gottagetdrunkfirst: Message to Karl Rove

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Message to Karl Rove

I saw your interview on Hannity tonight. Oh poor baby did your precious little dinosaur loser baby boomer Castle get his sorry ass handed to him tonight? Boo fucking hoo! The anti-freedom RINO just lost his fucking job. You just don't get it do you? Christine O'Donnell won tonight because the age of the RINO is over, pal. We're finished with you sorry fucks. You obviously didn't learn your lesson in 2006 and especially 2008. Well you have no choice but to learn it now because we're booting you fuckfaces out one by one and taking back our Party. If we want to vote for a liberal then we'll just vote Democrat. The notion that only an established Republican can win is utter horse shit. Like I said, you RINOs are on your way out. And don't go away mad; just go away. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Fuck you, Rove. I used to really support you and you had my respect and admiration. But at the end of the day, you're just another slick. Go rub on Bush's balls tonight and shut the fuck up. Go find a new career. I think we're about done with you. Fuck off.

I'm on a terror this week I know. I'm just ready to rid our society of these nasty little pests and rodents infesting Washington, DC. ALL OF THEM!! Most of the talking heads on cable news are pretty fucking annoying, too. Grrrrrrr!!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...: It's about my bedtime and hearing that O'Donnell has taken the votes just makes me SMILE.

The greatest bedtime story to happen in a long time.

I may be too excited to sleep now!
I'll have another straight shot, I deserve it!; September 14, 2010 at 11:17 PM
PeggyU said...: Rove had better encourage the "electable" Mr. Castle, and his supporters, to get behind O'Donnell. The election process worked, and the people have spoken.

Had Castle won, you can just bet they'd be ragging on O'Donnell to not spoil the victory.

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On another note, I am bummed that we have Rossi. I would have been much happier with Akers or Didier. But Rossi is "electable" (that magic word).; September 15, 2010 at 1:52 AM
kerrcarto said...: Castle voted to investigate Bush for war crimes. WTF was Rove thinking? Or not thinking, I guess would be a better question.

On a side note, how the fuck did that slimeball Rangel get the nomination again? You people in Harlem have your head perpetually up your asses.; September 15, 2010 at 8:11 AM
RRR said...: They say she is a witch!

Thank GAWD she aint part of the RINO asswipes, dey gots shit on der hands n faces!

Blood for some reason, sounds reasonable for now.; September 21, 2010 at 1:11 AM

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Message to Karl Rove

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