Thursday, September 30, 2010

We Got Room



For like minded folk of course.

Damnit.

Comedian Greg Giraldo (see post below) overdosed on prescription drugs. Shit! That dude was funny. Another tragedy that could have been avoided. RIP you funny bastard.

WHOA!! I posted the video below the same day he OD'd. What a mind fuck.

To The Kalifornia Kooks...

Meg Whitman is definitely the lesser of the two evils, but she's still a RINO puppet. Jerkoff Brown needs to be run out of town. Tar'd and feathered. Punches and kicks. Black and blue.

Plug yer nose when you pull the lever for Whitman. She's all for amnesty for the millions of wetbacks sappin' this state of resources. She may be a "typical white person" RINO, but she's definitely the lesser of the two evils.

They both suck ass, but Brown always has, and always will be an asshole.

Even in '79 DK knew how fucked up Jerry Brown was.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

FID: Fun Facts

In 1872 , the Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873 , the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

FID For Froggie

Eiffel Tower, park briefly evacuated over bomb threat?

"Briefly"?

I find it great that MSNBC finally had the balls to put something like this one out there.

Leave it to france to 'choke up' on the mooselimb 'bat' once again...

PARIS — The Eiffel Tower and the surrounding Champs de Mars park were briefly evacuated on Tuesday because of a bomb alert, the fourth in the Paris region in as many weeks, but a search turned up nothing, police said.

It was also the second evacuation of the Eiffel Tower and Champs de Mars due to a bomb alert — which also failed to turn up any explosives — in two weeks.

French security officials said last week the country was on heightened alert after receiving a tip-off of a planned suicide attack on the Paris metro.


"French security officials..."

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Fuck islam and fuck the french! They are a match made in hell.

Monday, September 27, 2010

FOD: Ooops He Did It Again

Endowed By Whom?

FOD: Strange Encounters of The Obama Kind

So, I go to the Mini-Mart to grab a couple beers and I run into a frequent acquaintance of mine. Him and I have coached basketball teams in the same league and have had passing conversations about the new season coming up over the last couple weeks. We have never talked politics personally but I know from conversations I have over heard in other stores around town that he is an Obama supporter.

I run into him in the parking lot we shake hands and have the usual small talk about how is you family.....and so on. We start to talk about the new basketball season. He tells me he is not going to sit on the board this year and asks me if I would like to take his place. I answer back that it would be the perfect scenario for me because both my kids want me to coach their teams and this would give me a perfect out (I need a break from coaching). I will happily run the concession stand.

Anyway, we finish up talking business and he asks me what FBO stands for.

This is how the rest of the conversation went down.

Me: FBO?
Him: You don't even know you have it on do you.
Me: Oh yea, it is kind of a habit.
Him: So what does it stand for?
Me: Fuck Barack Obama
Him: Well, I don't even know who that is.

And into the store he went.

In case I didn't mention this, this was a black dude.

I get to thinking on my way home. "Does this dude really think I think he does not know who BO is" or "I bet this dude is gonna think I am a racist just knowing that I HATE The Chocolate Jebus. All the while knowing I treated him as a friend even though he supported the asshat."

Am I over analyzing this?


Illegal Immigration Is No Joke!

My brother sent me this via All American Blogger



Isn't it quite fucking amazing that we have assholes in Congress that find it funny?

FOD Cat

This cat is the badess-ass'd kitty to ever roam the earth. Even pussies know TOTUS is FOREIGN Object Debris...



Thanks to Harper for the pic and the new keyboard. You will be invoiced immediately, girl. ROTFLMAO!

FOD is a badass!

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Saturday Funnies

Paul, you missed it at Blownstar this year. We all gathered in the Man Cave and laughed our asses off. Here is just a clip of what we listened to. Listen to the whole album. It is hilarious.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Friday Night Anarchy!!

In response to kerrcarto's post below, I think this is probably more appropriate than Barry White. What da fuck!! BWAHAHAH!!!

Political Porn

Ahhhhhh....turn down the lights and put on some Barry White.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

It's Friday Somewhere...

Happy Friday...

Is it Friday yet?

3300 Miles...Coronado to Ft. Pierce,

SEALs BIKE AMERICA: 3,300 miles in 42 Days from Coronado, CA to Ft. Pierce, FL
for the families of the SEALs KIA and the wounded SEAL warriors
to benefit the Naval Special Warfare Foundation and Telluride Adaptive Sports Program.


There's no shortage of adversaries who wish to bring harm to our country, to those we love, and to the way of life we so cherish. Please support them as they ride for the Navy SEALs, the Special Warfare Combatant-craft Crewmen, and the support personnel who operate daily on the world stage exhibiting great bravery and sacrifice.

If you have a few bucks to spare for a good cause, this is one of them. I've met the dude in charge of this and he's one down-to-earth active-duty kick ass guy!

Times are tough, but what is your freedom worth?

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Fucking Brilliant!

Kerrcarto, you gotta incorporate this image onto the blog somehow. Maybe the top? Fuckin' love it!

Fuck you Obama you sorry niggerhonkey fuckface!

The Apocalypse Is Near

When you've lost Chris Piss Mathews...



It must have been opposite day at MSNBC.

F.I.D. 9-22-10

It's not quite Wednesday yet here in Mexifornia, but since the GGDF clock is on Texas time I'm postin' it!

What happened to Cordoba House at Ground Zero? Why did the moo-slimes change their name to Park 51? That isn't the address of their building.

The Astute Bloggers figured out the "why" part of the equation...

Thanks to Fukitol for the link and the pic.



FUCK ISLAM!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

What the Hell...

JeremyR brought this story to our attention in the comments. Ain't fucking happening. You liberal commie fuckfaces can finger yourselves over the thought but it will not happen! These politically correct images are revolting ya?

Here they are on facebook. Head on over and write something special on their wall. I sure as fuck did.

*snigger*






















Does this princess make my ass look big?

BWAHAHAHAH!!! Shamelessly stolen from here.

Monday, September 20, 2010

FOD Coupon

Where to put Obama's picture?

George Washington, our nation's first president and leader of the American Revolution!




Abe Lincoln, honorable leader pulled our nation through its darkest time!





Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first secretary of the treasure and leader of the constitutional convention!




Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory " fought the British in New Orleans !




Ulysses Grant, Union army general, lead the North through the Civil War!




Ben Franklin, Genius inventor, political theorist and leading author of the constitution.



Obama's policies have put more people on welfare than any president before him so this placement is most appropriate. Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he did nothing, this is an "honor" he richly deserves...






Fuck YOU! And fuck you all that voted for this piece of shit man-child.

FOD: Proof

After you watch this there can be no doubt this peeresident, his appointees and friends are a bunch of marxist/socialists. Is this what you fuckheads that voted for this assclown wanted? If so, get the fuck out of this country.



Fuck All You Assholes.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Must Watch. Now!

I don't think that I can say anything more.



Except, Napalitano for president! And find the rest of these videos and watch them.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Is There Any Doubt Left?

A question for all you Obamabots. Really? You still think this is the smartest man to be running our country?

That was some good acting though. Nice pause for dramatic effect, way to hold those tears back so you can leave out "by their creator" you fucking charlatan.



Everyday is fuck Obama day.

FUCK YOU!

Friday, September 17, 2010

It's Friday Lets Rock!




Ready To Get Pissed Off?

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!…THIS WILL PISS YOU OFF.
WE HERE AT GGDF ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER.



So it is ok for a school to take a field trip to a Mosque and the male children are allowed to pray but the girls and their female chaperone are asked to watch from the back of the room. Then the kids are told how women are better off in Saudi Arabia than they are here in the United States.

Want some even better news?
According to this article this is a Wahhabi mosque, one of the most radical, intolerant religious teachings in Islam. The same form they practice in Saudi Arabia. Isn't that just peachy?


Where is the ACLU on this one? Oh, never mind. I forgot they only stick up for Anti-American values. So they will be taking the side of the mosque on this one.

UPDATE: UH OH, there's more. Did you know Jihad is mentioned no where in the Quran as holy war?

Again, GGDF first is in NO way responsible for computers thrown from windows, punched or otherwise caused to malfunction due to you taking out your rage on them. Leave the innocent computers alone and go punch a hippie or a communist, whichever you find first.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

FOX News Headline says it all

Economy on Ropes - and Congress gets ready to hit the road , which links to this story.

Are we surprised? Nope. The 111th Congress will go down in history as the most irresponsible and corrupt bunch in our nation's history. But hey, who needs a budget anyway? We gots ourselves a fuggin printing press!! Whatever. Fuck you all.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Wednesday FID/FOD

How about a two-fer on hump day?

What's the fuggin difference between the two? Fuck 'em both!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Message to Karl Rove

I saw your interview on Hannity tonight. Oh poor baby did your precious little dinosaur loser baby boomer Castle get his sorry ass handed to him tonight? Boo fucking hoo! The anti-freedom RINO just lost his fucking job. You just don't get it do you? Christine O'Donnell won tonight because the age of the RINO is over, pal. We're finished with you sorry fucks. You obviously didn't learn your lesson in 2006 and especially 2008. Well you have no choice but to learn it now because we're booting you fuckfaces out one by one and taking back our Party. If we want to vote for a liberal then we'll just vote Democrat. The notion that only an established Republican can win is utter horse shit. Like I said, you RINOs are on your way out. And don't go away mad; just go away. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Fuck you, Rove. I used to really support you and you had my respect and admiration. But at the end of the day, you're just another slick. Go rub on Bush's balls tonight and shut the fuck up. Go find a new career. I think we're about done with you. Fuck off.

I'm on a terror this week I know. I'm just ready to rid our society of these nasty little pests and rodents infesting Washington, DC. ALL OF THEM!! Most of the talking heads on cable news are pretty fucking annoying, too. Grrrrrrr!!!

Let Them Eat Cake Carrots

The First Wookie wants to MAKE you eat healthier, you will have to ask for fries if you want them otherwise, your getting apples. This from a bitch that has eaten more lobster and Wagu beef in 18 months than I have in my entire 35 years on this planet. As a matter of fact I think I have only had lobster one time and I have never even seen Wagu beef. What's next? butter? oh you already said that. Salt? Oh..never mind.

Listen up you fucking cunt. I will eat whatever the fuck I want to. You eletist assfucks can suck my balls. I'm gonna drink 4 or 10 Shiner Bocks, eat hotdogs with everything on them, smoke a fucking cigarette and perhaps a bowl afterwards.

You can take your progressive ideals and cram them up your giant bedonka donk you fucking fat assed, ugly, gorilla looking, flabby armed cunt.

Fuck You.

(This post brought to you by the french fries I am going to have with my hot dogs tonight. Bitch.)

Senate Majority Hypocrite Reid

Hypocrisy at it's finest:

Harry Reid arrives at clean energy summit...in a fleet of giant SUV's.

Reid's arrogance is routine in Washington where pols ride in Secret Service-provided GMC Yukons and Chevy Suburbans while denouncing SUVs as wasteful transportation to the peasants.



Fuck you elitist DC assholes! Your time is gonna come...

Monday, September 13, 2010

FOD

Fuck yeah!!! Let's GET IT ON!! We're deconstructing your sick agenda Obama. Piece by piece. We're tearing it down. You sick Communist Kenyan cock sucking fuckface. Listen up. We're not fucking around with you bastards in Washington, DC any longer, and I can see November from my house! Inch by inch. Vote by vote. Fist by fist if you fucking want it. This bloated government and all its nasty little Democrats crawling in it will be cut down to size. Fuck you Obama you fucking fuck!

Fuck is such a great fucking word, especially on Mondays! :D

FOD: New Bike

After being ridiculed for his sissy ass bike that he was riding last week. Barry went out and got him a more manly one.



BEEEWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nice bike douche.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Scoooby Dooby Jihad


We had some free tickets to Fiesta Texas (thanks sis') that were good through today, so we loaded up the brood and a buddy of mine and headed to S.A. We had a blast. Scoob is down with the MC/DC (BTW thanks for the hat CD but it was too small for my big nugget. I handed it down to the boy) Scoob took the hat off the boys head probably thinking it was an AC/DC hat and threw it on.



Unbeknownst to us, it was Durka Durka Day. Holy shit! Is was a Burka Bonanza! The muzzies were out in droves. Must have been a couple thousand there. The upside of that was hardly anyone else was there, we waited in line for a maximum of 5 minutes on all the good rides. No one was riding. I guess they did not want their head scarfs table cloths to blow off. We rode most of the rides three or four times without having to get back in line.

I did get some good shots of some flight training at the Wiggles World Jihad Training Center.




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Really? You couldn't close this ride for maintenance? You have a bunch of hooded Islamists on toy planes. You know how hard it was for me not to take a picture? Photoshop and I are going to have a blast this week.

What I Did On 9/11/10 In Pictures







Friday, September 10, 2010

Never Forget





Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country should leave us no more!
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

FUBAR

After watching that presser today and that bizarre speech he made earlier this week, it has become clear to me that Hussein Obama is in way over his head. It's big trouble in little Kenya!

Mass Killings By Those Pesky Christians

Does anyone remember this? Weren't there mobs of angry Christians all over the world torching cars and killing non-Christians in a massive radical Christian religious frenzy? Wasn't it a complete blood bath with Christians vowing a holy war against the non-belivers?

NOPE!

Every other religion on the face of the planet can co-exist with other religions in the modern world. Islam is the only so-called "religion" that vows to convert or kill. Is that beneficial to us? Does that have any value to us? Can they peacefully co-exist with us?

NOPE!

Fuck islam!

For The Record

When the U.S. Military burned a bunch of bibles in Shitholistan. I only killed a few beers.

Fuck Messico!

Here this whole time I though you wetbacks drank tequila and killed each other for no reason besides your drug smugglin'. I had no idea you drank whine and killed each other for no reason besides your drug smugglin'...



Here's raising a toast to you assholes killing yourselves! I for one am sick and tired of you dicks blaming The United States for your internal problems. Fuck. Fuck off! Fuck you! If you don't like your situation, it's time to step up to the plate and change things.

Revolt pussies! That's what we did! Why are you always relying on us to support you motherfuckers? When are you "macho" putos going to finally stand up for yourselves and make a stand? Never mind, that was a rhetorical question. We know you pussies will forever blame the US for your problems. That's a given. Tell us something we don't know.

Fuck you messico! You assholes are proof-positive as to why we should have militarized our borders 35+ years ago. Your country is shit and you're trying to bring the United States down to your level of shit under the guise of political correctness. Do us all a favor mehico...... go fuck yourselves.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Pussy

My brother-in-law BG called it,( I bet they cave in. All the wusses are pissing and moaning as they tend to do. the more people that told me not to do it would make me want to do it all the more. I do fear for their safety though. Them crazy Mooselimbs don't give a damn. They'll cut you up. We need more Crusades - I'll volunteer to go. Now where are my Jump Boots?)Pastor Jones pussed out. Instead he is going to fly to New York and meet with the Imam radical asshole trying to build the mosque stinkbeard center.

This is the kind of shit that makes me crazy

This crap right here. Not only do government employees make about twice that as the rest of us on average, but apparently they feel they are exempt from federal taxes as well. These fucking self-righteous hypocritical elitist fuckfaces. No surprise that a lot of the tax delinquency is from House and Senate staffers. God only knows what the real tax delinquency is when you add up all federal, state, and local employee income and property tax delinquency. You fucking people I swear... Enjoy it while it lasts bitches. You know your day is coming.

Are You Threatening Me?





This dickhole is a moderate? huh. He just subliminally told the wackjobs that if the mosque isn't built or is relocated, to blow shit up! But I thought Islam was a religion of peace. A religion of blow shit to pieces is more like it.

Another thing I will never understand is the "it will endanger our troops" statement. Hey dickweed, last time I checked, they are in the middle of a fucking war with the "radicals". How much more "in danger" could they be. Fucking nimrods.

Deport this asshole to shitholistan and let him build his precious little mosque there. That way he can have all the allah fucking akbar fucknuts he wants and it will be easier to put sights on.

Make no mistake peeps we ARE in a holy war, the shit just hasn't completely made it into the fan yet.

More Relevant Now Than Ever...

These dudes are more relevant today than they were the first time I saw this. Now I know what I'm doing Saturday morning too! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Piss on it, shoot it and then burn it. Pictures to follow...

Tolerance? NOPE! Are you fugging kidding me c.a.i.r????? Fuck YOU! You hypocrites should be deported and/or executed immediately if not sooner. Fuck you too!

To Team Infidel across the pond that know what's up, I raise my glass to you dudes!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

FID

I dedicate this one to the Preacher who is going to burn a pile of Qurans this weekend.

Well, at least the first 32 seconds of it.



When they quit burning the bible, torah and American flag, beheading people and goin ape shit every time some goat fucker gets his feelings hurt. I might have some sympathy for them. Until then, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, fuckers.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Like A Cow On A Flat Rock

It is raining its ass off right now. We are getting the front of the eye wall as I type this. It must have rained two inches in the last 30 minutes. Dayumn.

Burn it!!

I don't care what the good general thinks, we're burning!! I've got a pile of Qurans here that I store out in the garage next to the garbage. We'll get that firepit going on the 11th and....burn baby!! In fact I'm gonna do it up! Probably cook a ham, bunch of hot dogs, alcoholic beverages, scantily clothed women... I'll proudly post the pictures here. Fuck Islam!!

Monday, September 6, 2010

FOD

So here we are, another Monday morning with so much good news out there.

King Dipshit wants another $50,000,000,000 to help kickstart the economy payoff unions and teachers (what $1,600,000,000,000 didn't do the trick? Just like everybody said, here comes the double dip) . Unemployement is at 9.6% (and is gonna go higher) but we are on the right track, Iran is paying the Taliban 1,000 bucks to kill our troops $6,000 dollars for destroying a vehicle, your own party members are fleeing like rats from a sinking ship, your dumbass (don't try and blame it on the staff either, we know it is your favorite) didn't attribute a quote to the correct person on the new rug in the Oval Office, Armalamadingdong is spouting his crazy bullshit again along with one of the top clerics. Your ex-car czar is ratting you out and your wife is trying to tell us how to raise our kids just like the fucking know it all narcissistic mother fuckers you are.

Shit ain't lookin to good for the Bamster.

Well at least he did end combat operations in Iraq

Fuck. You. Asshole.



Saturday, September 4, 2010

He's Baaack!!!



Eddy showed up this morning. Thank God!

Friday, September 3, 2010

It's Friday Lets Jam!

Just rolled in from San Antonio after watching our team get the shit kicked out of them. We left with 5:00 still on the clock and the score was 39-19. Oh well, you can't win them all. Here is some Megadeth to rock you to sleep.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Blubber Blubber Everywhere

Suck on this you eco-weenies. I would have paid good money to see that. Australia, you just moved up another notch in my book.

UPDATE: Ok who else thinks the following sentences makes no sense. Your going to blow up a whale with exposives...correct?

Authorities imposed a 1-km exclusion zone around the whale before detonating a charge directly above the whale’s brain. Officials plan to bury the carcass.

Bury the carcass?? What the fuck? Carcass? Maybe I took Australia up a notch too soon. Y'all need some tutoring on how to blow shit up.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

FID 2



But we can't waterboard, play Barney The Dinosaur loud or even look crossways at them.

Fuck Islam Day

Ya know, I have a few relatives and friends that occasionally reply to my emails containing any FID message and still ask me where my angst comes from when it pertains to islam. Angst? Hardly! Angst doesn't even begin to describe the absolute hatred I have for these motherfuckers. I was raised Christian and I can get along with any other religion on the face of the planet (or lack of religion folks) as long as they don't fuck with me and my allies. islam fucks with and wants to (with mortal vengence)fuck with me and my allies and anyone else that doesn't agree with their prehistoric state of mind. Kill or convert? Fuck that! Fuck you!

This so-called 'religion' (which has yet to be reformed since the cult's birth) tells them to lie to the "infidel" and to smite with sword the necks of the non-believers. They kill their own family members for "dishonoring" the 'family'. These third-world assholes are so far behind the civilized world and will never catch up or assimilate in the modern day. It will never happen.

Ask yourself a few simple questions; Is this a religion of peace? Will these animals ever assimilate? Will these prehistoric dung-beetle-eating assholes ever be compatible with Western Civilization?

Let me answer that for you... NOPE!









If you think this "religion' is a religion of "peace", I have some beach-front property for sale in Phoenix, AZ. I also have a head butt on deck for your major ass kicking! Fuck islam! Fuck sympathizers of islam, and most of all...... fuck moooohamadick! Swine dung be upon him... Fuck. You!

UPDATE: This is from Barry, friend of Leslie. Cool tune Barry... Thanks!