You've gotta bookmark Texts from Last Night into your web browser and hit it whenever you are in need of a good laugh! This is the funniest thing I've discovered in a long time! Cheers to Missy for bringing this to my attention!
Oooooh fuck. Chicks a dude.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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TFLN is one of the best out there, but if you're looking for more laughs, check out www.fmylife.com as well. Make sure you click on the "Intimacy" category... they don't show them on the front page and they're the funniest.
Both of them have smartphone apps as well.... gets me through a slow, cold day in the deer stand every now and then.
"we found him on the floor of your sisters bathroom, crying and asking for blow jobs without mustard"
TFLN
I know, right??!! Every morning some new bullshit is on their about someone's fucked up night. Too funny!
"My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can."
ROFL
Hey Bear, that fmylife is funny, too! Holy shit so much funny stuff I've just discovered! Awesome.
Here's one from fmylife
"Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom."
BWAHAHAHA! Oh shit that sucks
I almost forgot....
For more time-wasting entertainment, check out www.failblog.org and the other Fail pages associated with that.
There's been quite a few slow days in the office around the holidays, unless you couldn't tell....
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