Friday, November 5, 2010

Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On The Way Out: 2

Keith Analdouch Olberman was suspended indefinitely without pay!

Not for any of his batshit crazy tirades or his ratings being in the tank. Nope, $7,200 bucks did the dick in.

According to a statement from MSNBC president Phil Griffin, host Keith Olbermann has been suspended indefinitely without pay for political contributions he made to Democratic candidates.

“I became aware of Keith’s political contributions late last night,” Griffin said. “Mindful of NBC News policy and standards, I have suspended him indefinitely without pay.”

MSNBC policies require employees to make the network aware of, and seek prior approval for, any political activity that could pose a conflict of interest. Its rules specifically mention campaign contributions as reportable activity.

Olbermann admitted today that he had contributed $2,400 (the maximum single donation allowed) to three different Democratic candidates this election cycle, for a total of $7,200 worth of campaign contributions.


Good riddance you smug, angry, slimy dickhole. I might just turn MSNBC on and watch your time slot tonight......on second thought, scratch that, I'm gonna build a fire outside and get drunk.

I hope you get a yeast infection from your dildo.

3 comments:

Paul said...

Dude, honestly. I think PMSNBC was just looking for an excuse to can his ass. This is strangely similar to what NPR did to Juan.

kerrcarto said...

I was thinking the same thing. Only difference is FOX ain't gonna give Keith a $2,000,000 gig. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Good riddance fuckface.

PeggyU said...

$7,200 bucks did the dick in. Money well spent.