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Sunday, November 28, 2010

Wikirulez!

This Wikileaks story is like the most bad ass thing that has happened all fucking year! I don't know why I love this new development so much. Maybe it's because I loathe the US federal government more than the common muslim monkey fucker. Speaking of muslim trash, whoever set fire to that Portland mosque deserves a high five!! Hellz yeah!! Anyway, I've been reading through these Wikileaks stories and there should no longer be any doubt or uncertainty as to how inept, out of control, and utterly incompetent the US federal government is. While it was bad under Bushit, Obama the magic niggerhonkey and his little acid tripping elves will go down in history as the most impotent band of buffoons ever in the history of public disservice. Fuck Washington, DC. It's a pleasure watching you sick bureaucratic fucks getting what you deserve.

This upcoming week is gonna be jam packed with wikileaks analysis. I can't wait! Be looking out for startling news concerning health care. Hell, Drudge has a story linked right now about the SEIU. BWAHAHAHAH!!! Everything is unraveling now. How sweet it is!

4 comments:

kerrcarto said...: Isn't the truth a wonderful thing.; November 28, 2010 at 8:00 PM
Harper said...: The fact that the prez is going to hold a press conference to address the issue gives Wikileaks more credibility than they ever hoped to have. If what we have been reading about Obama's tantrums is true, he probably split his stitches, screaming at people over this situation.; November 29, 2010 at 8:46 AM
Anonymous said...: KNH will obviously blame Bush, Palin, Limbaugh the Republicans or the TEA party.; November 29, 2010 at 9:10 AM
CharlieDelta said...: As much as I love and enjoy watching the incompetent DC fucks being exposed for the losers they really are, I hope PrickiGeeks shits the bed on this.

Everything they've put out there was with the sole intention of making the US look bad. Fuck them too!; November 29, 2010 at 11:35 PM

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Sunday, November 28, 2010

Wikirulez!

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