mummified next to you. Paul, H20 and Harper will be placing the decorations while Leslie, kerrcarto and T.W.S. claim they "know nothing about it...".
Good times!
Hey at least Paul cleaned you up before you came to.
Convenience store guy has still got it, because he did it with a six-pack in his hand--and didn't break one bottle! This guy wasn't even carrying a beer!
FF guy for sure, that is too funny! And Leslie and I have stopped for just one more, many a time - just didn't lose any shoes!
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