Thursday, June 24, 2010

Mind Your Own Business

The San Antonio, Texas city council is debating whether to condemn the Arizona immigration bill. Well guys, we here at the Kerrcarto house have a little plaque that hangs on our refrigerator.


Y'all should really learn to obey #7

UPDATE: I found out that they amended the law in Arizona. You do not have to show your papers if pulled over. All you have to do to is pass an oral exam that consists of 14 words. You have to use each word in a sentence. If you can do that, you can go on your way.

Here are the answers from the first guy that got deported

1. *Cheese*

Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*

My fren wants 2 become a citizen, But che didn't know how to read, So I, shoulder.

4. *Texas*

When I'm not home, My fren always Texas me, Che wonders where I am!

5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece. Then che got herpes.

6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store, but ju went to see sum guy, July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife but che said chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women. I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me."

12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stairs so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*

That women has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?