Tuesday, June 1, 2010

The Decision Was Mutual

So Tipper and Pope Albert are splitting after 40 years of marriage. They said the decision was mutual, I have to believe them on this one. I can imagine the conversation.

Tipper: Al, I am leaving you.

Al: Why Tipper?

Tipper: Because you are a fucking whackjob and I am going to get half your money.

Al: Your right, I am a whackjob. I was married to your freak ass for 40 years.

9 comments:

Paul said...

BWAHAHAHAH!!! Yeah man, Al's fucking nuts. She's probably been planning this for a while.

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CharlieDelta said...

They're both psycho assholes. A match made in Hell!

Patriot Gretchen said...

T: "Im gonna screen all the cuss words outta your music , hun."

A:" Thats ok, I dont have time for music, Im inventing the internet! Surely this will be a cuss free sex free place for higher learning"

Im w Paul on this one!
BWAHHAHA!!!

kerrcarto said...

PG, I wonder who gets the internet in the divorce. Or will they have joint custody.

Harper said...

Pope Gore will be coming out of the closet in 3...2...1...

Patriot Gretchen said...

Split the internet down the middle! the one who gets upset TRULY loves it, the other OBVIOUSLY didnt have anything to do with its creation?

boinky said...

actually, I feel sorry for Tipper, who is sweet and has had to put up with him for 40 years.

If my husband openmouthed kissed me in front of a couple thousand folks to prove he "loved" me, I would have kneed him in the balls right then and there and said quits.

John said...

This is all Bush's Fault! It never would have happened if he hadn't "stolen" the election!

At least that's what I hear...