FOD

The polls pretty much paint a clear picture as to what the political landscape is going to look like come tomorrow night. All evidence shows that the fuckin' cooncracker in chief is gonna get his scrawny little ass whooped. This guy is a waste of perfectly good oxygen. At least he finally admitted that this election is about him and his agenda, but this narcissistic man-child still thinks the country is in love with him. Sorry dude. America fucked up and will be letting you know about that tomorrow night.

The data shows that the Republicans will be taking over the House. Rep. John Boehner of Ohio will be the congresscritter in charge. I like Boehner because he's a no nonsense kind of guy and a little rough around the edges. Boehner will become Obama's nemesis. There are a lot of reports out there predicting that Pelosi will retire. I guaranfuckingtee she's gonna retire because of her ego. Trust me. This authoritarian bitch is finally out of here. I wish she would take the rest of the hippie sixties throwbacks in Washington with her. You people fucking suck you know that?

The Senate is a different matter. FOX reported this morning that it's all coming down to Washington State. Fuck, why does our little state tucked away up here in the corner have to become the political epicenter? It's Dino Rossi vs. the incumbent Patty Murray. For those of you who might have forgotten about Patty Murray, here's a little video to joggle your memory.



Senator Murray is the typical tax and spend liberal. She's also a barking moonbat. She has remained in power over these last 18 years because of Seattle obviously, but she has also championed veterans affairs and scored farm subsidies which have provided enough votes from the more conservative and agriculture-driven eastern Washington area. She's also trying to score the air tanker refueling project for Boeing so she gets all those votes. But her votes for the bailouts and King Niggerhonkey Care along with all the pork barrel crap she shoves up our collective Washington asses have finally caught up to her.

Her opponent, Dino Rossi, is no stranger here. You may recall our nasty governor's race a few years back between Christine Gregoire and Dino Rossi. Rossi won that fucking election but the Democrats kept forcing hand recounts until they got the result they wanted. For each recount, ballots would mysteriously appear out of thin air. Pure fucking magic. Rossi ran against her again in 2008 but lost pretty badly primarily because Gregoire was able to capitalize on anti-Bush sentiment at that time and painted Rossi as another President Bush. The strategy was masterful and she won handily. But she is very unpopular now. Fuckin' bitch but that's a tale for another day.

Rossi, for the most part, is a good conservative but I fear he's got some RINO blood in him. Rossi is a slick dude, but he's much better for Washington state and could shift the balance of power in the Senate. I voted for Dino Rossi this morning when I mailed in my ballot so that's that.

Rossi is down 2% in the polls which is essentially a statistical tie. If Rossi pulls this off, along with the rest of the Republicans, we'll have a Republican Senate. It's 1994 all over again! We're warning you Republicans, you're walking on thin ice. Fuck this up, and we're gonna fuck you up. It will be the end of the Republican Party.

Sadly, we're in for 2 years of miserable gridlock because neither chamber will be veto-proof. But at least we will be able to halt the Obama machine which is hell bent on destroying this country. Fuck you, Obama. I personally detest you.