Sunday, November 7, 2010

FOD: Early

I have to be out of the office most of the day tomorrow. Gotta take a little road trip for our new Hill Country Motorcycle Tour Book.
It will contain all the major rides that biker groups take around the hill country, plus some of dad's personal favorites from his motorcycle days. We hope to have it for sale this coming year.

But today (which will be Sunday, tomorrow), once again, our president looks like a complete candyass. Dancing some faggoty riverdance shit in India on his multi-million dollar tax payer funded free vacation. Meanwhile, Putin looks like a badass. Driving a fucking Formula 1 race car. God help us.



Does this little manchild ever do anything manly? Or is the Wookie in charge of that?

At least shoot a gun every now and...aw, never mind. Stick with riverdancing. It might be the only thing your moderately half-way maybe decent at attempting.

And it just gets better, or worse, whatever your perspective.

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For some reason Mooshelle seems quite comfortable with this dance. Makes one wonder.



But back to the point at hand. I for one would rather have a Formula 1 driving Judo expert protecting me than a golf club wielding riverdancing bicycling fruitcake.

But that's just me.

Fuck you Hussein, and your flat chested ghetto bootied wookie too.

5 comments:

Paul said...

BWAHAHAHAHAH!! BEEEEAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Fuckin' pussy. Pretty sad that we prefer an ex-KGP fucktard over our own president!

Harper said...

My seven year old daughter caught the clip of the Oblowmes dancing on TV this morning. I wish I could describe the face she made. Kind of like walking in on your parents in bed...

Harper said...

P.S. when that motorcycle book is done, let me know, I would like to buy some for the riders in my family

Paul said...

LOL "flat chested bootied wookie" DUDE where do you come up with this shit!!

kerrcarto said...

No problem Harper. They are going to be badass! Printed on TyVek. So they will be waterproof.

Paul, It's called Alcohol and THC.