I didn't pay much attention to the news this last Friday and I was "news free" all weekend while camping so when I read this today I couldn't stop laughing. I like the was this guy operates.
Passenger chooses strip-down over pat-down.
When a San Diego man opted out of security screening using the Advanced Imaging Technology (AIT) at San Diego International Airport on Friday, he stripped down to his underwear in an attempt to avoid the pat-down procedures.
I like this guy. He took the ball and ran with it. Rather than being fingered by the stormtrooper TSA, this dude gave them his own visual inspection. If their only job is to make sure you aren't carrying weapons or explosives on the plane why is this a problem? Stripping down to your tighty-whities doesn't leave much to wonder does it?
Samuel Wolanyk took the protest started Nov. 13 by John Tyner to a whole new level.
Makes it kind of tempting to take it to the next level doesn't it? Full monty strip down.
Through a statement released by his attorney Sunday night, Wolanyk said "TSA needs to see that I'm not carrying any weapons, explosives, or other prohibited substances, I refuse to have images of my naked body viewed by perfect strangers, and having been felt up for the first time by TSA the week prior (I travel frequently) I was not willing to be molested again."
What more needs to be said? This guy just saved the TSA some work. How much can you really hide in a pair of butt huggers? What's next? Is the TSA going to start inserting digits into cornholes? GMAFB!
Wolanyk was arrested for refusing to complete the security process and for recording the incident on his iPhone, according to his attorney.
WTF? Now it's a crime to record TSA stormtroopers? Fuck the TSA, Fuck the diesel-dike Napolitano, and fuck Obama! Fuck 'em all. REVOLT! REVOLT! REVOLT!
Benjamin Franklin nailed it with this quote...