Until she see's how I got my ass kicked by the clippers this time around. Whoops!
Note to self: Wait until sober before grabbing clippers. Oh man. I even paid for a haircut on Friday knowing that I was going to my favorite nephew's Baptism. I kept the mohawk/rooster thing going since early February when my buddy Z cut it for me. I wanted to show up to the church with the 'hawk rollin' to crack him up. I couldn't get it to work for me so I just slicked it back and glued it down. When I got home last night I decided that I should keep the length of hair but cut off the rooster. The only problem was that I was in such a stupor that I forgot to put the guard on the damn clippers. After the first swipe I knew right away that I fucked up. After that, there was no turning back. I had to do the whole mellon. Damn. This is the shortest it's ever been. It feels like fucking velcro!
I can't wait to see the expression on Grandma's face when I take off my cap...
I won't have access to a compooter where I'm gonna be, and if I did, I would probably throw it in the water for an anchor. I'm gonna drink a shitload of beer (twice as much because it's 3.0 beer in NE...pussies...) play lots of Cribbage and Risk, party with Grandma, and hopefully kick some Nebraska fish ass! Catch y'all on Sunday.
Oh yeah, and fuck you Pelosi you ignorant bitch!
Later!
5 comments:
Have fun brother! Tell your grandma hello & happy birthday from Texas.
CD - Whereabouts in Nebraska? I have LOTS of relatives there. Maybe you're a fifth cousin ten times removed or something (?). I never quite understood that family tree thing.
My little one rocks the 'velcro' length and I gotta tell ya, the ladies love it. I can't tell you how many cashiers, waitresses, etc., ask if they can rub his head. This haircut might work out well for you CD!
Travel safe.
PeggyU-
All be all over the place. Omaha, Lincoln, Duncan and Bruning. We're spending most of the trip in Duncan. Lot's of windshield time from Omaha...
Harper-
It wont last long. I like it short, but this is just too damn short for me. Unless of course I get the same reaction from the ladies. Heh, heh!
PeggyU, just cousin works, the redneck family tree has no branches.
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