A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"
The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."
"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.
"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body." said the father.
The son asked, "And what about these ugly shoes on your feet?
His father replied, "These are 'babouches', which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert."
"Tell me, Abba?" added the boy.
"Yes, my son?"
"Why are we living in Dearborn, Michigan and you're still wearing all this shit?"
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Nice. You should dedicate this one to Fukitol. That's in his 'hood...
"Why are we living in Dearborn, Michigan and you're still wearing all this shit?"
"Because I'm a rag-headed camel-fucking non-assimilating terrorist-loving cum-gargling asshole who should move back to the third-world cesspool from whence I came."
Ah, the Shiner's really kicking in tonight...
Correction, CD... that was my old 'hood. I moved out of Deartroitistan last December.
I couldn't take being around a city overrun by colonizing moo-slime dune coons anymore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnKdS8jFgCU
Fuck 'em.
One could say that I headed to the great White north.
Lock-n-load...
"And why are you forcing your women to cover everything but their eyes? You're afraid someone more sensible than you speak to them, admire them and win them over? You know, don't you, it wouldn't be very hard to leave a chauvinistic, masochist religious nut like you?"
Claudia
Yes, Claudia!
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