Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year 2

Happy New Year my two bro's my new found friends (see y'all at Blownstar!!!) and to all the people that come by and read and comment on my thoughts on life. I hope this coming year brings better times than the previous one. We are off to my dad's tonight to eat, drink and blow shit up. I think I might let the boy pop off the Carcano today. Just to let him get a feel for a real gun and ring the new year in correctly. But we will most definitely be popping off some mortars!

Have a safe and prosperous new year everyone.

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year folks. I'm headed to the desert for the day and a night of drunken debauchery, mayhem, pyro-techniques and all around shenanigans. God willing, I'll make it back home alive on NYD. Hope everyone has a safe and happy (drunken) New Year! See y'all in 2011.

Loadin' up my truck right now to this and pissing off the nig....ummm...neighbors. Happy New Year! Scream aim and fire in 2011!

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

American Pride Camaro

I've been sick the last couple of days and there's not a whole lot on my mind to write about. I know Christmas has come and gone, but there's no reason you can't send me one of these badass machines!

Thank you in advance, and here's some more American pride:

Friday, December 24, 2010

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Merry Christmas everybody!! Cheers!

It just wouldn't be Christmas without...

...the super babe goddess of all time!

How to treat spammers

From: Mrs Rose [mailto:mrs_john02@yahoo.co.jp]
Sent: Wednesday, December 22, 2010 7:21 AM
To: undisclosed recipients:
Subject: Your reply is highly needed!

Beloved.
I'm Mrs Rose John Gomo, I married to Dr.John who worked with our embassy in Ivory Coast He died on 2007, bofore his death he deposited a sum $8,500.000.00 to one Bank in Abidjan.
I need your help reply me so that i can give you details.
Yours Rose
_______________________________

Wrong response: Sure, my social security number is__________. My bank account number is_________ and here's my PIN_____.

My response: Get a life and stop scamming people you sick fucking buttfucking monkey dick sucking nigger!

They didn't reply.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

The Religion Of Peace

So the Radical Ragheads are saying that Christmas is EEEVIIIIL and that we should all give it up and join them in praising a pedophiliac (which I notice is one of the Chritmas evils, spelled wrong of course) and praying towards a fucking rock five times every day.



I don't know about you but last year I got some clothes and a camera for Christmas, not a single STD or rape. You have to love the "rights for man, woman and child" bullshit at the end. BWAHAHAHAHAHA rights for women, you muslims are so crazy. You mean rights like this of course.

Afshan Azad, 22, the high-profile Harry Potter actress remains in hiding after refusing to appear in a London court. Ms. Azad had been seeing a non-Muslim man, a Hindu. Her family, specifically her father, Abul Azad, 53, and her brother Ashraf, 28, called her a “prostitute” and tried to force her into an arranged marriage with a Muslim man. Her brother also beat and her father threatened to kill her in May of this year.


If your a muslim woman, you have the right to have the shit beat out of you, tortured and a number of other fun activities. Muslim girls only have the right to have their clitorises mutilated or noses chopped off. Or, if your really lucky, the right to be murdered. That's it, nothing fancy. Simple and to the point.

So let's all remember this Christmas to get out the horsewhip, beat the shit out of your wife, go to a rave, steal a car, get really drunk and smoke a joint (which I plan on doing by the way) and then kill your daughter for talking to one of those Goddamned Amish boys. Little mother fuckers are trouble I'm tellin' ya'.

For Jesus of course. Just like he said to do in the bible.

Oh wait...

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Our Best and Brightest?

Here is Big Sis Bulldyke and gang being interviewed by Diane Sawyer and the incompetence is overflowing. James Clapper is the Director of National Intelligence! He didn't know about the 12 terrorists arrested in London?! This is the putz that briefs Emperor CoonKracka every morning on national security and world affairs.



Robert Gibbs held a press conference this morning to try and calm fears that our heads of national security are completely incompetent. It didn't go over much better.




Everybody said Bush knew ahead of time about 9/11 and let it happen just so he could go to war with Iraq. With incompetent nitwits like this in charge, I say that we will get hit again, but this time it will be from the inside and Obama and gang will use that as an excuse to go to war with the American people.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Rain Rain Come This Way!

I see that CD has been getting deluged in Cali the last few days.



Send some of that rain over to Texas. We sure could use it!

Monday, December 20, 2010

Beer & Taxes

My brother sent me this one.

Beer and Taxes:
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
* The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
* The fifth would pay $1.
* The sixth would pay $3.
* The seventh would pay $7.
* The eighth would pay $12.
* The ninth would pay $18.
* The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that’s what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.
‘Since you are all such good customers,’ he said, ‘I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.’ Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.’
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’
They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so:
* The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
* The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings) .
* The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings) .
* The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 ( 25% savings).
* The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings).
* The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
‘I only got a dollar out of the $20,’ declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, ‘but he got $10!’
‘Yeah, that’s right,’ exclaimed the fifth man. ‘I only saved a dollar,too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!’
‘That’s true!!’ shouted the seventh man. ‘Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!’
‘Wait a minute,’ yelled the first four men in unison. ‘We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!’
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

"A" Student

I like this kid Brian. I have a feeling he's going places...

Click it to big it.



"The chick in front of me is wearing a white Victoria's Secret thong." Nice!

Thanks Patriot Gretchen.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Friday Jams

Our Christmas Guest

The Boy was given the responsibility of taking care of the schools Blue Tongued Skink for the Christmas Break (I live in a small town, we still call it Christmas at school). So for the next two weeks we have "Henry" (I asked the boy what his name was and he said "He doesn't have one". So I dubbed him Henry) as our houseguest.



I am so proud of my son that the school trusts him enough to take home one of the animals. All his teachers always tell me what a joy he is to have in class. I just hope this continues through his teenage years.


God knows it didn't for me.

The Iron Sheikh Drunken Serb


Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh


“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.

“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly.

Hold my beer and watch this takes on a whole new meaning now doesn't it. No matter how many times you roll your 4x4 you will never be as badass as a drunk serb that killed a shark with a flying neckbreaker.

At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning.

Fearless hero? More like lucky drunk. Sounds like my kind of dude.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Blowing A Turkey Call

I have to admit, I watched this about five times in a row. She does it like a natural...



BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks Dr. Ray.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Good Cover

Liberty University a cappella group covers the "Bed Intruder" song. Which I have to admit I didn't remember until I watched the YouTube video.

Bookmark this

http://endingspending.com/

Religion of Peace

*WARNING* Graphic! Your society is dead when you openly abuse your women in public and laugh about it.



Fucking barbaric subhuman filth! Fuck Islam and your pedophile Muhammad! Burn in hell.

Voyager

Cool article on Voyager 1 linked by Drudge this morning. What a remarkable technical achievement. Did you know that Voyager 1 was originally intended as a 4-year mission? And here we are 33 years later still receiving scientific data. In fact, in 2002 NASA repaired it when it was 7 billion miles from earth. No shit! Voyager 1 will be entering interstellar space within the next 4 years. Too bad some of our....wait for it....Democrat politicians aren't strapped aboard that mother fucker.

Anyway, I was digging around on the Internet and found this site, which provides weekly updates on both spacecrafts (Voyager 1 and 2). After all these years, Voyager 1 still has some propellant left and uses it I'm guessing on periodic roll maneuvers necessary for accurate scientific data. NASA reports that Voyager 1 and 2 scientific instruments will have to be turned off no earlier than 2025 due to lack of power. But I don't think there's anything out there between our sun and the next stellar body that Voyager 1 will reach within the next 15 years. We may never know because NASA will be doing Muslim outreach work, right? Isn't that what our Cooncracker in Chief has envisioned for them? It's cold and dark out there anyway, much like the modern Democrat Party.

Leave it to me to mix political hate speech in on any topic. ROFL!!

Merry Festivus

Let the airing of grievances and feats of strength begin! What a moron. The person who fell for this bullshit that is.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Know The Toe...

Paul emailed a camel toe clip tonight and had me crackin' up! I couldn't find the same youtube vid that he sent, but this one is still pretty good...



I've always been a dirty fan of Kelly Ripa...



Tell me that's not hot...

Monday, December 13, 2010

Whoa!

You guys see this? Happened yesterday. The Vikings/Giants game has been moved to Detroit and is underway as I type this. You know all the Lions fans are probably laughing their asses off! It's OK to laugh because thank God nobody was in there. I can't even begin to imagine the mayhem had the roof collapsed during the game. And speaking of Minnesota, Brett Favre's starting streak is over. He is inactive tonight which effectively ends his NFL record 297 consecutive starts. Shit I remember when Green Bay drafted him. I was still in college chasing women and smoking too much pot. What a run for this guy, and I hope he finally retires after this season.

FOD:Over His Head




Thursday, December 9, 2010

Fun with Drudge

I got a kick out of Drudge's headline today. Looks like he's missing just one letter! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Every day is Fuck Obama Day! Fuck this narcissistic Kenyan commie cooncracker niggerhonkey and his "ghetto booty'd, food nazi wookie", too!

Shenanigans

The crap going on in Washington, DC this week is proof positive that our tax system is not only broken but self-defeating, complicated beyond comprehension, and unproductive. Leave it to Washington, DC to ignore the simple solutions and turn this into a legislative nightmare.

Simple economic solution:
1) Extend current tax rates across all brackets and stop branding this a tax cut!
2) Place a moratorium on the AMT for 2010 and 2011.
3) Eliminate the death tax because it's a jobs killer and unconstitutional in the first place.
4) Just leave the social security tax rates where they are for now as this program is doomed anyway.
5) Repeal the 1099 provision in the Health Scare bill.

Congress' most likely solution:
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Yeah, you fucks.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

FOC


Lawmaker introduces bill calling for up to 5 years in prison for anybody who attempts to enforce new health care law in Texas
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
A Texas state lawmaker Monday introduced a bill in the Texas Legislature which calls for the arrest of anybody who tries to enact the recently approved national health care reform law in the state, 1200 WOAI news has learned.

"The bill that I filed is a nullification bill that says that Obamacare is null and void here in Texas because it is unconstitutional," Berman told 1200 WOAI news in an exclusive interview.

But his measure goes further than just denouncing the measure. He wants people who try to enforce it in Texas thrown into prison.

"If any federal employee tries to administer Obamacare in Texas, we will charge them with a felony offence, which could get them a very severe penalty,"

State Rep. Leo Berman (R-Tyler), you kick ass!! We need more people with balls and an understanding of freedom like you running our country.


Monday, December 6, 2010

FOD II, A New Addition To The Wall

I haven't had much to write about in the last couple of weeks and tonight is no different, so my buddy Robert says it all for me with this one simple gesture.



Thanks Robert.

FOD: The Demon Wants His Money Back

At least he is honest about it.



I am addicted to his show "Family Jewels". Gene Simmons is a smart man. Very business savvy, not like Ozzy's moronic ass. His business sense should have told him Teh One was a fraud from the word go. But like he said he voted for a moment in history. The only problem is that plan backfired on all the people that voted for him simply because of his skin color. The consequence.

Americans that are politically inept will never trust a black man to be president again. You people fucked the black man for the next 100 years. Jesus Christ could come back black (he definitely wasn't white) and run for president and people are going to say to themselves

"Ehhhh, the last black guy kinda fucked us...sorry, I still don't trust you. " and run.

But I could give a fuck.

Fuck You Obama and your horse headed, ghetto booty'd, food nazi wookie too!!

Oh, and for the record you three people that just watched that clip.
You broke their ratings record for the month.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Thor's Hammer

I have never read a Brad Thor novel. I think I might pick me up one. I like the way he thinks.