Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Let Them Eat Cake Carrots

The First Wookie wants to MAKE you eat healthier, you will have to ask for fries if you want them otherwise, your getting apples. This from a bitch that has eaten more lobster and Wagu beef in 18 months than I have in my entire 35 years on this planet. As a matter of fact I think I have only had lobster one time and I have never even seen Wagu beef. What's next? butter? oh you already said that. Salt? Oh..never mind.

Listen up you fucking cunt. I will eat whatever the fuck I want to. You eletist assfucks can suck my balls. I'm gonna drink 4 or 10 Shiner Bocks, eat hotdogs with everything on them, smoke a fucking cigarette and perhaps a bowl afterwards.

You can take your progressive ideals and cram them up your giant bedonka donk you fucking fat assed, ugly, gorilla looking, flabby armed cunt.

Fuck You.

(This post brought to you by the french fries I am going to have with my hot dogs tonight. Bitch.)

8 comments:

BG said...

Don't hold back now, tell us what you really think.

CharlieDelta said...

I can't even begin to describe how much I despise that dirtbag bitch! Who the fuck do these people think they are?

I'm having pizza tonight, but now I think I'm gonna make up some really greasy, salty fries for an appetizer.

I cannot stand this fucking goverment!

Harper said...

Google Michelle Obama and cheeseburger. She eats them just as often as she sucks down the lobster. It's just that they ban cameras, so there is no photographic evidence of her consuming the very things she says we shouldn't.

I like apples just fine. Tossed with cinnamon & sugar and layered in a flaky crust, topped with Blue Bell.

Anonymous said...

I DAMN sure don't need a F**king liberal retard political SNOB telling me what I 'SHOULD' and 'SHOULD NOT' eat.

What a BITCH, she'd have a bigger audience if she dictated eating habits to Ethiopians.

Paul said...

First Wookie...BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Dude where did you hear that??

kerrcarto said...

In my head.

Anonymous said...

You are so shy there KerCarto..
Proof is that that "Bootie"was not produced by Apples
TyGUy/Neil

RRR said...

Heard they had to modify AF1 and 2 so Ante Jemima could fit through!

I'm actually amazed she would fuck a half breed, yet alone have offspring from one!

Evidently he lied to her as well!! :)