So Tipper and Pope Albert are splitting after 40 years of marriage. They said the decision was mutual, I have to believe them on this one. I can imagine the conversation.
Tipper: Al, I am leaving you.
Al: Why Tipper?
Tipper: Because you are a fucking whackjob and I am going to get half your money.
Al: Your right, I am a whackjob. I was married to your freak ass for 40 years.