Friday, July 9, 2010

Dear Obama...

My Uncle CD is passed out right now so I thought I would take the chance to tell you what's really on my mind...

You have screwed us Americans for futures and futures to come with your bullshit socialist policies. I despise you. I will always despise you. Not because you're black, even though the LSM will try and lead the masses to believe that, but because you have wiped your ass with the Constitution and you have put me in debt before I'm even a part of the working force. Ya know? That evil 'middle class working force'?

You are a piece of shit. The worst POTUS in my time! The worst TOTUS in the history of the United States of America.

I know I'm new to this present TOTUS debacle, but I can guarantee you that I will grow up learning American values, the Constitution of the United States, the Bill of Rights, and of God and Country! Me and my lil' buddies will know how you shit on the country I love so much and we will be prepared to take on your kind when I'm old enough to vote. I'm an American, you closet Mooslimb piece of shit Kenyan! Fuck! You!

Sincerely,
Gav




PS, kerrcarto, can you please add me to the FOD wall? I despise that motherfucker!

3 comments:

Fukitol said...

That's fuggin' awesome! I would change one line though...

"I'm an American you closet Moo-slime piece of shit Kenyan!"

kerrcarto said...

No problem little dude.

CharlieDelta said...

Fukitol-
Gav says thanks, and he wanted me to let you know that it's been amended. Nicely put.

kerrcarto-
Gav is raising his bottle to YE!