Friday, December 31, 2010
Have a safe and prosperous new year everyone.
Loadin' up my truck right now to this and pissing off the nig....ummm...neighbors. Happy New Year! Scream aim and fire in 2011!
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Thank you in advance, and here's some more American pride:
Friday, December 24, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients:
Subject: Your reply is highly needed!
I'm Mrs Rose John Gomo, I married to Dr.John who worked with our embassy in Ivory Coast He died on 2007, bofore his death he deposited a sum $8,500.000.00 to one Bank in Abidjan.
I need your help reply me so that i can give you details.
Wrong response: Sure, my social security number is__________. My bank account number is_________ and here's my PIN_____.
My response: Get a life and stop scamming people you sick fucking buttfucking monkey dick sucking nigger!
They didn't reply.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
I don't know about you but last year I got some clothes and a camera for Christmas, not a single STD or rape. You have to love the "rights for man, woman and child" bullshit at the end. BWAHAHAHAHAHA rights for women, you muslims are so crazy. You mean rights like this of course.
Afshan Azad, 22, the high-profile Harry Potter actress remains in hiding after refusing to appear in a London court. Ms. Azad had been seeing a non-Muslim man, a Hindu. Her family, specifically her father, Abul Azad, 53, and her brother Ashraf, 28, called her a “prostitute” and tried to force her into an arranged marriage with a Muslim man. Her brother also beat and her father threatened to kill her in May of this year.
If your a muslim woman, you have the right to have the shit beat out of you, tortured and a number of other fun activities. Muslim girls only have the right to have their clitorises mutilated or noses chopped off. Or, if your really lucky, the right to be murdered. That's it, nothing fancy. Simple and to the point.
So let's all remember this Christmas to get out the horsewhip, beat the shit out of your wife, go to a rave, steal a car, get really drunk and smoke a joint (which I plan on doing by the way) and then kill your daughter for talking to one of those Goddamned Amish boys. Little mother fuckers are trouble I'm tellin' ya'.
For Jesus of course. Just like he said to do in the bible.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Robert Gibbs held a press conference this morning to try and calm fears that our heads of national security are completely incompetent. It didn't go over much better.
Everybody said Bush knew ahead of time about 9/11 and let it happen just so he could go to war with Iraq. With incompetent nitwits like this in charge, I say that we will get hit again, but this time it will be from the inside and Obama and gang will use that as an excuse to go to war with the American people.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
Beer and Taxes:
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
* The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
* The fifth would pay $1.
* The sixth would pay $3.
* The seventh would pay $7.
* The eighth would pay $12.
* The ninth would pay $18.
* The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that’s what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.
‘Since you are all such good customers,’ he said, ‘I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.’ Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.’
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’
They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
* The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
* The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings) .
* The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings) .
* The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 ( 25% savings).
* The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings).
* The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
‘I only got a dollar out of the $20,’ declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, ‘but he got $10!’
‘Yeah, that’s right,’ exclaimed the fifth man. ‘I only saved a dollar,too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!’
‘That’s true!!’ shouted the seventh man. ‘Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!’
‘Wait a minute,’ yelled the first four men in unison. ‘We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!’
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Friday, December 17, 2010
I am so proud of my son that the school trusts him enough to take home one of the animals. All his teachers always tell me what a joy he is to have in class. I just hope this continues through his teenage years.
God knows it didn't for me.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Anyway, I was digging around on the Internet and found this site, which provides weekly updates on both spacecrafts (Voyager 1 and 2). After all these years, Voyager 1 still has some propellant left and uses it I'm guessing on periodic roll maneuvers necessary for accurate scientific data. NASA reports that Voyager 1 and 2 scientific instruments will have to be turned off no earlier than 2025 due to lack of power. But I don't think there's anything out there between our sun and the next stellar body that Voyager 1 will reach within the next 15 years. We may never know because NASA will be doing Muslim outreach work, right? Isn't that what our Cooncracker in Chief has envisioned for them? It's cold and dark out there anyway, much like the modern Democrat Party.
Leave it to me to mix political hate speech in on any topic. ROFL!!
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Every day is Fuck Obama Day! Fuck this narcissistic Kenyan commie cooncracker niggerhonkey and his "ghetto booty'd, food nazi wookie", too!
Simple economic solution:
1) Extend current tax rates across all brackets and stop branding this a tax cut!
2) Place a moratorium on the AMT for 2010 and 2011.
3) Eliminate the death tax because it's a jobs killer and unconstitutional in the first place.
4) Just leave the social security tax rates where they are for now as this program is doomed anyway.
5) Repeal the 1099 provision in the Health Scare bill.
Congress' most likely solution:
Yeah, you fucks.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Lawmaker introduces bill calling for up to 5 years in prison for anybody who attempts to enforce new health care law in Texas
"The bill that I filed is a nullification bill that says that Obamacare is null and void here in Texas because it is unconstitutional," Berman told 1200 WOAI news in an exclusive interview.
But his measure goes further than just denouncing the measure. He wants people who try to enforce it in Texas thrown into prison.
"If any federal employee tries to administer Obamacare in Texas, we will charge them with a felony offence, which could get them a very severe penalty,"
Monday, December 6, 2010
I am addicted to his show "Family Jewels". Gene Simmons is a smart man. Very business savvy, not like Ozzy's moronic ass. His business sense should have told him Teh One was a fraud from the word go. But like he said he voted for a moment in history. The only problem is that plan backfired on all the people that voted for him simply because of his skin color. The consequence.
But I could give a fuck.