gottagetdrunkfirst: What a fucking Thanksgiving

Friday, November 26, 2010

What a fucking Thanksgiving

Came home and found our (sibling) dog Lucy dead. Apparent dog fight. She was pretty torn up.
The Boy and I went out and buried her at my dad's house. There are no words to describe how much this fucking sucks.
R.I.P Lucy, you were a good dog & our friend. We are going to miss you.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...: My condolances man.

Cavedogg; November 26, 2010 at 2:45 PM
Paul said...: Oh man. Kerrcarto I'm sorry brother. Not cool.; November 26, 2010 at 4:32 PM
John said...: Sorry to hear about your dog, maybe this will cheer you up :

Obama gets 12 stitches after errant elbow to mouth

(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40384058/ns/politics/); November 26, 2010 at 5:44 PM
Walrilla said...: Damn, man. I'm sorry.; November 26, 2010 at 6:49 PM
Harper said...: Sorry Josh, much love and hugs to you and your family.; November 26, 2010 at 8:54 PM
PeggyU said...: Kerrcarto - I am so sorry to read that!!! That truly does suck :(; November 27, 2010 at 2:43 AM
Fukitol said...: Dude, I'm so sorry to read about your loss. Damn, I haven't been around for a few days and this is the first thing I've read today.

Fuck. Just fuck.; November 27, 2010 at 5:41 PM
CharlieDelta said...: Damn kerrcarto, that sucks man. Looks like it's time to go on the hunt for the "other dog", track it down and kill it.

It's the only answer.; November 28, 2010 at 12:30 AM
Claude said...: I'm so, so sorry. That hurts! Hugs to you and family.; November 28, 2010 at 12:40 AM
Omnibus Driver said...: I am so sorry. I know how much you and your family love your critters.

Sending big hugs your way and prayers that the hurt will go away but the memories never will.; November 29, 2010 at 9:39 PM
H2o said...: I'm so sorry! :(; November 29, 2010 at 10:27 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh Shit! Sorry to hear it. My condolences.
JeremyR; November 30, 2010 at 12:10 AM
kerrcarto said...: Thank you all for the kind words. Burying my best friend was one of the hardest things that I have done in a while. She was such a big part of our lives. Our house has an empty spot that will never be filled. We are seriously talking about selling and moving. That is how much it has affected us.

Thanks again everybody.; November 30, 2010 at 10:02 AM
Anonymous said...: Kerrcarto....

Terrible my friend, my sincere condolences. I am a sarcastic demon when pilloring the leftwingers who so dearly need to be thrashed but when it comes to beloved pets.......I am a hopeless softy.

dudley1; December 1, 2010 at 5:36 PM
Lisakay said...: So sorry buddy, I know how you feel. Love and hugs; December 4, 2010 at 12:39 AM

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Friday, November 26, 2010

What a fucking Thanksgiving

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