Friday, December 17, 2010

The Iron Sheikh Drunken Serb


Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh


“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.

“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly.

Hold my beer and watch this takes on a whole new meaning now doesn't it. No matter how many times you roll your 4x4 you will never be as badass as a drunk serb that killed a shark with a flying neckbreaker.

At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning.

Fearless hero? More like lucky drunk. Sounds like my kind of dude.

6 comments:

Paul said...

You can't make this shit up or can you?

CharlieDelta said...

"CANNONBA"...... ((SNAP))

PeggyU said...

Well that will be a story he will tell his grandkids! That is, assuming he doesn't do himself in before he has some. Stupid people don't get that lucky more than once!

Anonymous said...

fuck serbia. Im just saying.

PG

FHB said...

Bullshit. Basking shark. And yea, fuck the Serbs.

Anonymous said...

LOL !!!...yeah right, BULLSHIT...this bullshit story sounds exactly like the kind of bullhit that serbs tell me all the time..I should know, I am a serb