Friday, May 7, 2010

See If This Offends You

Hey beaners! When you start celebrating the 4th of July in your shithole of a country. Then I MIGHT think about you celebrating Stinko De Miracle Whip here. But until then if the American flag offends you, than this should really set you off.

What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo?
I didn't know we were pouring concrete today
What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
One can raise a child.
What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
A felon
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either!
Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?
50 Mexicans died
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their moms clean it.
What's a mexican's favorite sport?
cross country
Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card
2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
A cop
Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
Baked beans
When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits?
His Lawn Mower
How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap...?
the bucket
What do you call a mexican baptism?
Bean dip
What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing?
A mexican't
What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?
A pizza can feed a family of four
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
Somebody too lazy to steal.
What do you call a mexican that is barefoot and stepped in poop with his toe?
 If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican?
The dumb mexican, the rest don't exist.
Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's?
Because it says no trespassing
What do you call a midget mexican?
Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay


Anonymous said...

Fucking right on kerrcarto!!! BWAHAHAHAH!!!!

Anonymous said...

That was fucking hilarious!!

doverthere said...

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Vietnamese???

A car thief that can't drive!

JeremyR said...

Kerrcarto, you should be ashamed.

Fukitol said...

I was told this one today and sprayed beer all over the fuggin place when I heard it...

How are a mexican (or spic) and a cue ball alike?

The harder you hit it, the more english you get out of it.

dudley1 said...

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Octopus? Don`t know myself but it sure can pick lettuce!