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Enter any other country illegally and see what happens to you. 8 years hard labor in Norf Korea if your lucky.
This is an email I got. I haven't checked it for accuracy, but have no reason to doubt its truth.
SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.
We've all heard this over and over but it doesn't seem to sink in. When are we going to do something about it?
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* WELFARE,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY?S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON?T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA!
Cross the mexican border illegally and they will put all kind of burritos in your ass.
Yep, sorta reminds me of the old joke 'bout Mehico always doin' so shitty in the Olympics... all their people that can run, jump or swim are already here in America.
'If you come in to this country illegally, you will be hunted down, like a fucking deer.'
Where do I get an application? Heh.
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