Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Talking Feds

Same as it ever was. Sort of a Tuesday FOD I guess:


I was going to type about how Robert Gibbs is the worst press secretary in modern history, but you already know that. He got his smarmy little ass handed to him this morning on Fox by Gretchen. He was asked if Obama is going to give Bush credit for the surge. (A subject I think is stupid anyway, the troops and their hierarchy are the ones who should be praised and the politicians should keep their fucking slimy hands out of it. But that is another post.) Gibbs answered that Obama was always for the troop surge. Too bad for Doughboy that she ran a clip just before the interview of Obama saying the surge was a bad idea. Like we all know he did. After getting busted in a lie, he turns into a good little Alinskyite six year old like all liberals do. Confront them with facts and the fingers go into their ears and they scream "You're a doodie head" at the top of their lungs.

What a sanctimonious fucking slime ball. I cannot wait until these people have to crawl back under the rock they were shat out from.


Eddy has been missing for four days now. My fear is that he was chasing something and fell off the cliff into the lake. That was my dads best friend,since mom died he really became attached to him, I think he is about to lose it.

This sucks balls.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Dedication Tune To An Ex...


I dedicate this one to the girl I was madly in love with and wanted to marry before she took a big dump on me for a guy with money, big trucks, boats, etc. 4 years of my life wasted? Not really, I sure did learn a lot in that short time. I guess the timing was about perfect when it was all said and done. I was shopping for a ring when she bailed. In reality, I'm not bitter. I am thankful that it ended when it did. I dodged another bullet with that one. Whew! Now I just smile when I think of the poor bastard that ended up marrying her and having a kid with her. Poor bastard! BWAHAHAHAHA!

I know you'll never see it from me Elena, but this one is dedicated to you.

UPDATE: If you're using Mozilla the video won't play for some reason, but it plays with no errors on IE. Whatever...

Great News!

I just came across this little ditty, and things are looking up! Woo Hoo! Beer me!

UPDATE: Apparently the baboons in Cape Town like the news too!


From Harper who got it from here.

And here's a bonus. BWAHAHAH!!! Found it at the Free Republic.

FOD:Compare & Contrast

Sometimes Drudge just makes it too easy. This is what the leaders of the worlds super powers did this summer. Putin shot a whale with a crossbow. Ours went for a dorky ass bike ride.

Which country is in better hands? Russia has Putin, we have Steve Urkel.

I learned something interesting about Putin. Have you ever noticed the way he walks? He only swings one arm the other hand is always at his hip. You know why? Whoever guesses it correctly will receive high praise.

UPDATE: B...gets High praise! The KGB taught you to keep one hand on your gun at almost all times.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Only In Texas

Deep fried Beer. Sounds interesting.

Friday, August 27, 2010

10yd. Old Yuto Miyazawa Jams With Ozzy

This is so fucking badass! This kid rips! Look for him in the future.

Scroll down the page for the video clip. This little dude pulls off the Randy Rhoades solo like it's nothing. Awesome!

Fun With Photoshop: Super Dork

Since Paul beat me to the punch earlier. I made my own.

This dipshit is the leader of our country. What a tool.

Why do elitist politicians always look like wimps on bikes?

And what's with the fuckin' helmet and those goodie-goodie clothes! This is almost as bad as those awful jeans he wore when he tossed the first pitch back in 2009. You all remember that? Obama, you fucking pussy.

Friday FID

Friday Fuck islam Day!

Jihad this bitch!

GOD Bless The United States Military for all that you do! Thank you!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Timing Is Everything...

I think Shell should use this as their new ad campaign. Got fuel?

Today Is Thursday So It's FMWTFOSSOTFP Day

That would be "Fuck Morons With Texans For Obama Stickers Still On Their Fucking Prius Day".

Some dooshnozzle was in front of me in their little battery powered faggot mobile (now if your a dude and you drive a Prius that's cool. But slap an Obama anything on it and it, and it instantly becomes a queer carrier.) with his Texans For Obama and a Got Hope? (real clever) bumper stickers going 50 in a 55 and the blue hair in the slow lane was keeping pace. Neither of them would get the fuck out of the way and I was running late to pick up the girl at school.

Now, if you really want to piss me off, drive slow in the fast lane and when you see a car coming up on you,don't speed up and get around the car next to you and move over. Be a snotty little speed control asshole and drive right next to the other car for 4 fucking miles! I swear to, oh hell..Gonesha, I was about to have an anurysm. I envisioned pit maneuvers into the bar ditch. The real problem was, I KNOW you saw me asshole. I made eye contact with you in your review mirror. That was the time I pointed to the other lane and mouthed "Move Over" at you. Fucking jackass.

I finally passed the asshole in the Chicken Lane horn blazing and finger out the window. I got news for you jackass. You ain't no Texan.


Go here and watch how the Magic Negro's great policies have saved or created millions trillions of jobby jobs dollars in debt.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010


Damn, this blog is going to become a full time job. We only have 5 more days of fuckness to spread around.

Don't bogart it pass it.


Fuck Islam Day! Fuck you third world animals! Fuck your intolerance! Fuck your so-called "religion of peace!" Fuck your koran/quran/cum-guzzlin and FUCK YOU!

You assholes should stay in the Middle-fucking-East
. Keep killing yourselves. I'm all for it! Stay in the fucking third fucking world. Fuck a goat. Oppress your women. Fuck a goat again. Murder your children. Fuck a goat again. Go fuck yourselves! Fuck a goat again. Better yet, GFY.!

If you assholes are serious about "bridging the gap" I may take you serious, but I know for a fact that you're full of shit! You have no concern about "bridging the gap". Shariah teaches you assholes to lie. I may be from the West, but I'm not ignorant when it comes to islam. You have to be kidding me...

Fuck! YOU! This is The United States of America you fucking stinkbeards! Assimilate or get the fuck out! Shariah Law will not stand in this country. Not on my watch, bitch! Not now! Not ever!

This dude doesn't abide!

You can take your mosque and cram it up your third world moooslimb bungholes. I'm sick and tired of your fucking bullshit! Who the fuck do you think you are? I can't wait to face off with you assholes and your pathetic jihad! It can't come soon enough! Bring it on cocksuckers! The sooner the better!

Fuck you islame! Fuck you and your fucked up followers of the religion of hate!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Low Pass Over Texas

This one speaks for itself...

Click it to big it.

How To Piss Off A Liberal...

Kimberly, you fuggin rock!

I don't do Twitter, but I think I'm in love...

Monday, August 23, 2010



I am hijacking FOD. Today is Fuck 'Em All Day. I can do that since I own a 1/3 stake in this little blog.

I am going to throw down a challenge to speed readers everywhere.

Barton’s presentation, “The Founding Fathers on the Principles of Limited Government,” featured quotes from the men that founded our nation, including Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and Benjamin Franklin. These quotes showed the proof that our Founding Fathers believed in a limited government. My personal favorite quote of the night was from Thomas Jefferson: “A wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government.”

Barton also brought up an interesting fact in his presentation. If you were to read 700 pages of the U.S. Federal Code each week, you would finish in 25,000 years!

Ain't that a bitch.

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To School Today

I am sitting in the car waiting to pick Jourdan up at school and I get a text message.

Unkown: "Hey its lacie"

Me: "What's up?" (thinking it is one of my softball moms)

Lacie: Um iv gotta tell u somethin...ifeel bad but i dnt think i wana be in a relationship rite now i thought i was ready but im not. Im sry" (obviously a wrong number)

Me: "Good, because I am married"

Lacie: "Wtf...then u shuld have told me that bfore u asked me to be ur gf"

Me: "I think you have the wrong number"

Nothing back so far.

Right Place, Right Time

It's obvious that this guy hadn't been sluggin' beers all night at the game, 'cause he didn't even spill his drink tray. Nice catch dude!


Fuck YOU Obama!

The reference comes from here in case you didn't get it. Oh, and if posting this makes me some kind of racist... so be it. Call me what you wanna call me. I really don't give a fuck!

Friday, August 20, 2010

Friday Jams

Kinda in a mellow/metal mood tonight. So here is some mellow Iron Maiden.

SB2C-4 Helldiver Raised... Chula Juana, CA

CHULA VISTA — It turns out the Helldiver that was a "Beast" to fly also is a monster to lift. That's what divers are learning about the World War II SB2C-4 Helldiver that has rested at the bottom of Lower Otay Lake since it was ditched there by Navy pilot E.D. Frazar and Army back-seater Joseph Metz on May 28, 1945.

I learned how to fish from my dad teaching me how to fish at Lower Otay with a Zebco and a bobber when I was around 5 or 6 years old. Those are some great memories! . I may have even roped a catfish in that exact spot, but I know I at least snagged a Crappy. Dad taught me early on and I love it to the day...

Damn, those were some great times. Back when Chula Juana was small, and Dad would take us boys out to Procter Valley when it was raining, let us ride his enduro and let us shoot for a good hour or two. Back then it was just BB Guns, but Proctor Valley RULED! I remember snaggin' some baby Crappy from the stream and naming them when they plopped in the fish tank. Good fuggin' times! The best!


Thursday, August 19, 2010

I'm too lazy to post anything else.

Sorry, my muse is dead, or just smashed ass drunk trying to forget the shitbox our country is in. So let me clear, she is probably both of the two.

So here is some dumbass getting hit by an ice cream truck.

Just Say No!

Just say no to the victory lap a.k.a the Ground Zero mosque! Fuck that shit! Not here, not now, not ever!

I mean c'mon.... really? Grow a pair and just say NO to this abomination called C.A.I.R. pissing on the graves of 3,000+ Americans! Do you remember that day? Do you remember where you were when you heard the news? Do you remember how angry you were that day? I do, and I will never forget it either. Never.

The anger is permanent and yes, I'm biased. The day a mosque is built anywhere near Ground Zero is an insult to the families that lost their loved ones that day. The fact that it's even an option pisses me off to no extent. The fact that it's even an option makes me weep for my country because if anyone running the show these days had a pair, this wouldn't be debated. It would be a slam dunk! Unfortunately, it's not...

Fuck you C.A.I.R! Fuck you ACLU, fuck you liberal democrats and fuck you obama! If you had any conviction, the mega-mosque would still be a wet dream to these third-world assholes. You don't, and it's obvious which way you lean. allah akbar you piece of shit. Fuck! You!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

F.I.D...Fuck Islam Day

Your prayers have been answered ragheads. Bite down on some leather while you get on your knees and take it you third-world stinkbeard cocksuckers!

Here's your 72 virgins aknad! Look for this when your 'call to prayer' plays five times a day and you have goat-dick in your poop-chute. I only wish it was an A-10 Warthog lighting up your bunghole with 30mm instead of just a goat-dick! Take your pedophile prophet, your ugly wife and children, your faggot little imams, your koran, and your religion of death and go fuck yourselves! You're not compatible with the West, and your desert dung beetles miss you.

You fucking assholes can take your Ground Zero mosque and shove it up your ass. Go to hell!

Thanks to Fukitol for the Fuck Islam Day pic...


Monday, August 16, 2010

Late FOD

Technically I still have time, 'cause it's only 21:45 Pacific on Monday. I forgot all about this one. My buddy Z sent this to my phone while I was driving back to SD from the Airshow last weekend. Him and his fam along with some of their buddies were headed to the Ventura County Fair as I was headed back south. I was gassin' up in Costa Mesa when I got this text and laughed the rest of the way home. Z wasn't kidding. I'm not either.

It was titled: Prelude To A Fistfight

Yeah, I think Z's title says it all. Liberals piss me off! How any obamabot can be proud of their '08 vote is beyond comprehension, and goes to show the degeneration of The United States of America, and for the record... It really pisses me off!

I'm glad I wasn't there for the fair or I would've most likely been locked up that night, and that's all I'm gonna say!

Except. Happy ...(late) FUCK OBAMA DAY!

Saturdays Events

Two local newspapers also covered it. The Kerrville Daily Times and the Hill Country Community Journal (which prints on Thursday).

Sunday, August 15, 2010


I headed up to my brother's house for his Birthday on Friday and finally got to meet Gunner for the first time. I had seen pictures of him but there's nothing like hanging out with a puppy dog new to the family. He's only 6 months old, but my brother already has him trained better than most adult dogs I've met. He is definitely one smart little guy. Australian Cattle Dogs are known for their smarts, and Gunner is no exception. I'm really happy for my brother and his wife. They were devastated when they lost Krash a few months back. I was pretty broken up about it too. So here he is! Gunner the badass puppy dog!

Friday, August 13, 2010

Weekend Works

Going out to watch A Tuna Christmas with Dad, Sis and the Family + 2 of the boys friends. Tomorrow is Opa's 90th birthday! August 14th, the day the Japs surrendered. 100+ family coming to his house to celebrate. My cousin Sgt. Major Rodriguez got Opa's WW2 medals that he was awarded but never received from Washington and they will be presented to him by the Sgt. Major and a Captain from Ft. Hood, in their dress blues! A lady is going to sing the National Anthem and God Bless America and two local papers are going to cover it! The best thing is that Opa has no idea about 90% of the presentation. He just thinks that Sgt. Major is going to present his medals to him. I cannot wait to see the look on his face.

Fight Fire With Fire Friday!

Try saying that fast 10 times.

In keeping with the theme, I couldn't help but bust this one out. I know it's been around for a while, but it never gets old! At least not to me. Turn up yer speakers...

I would pay good money to be able to spend 10 minutes behind that gun. Especially in a Huey. Badass! That right there is better than porn.

When I get out of work today, I'm gonna head up the mountain and hang out with my brother for his 41st, grill some chicken, pound a few brews, get the pit-fire going and maybe pound a few more brews while stoking the fire. See y'all Sunday some time.

Thursday, August 12, 2010


I have not listened to music like this since my 20's. Funny how time slips away.


Here comes the BOOM, ready or not...

I'll take yer best shot...

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Drunken Drivel

What allies do the United States have?
Who will stand with a broken nation?
For freedom? For Honor? For The Natural Law? Liberty?
No one that is who. When it all comes down to the nut cuttin, will we have the balls, so to speak?
Or will we sink into the black bliss that is socialistic central planning? 2+2=5, or whatever they want you to say it is. We most assuredly are living in Orwelian times. Up is Down, Right is Wrong, Big Brother tells you how much salt you can consume and Sharia law is just a Mosque away.

Stand up America. Stand! Up! Not only is our liberty at stake but the whole notion of free men is. Do not let the tyrants tell you what to eat, drink, say or do. Do for yourself. Damned be the chains on a mans mind and hands. If not for free thinkers we would not have the car. We would not be able to talk to our mother on mothers day 500 miles away, shit, damn near anywhere in the world nowdays. This nation has been the bastion of free though since its inception. Let us not watch it go slowly into the night. I would rather die a free man than a slave.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

More Fun With Photoshop

I got me a good buzz going. And just heard this jackass on TV. Stirred the creative juices.

Milton Friedman

The Grouchy Old Cripple posted some Milton Friedman today. Dr. Friedman is hands down one of the most brilliant economists of the 20th century. A lot of Friedman's work has influenced the modern libertarian and he is credited by the likes of Dr. Ron Paul, Judge Napolitano, and one of my favorite economists Mr. Peter Schiff. Anyway, here is the 1979 Donahue interview in its entirety. Notice the Chrysler bail-out discussion during Part I. Sound familiar? Donahue starts behaving like he's constipated around Part 4 but Friedman handles him with mastery. But we all know it's not very hard to make a liberal look like a complete fucking idiot considering that they do most of that on their own.

Once again I am reminded as to why I hate Donahue and the rest of you bedwetting liberals so much. The ignorance dripping off you people is so alarming and so dangerous its frightening what you sick fucks have done to this country across the last 40 years. It's even scarier thinking about the economic wasteland you have left for our future generations. Fuck all Democrats.


Everything I Ever Needed To Know About Islam

Fuck you so-called "moderate" mooselimbs! Fuck you fanatical mooselimbs! For the record, fuck ALL of you mooselimb cocksuckers! For you to even consider building one of your mosques (bath houses) at Ground Zero shows that you will never assimilate or even try to assimilate into Western Civilization's civility. I'm waiting (and can't wait) for the true uprising that knocks your dicks in the dirt, and believe me, it's coming to a burkah near you. We're sick of your shit!

Thanks to Dr. Ray for the pic.

Texas Girl On The 2nd Amendment

I do not know how old this is. Looks to be around the 90's. During the Brady Hearings.
Watch Schmuck Schumer squirm in his chair.

You gotta love her last line.

Where Does The Time Go?

What a great weekend! I got to see two of my best friends, hang out with my favorite nephew, watch a killer air show, eat great food, drink some fine drinks and get back home without running some L.A. asshole off the road. Sometimes life is really good!

If the line with messican kids wasn't so long I would've had a picture mannin' the gun, but the lil' messicants were never taught any kind of respect so I just moved along down the line. In my head though was this little diddy... I wonder if the wetbacks have ever heard of this one?

Monday, August 9, 2010

I can't stop laughing!!

I love this story!!! I mean the guy tells everyone to fuck off, grabs some beers and slides out of the plane, goes home and gets laid. I especially love the statement, "He was having a bad day!!" BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I've flown quite a bit and I know how obnoxious and insufferable many passengers are. He probably had every justification to do what he did. Too bad about all the charges. That seems a little harsh to me. No blood no foul, right?

FOD Fun With Photoshop.

I didn't know having sex with Michelle Obama was against the law.


So now we've heard the White House's response. Michelle's "dear friend's" dad died. Oh boo fucking hoo. "Hey girlfriend since your dad died let's go to Spain and charge it to the taxpayers!" Michelle, you and your family are...guess what....bunch of fucking niggers!! I have to sacrifice but I guess you don't. Practice what you preach you fat nasty bitch you and your niggerhonkey husband can just fuck off!


God I hate this lying piece of shit.

Ask anyone who knows me, it is hard to get me to hate you. I might dislike you and shun your ass but to get me to hate you, takes a special kind of person. And you just happen to be one Barry. Fuck. You.

I need to get this shirt made. I got the idea from Glenn Beck he was wearing a Woodrow Wilson one the other day on the radio show

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Movie Test

Pick a number from 1-9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3.
Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

Now, ain't that something.....?

Thursday, August 5, 2010


YEAH! These guys are badass! I have a hard time deciding which I like better; the Blue Angels or the Thunderbirds? Actually they're all badass motherfuckers. If I could go back in time and change the path I took, I would've gone for fighter pilot. My math has always been good and my eyes didn't go to shit until I turned 33. Plus, this looks like so much fun! Hindsight is 20/20...

I'm waking up in the morning, going to work for a few hours and then heading up the coast to Point Hueneme to see my bro from another Mo and my sis from another Miss and watch the Thunderbirds tear it up! This is going to be completely badass! The Blue Angels fly over us all the time when we camp just outside of El Centro, but I've never seen the Thunderbirds. This is going to be cool! If my boss didn't already know my plans I would call in sick tomorrow and head up at the crack of dawn. Shame on me for telling the boss what I was doing this weekend. WTF was I thinking? Oh wait, I wasn't...

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Just bought this album today at Silver Platters in Seattle, one of the most bad azzz record stores in the universe. I walked in and asked for it and the two dudes behind the counter were tripping over themselves to usher me over to the stacks!! Yeah!! I am constantly amazed as to how many people up here just love Texas country and folk music. Warms me heart.

Fuckin' epic! If you're into this kinda stuff. Kerrcarto you dig man?


We have a huge pear tree in our yard, thing has to be 20' tall. I got the boy up on the roof to pick some pears. Killed two birds with one stone, made the boy happy and removed some of the pears that would hit the roof in the middle of the night and wake me up. He picked about fifty pears and these are the good ones with no worms.

We only have about two or three hundred to go.

Nice thing about it is the deer eat REALLY well around here. Had a nice Axis buck in the backyard last night. I spooked it off walking out the back door to have a smoke. Damn.


My buddy introduced me to this guys stuff yesterday. Pretty damn good for a Sac Tickler's (Micheal Jackson) song. But Billie Jean was one of his better songs, it was back when he was still black.

He has some other AMAZING stuff, one in particular is a guitar his dad made out of what looks like a piece of Cypress driftwood.

Found It...

Couric The Cunt

What a silly bitch! I would pay good money to watch Palin head butt this dumb cunt...

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

The Battle For The American Republic

This is close to 10 minutes long, but it's well worth the watch. If you think about it, we're not too far from the inevitable. History does repeat itself...

I hope this doesn't come to fruition, but am afraid (and ready) when it does. We will prevail! I'd rather die than be a slave...


At least we remembered his birthday give us some credit...


I saved FOD for today because it is the Liar in Chiefs birthday and apparently his family feels the same way. The Wookie and Sasha are off to Spain to spend more of our tax dollars on a vacation (no recession at the White House) and Malia is at overnight summer camp. Even your family is getting tired of you. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

So here is to you on your birthday all the way from Bandera,Texas, you fucking communist asshole.

Thanks to CD for the picture!

UPDATE: Send him a birthday card!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

When It Rains, It Pours...

Well, shit! The last two months finally caught up with me. Here I've been spending money like I'm some kind of SRF. Ammo, beer, ammo, beer, buying rounds of Patron for people that never buy a round when we're at the bar(and I'm jottin' that one down, bitch), beer, cigarettes, new brushes for the drums, beer, ammo, beer, cigarettes, new guitar strings, beer, ammo, plane tickets and beer.

Which to the naked eye might make one think I am an SRF. Negative. If that was all I had to spend money on, I'd be pretty content with it. But that's not the case.

First it started to rain; I got my credit card bill. Ho-leeeee crap! I went a little ape-shit with it this last month. Sportsman's Guide had some great deals on 7.62 x 39 and brass cased 5.56, so I splurged on some (a lot). Palmetto State Armory had some great deals on factory Federal .45ACP 230gr FMJ so I splurged a little(a lot) on that too.

Then the wind started pick up; rent was due. DOH! I was so stoked about being in Bandera at the end of the month that I completely forgot about the first of the month. Double-whammy!

Then came cat vaccinations. That was a nice kick to the balls that came out of nowhere!

Then the rain and wind picked up a lot fuggin' more!

Auto insurance. DOH! I Forgot about that one too! I have zero points on my driving record as far as tickets go, but that Deuce is still haunting me. When I got it, it was a seven-year violation. All of a sudden it's back on my record and magically a 10-year violation. Hope, Change, Lies...

I just spend beyond my means! Still waitin' fo' dat free obama money. I mean seriously, where's my free money?! TOTUS promised me "free money" and I want it now!

Can y'all do me a favor and crank this? I mean, not just for yourself, but to benefit yer neighbor.

If you can't hang with the metal, then how 'bout this one?

I'm not playing

I'm not playing NiggerHonkeyCare. No bureaucracy will come between me and the decisions I make regarding my health. Knock yourselves out Democrats, while I sit here and laugh at you sorry Communist losers. Think you can control all of us? BWAHAHAHAH!!! Yeah right.

People look at this picture! This is NiggerHonkeyCare coming to a toy store near you!

I've lost all respect for Washington, DC.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Blownstar 2010, Take II

Holy shit! I've been laughing at the pics on my camera every time I turn it on. There are some funny fuggin' pics on this memory card. Some I cannot post here, but they're banked.

Thank God my memory card has a better memory than I do, cause that was crazy fun and there are some pics I don't even remember taking.

Good times!