gottagetdrunkfirst: America's new Public Enemy No. 1

Sunday, November 14, 2010

America's new Public Enemy No. 1

Now that Nanzi Pelosi the fuckin' skank whore has been booted, we must now focus our attention on America's next No. 1 enemy, Janet Napolitano the lesbo bitch from hell who wants to see you naked and fondle men, women, and children 24 hours a day 7 days a week. We must not allow the TSA to continue their perverted and unconstitutional acts against us in our airports. Having to choose between radioactive scanning or molestation should not be conditions of air travel. We must not allow our society to succumb to such tyranny. At some point we have to stand up and I believe we have reached that point.

Abolish the TSA.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4PkHrvWMMk

They're gonna try to turn us into molested radioactive cattle.

8 comments:

PeggyU said...: Molested radioactive cattle. There, I fixed it for you.; November 15, 2010 at 12:22 AM
Paul said...: Fixed it. Thanks Peggy!! I told my boss on Friday that I will be driving to all northern Idaho projects from here forward. Fuck it. I'm not flying until this TSA bullshit is fixed.; November 15, 2010 at 8:42 AM
kerrcarto said...: I am soooo glad that I don't have to fly. I would refuse the scan and strip butt naked in front of everyone, just to make a point.; November 15, 2010 at 11:14 AM
PeggyU said...: Paul - I am just holding my breath for Christmas holidays. Our daughter has to fly if she comes home - there simply isn't enough time for anything else.

Nobody does "opinionated" quite like our girl (she makes Anne Coulter look cuddly)and she is very protective of her personal space, so I can just imagine what will happen if they attempt to put her through this. Her mouth almost got us searched at the Canadian border crossing once. I just know we are going to get a phone call ...; November 15, 2010 at 11:56 AM
Paul said...: Peggy, sounds like my kind of woman.; November 15, 2010 at 12:00 PM
kerrcarto said...: “You touch my junk and I’m going to have you arrested".; November 15, 2010 at 12:27 PM
Harper said...: I loved the detailed version of that story on the guy's blog. I especially like how he is escorted out, then told he left without permission and will be fined, by a 'supervisor' that excuses every single mistake made by each of his employees. I guess I just missed the SS insignia on his TSA badge.; November 15, 2010 at 2:31 PM
Fukitol said...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0EzFOti1ZU

A 4-year-old crippled boy forced to remove his leg braces?

The old dyke with the woman's sports foundation haircut running the TSA has to fucking go.; November 15, 2010 at 6:27 PM

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Sunday, November 14, 2010

America's new Public Enemy No. 1

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