Monday, February 28, 2011

Sucks to be a Muslim

You shitbags have it easy right now while your Imam Cooncracker is occupying our White House. But remember. Jimmy Carter gave us Ronald Reagan. Bill Clinton gave us George W. Bush. And Hussein Obama will likely give us your worst nightmare. Fuck Islam. You started it, and we'll finish it.

Mental Disorder

Whoever coined the phrase, "Liberalism is a mental disorder" wasn't joking around. Remember when this barking moonbat, David Wu, declared that there were Klingons in the Bush White House? And this freakshow was reelected last year! Note to self: don't drink the water in Oregon.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Col. Allen West Nails It Again...

Every time this man speaks, he lays it out on the table in plain English and common sense and stands behind every word that comes out of his mouth. In other words, he speaks the truth whether or not you can handle it. We need a man like Col. West running against every last liberal scumbag with power and influence in this country. This man gets it, and isn't afraid to say it. That's hope and change I can believe in.

Thanks to Barry in our comments for the link.

Friday, February 25, 2011

My Town

Pretty much sum's it up.

Got Another

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Silence Is Golden

So when Cooncracker Messiah spoke about Libya today he didn't mention CupoCoffee by name. Not one time.

Remember his pastor Jeremiah Wright? Well he is friends with CupoCoffee just like Louis Farrakhan. Things that make you go hmmmmmm.

The World Traveler

I guess Bush the big dumb dummy must be back at the White House. That is the only explanation for this tweet. Because The Great and Mighty Cooncracker's administration are the greatest sapience to ever grace this planet with their presence, and would never ever, ever ,never, ever misspell Libya.

Never. Wouldn't happen. Not in a million years. Couldn't happen. Not possible.

Fucking dumbheads.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Message to Rep. Capuano

So you want to get bloody ya? You're ready to take this to another level?
BRING IT ON MOTHER FUCKER!!! You name the place, fuckface! You're not going to intimidate us you piece of shit!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011


Some are bad.

If there is any doubt that Obama is a fucking communist. It is now quashed. Because Richard Trumka is a self-avowed commie just like Van Jones and about three-quarters of Obama's advisers.

Congress needs to investigate the Pharaoh Cooncrakcer.

Run Democrats Run!!!

The Democrats have fled from Wisconsin and now Indiana. That's 2 states down and 48 more to go!! Run you Marxist shitbags run run run!! For the first time in my life I actually agree with the Democrats!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! Run Forrest!

Early FID

I couldn't wait until tomorrow to post this one. Col. Allen West schools Nezar Hamze, Executive Director of the Council for American Islamic Relations. "Don't blow sunshine up my butt" LMAO!

Monday, February 21, 2011

FOD: Planned Parenthood

President Obama on the Planned Parenthood scandal.

"manufactured" how the fuck are they manufactured? The people are caught red handed coaching a pimp (ala ACORN style) how to get abortions for his underage prostitutes. If you haven't seen them go here and watch. It is disturbing how nonchalantly Planned Parenthood discusses the destruction of a human being. Like they are discussing throwing out the garbage.

Fuck You Obama, and fuck You Planned Parenthood you sick dirtbags.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

More Slow Mo...

After Paul posted that ass getting slapped below, it reminded me of this one. It never gets old:

Bet you can't just watch it once...

Friday, February 18, 2011

It's Friday..Let's Bang Heads.

Butt slap... slow motion! Nice tramp stamp ass.


I have a lot of them to make. More than I want to. My theme song for the weekend:

Happy Friday folks!

Thursday, February 17, 2011


Wisconsin: Ground 0 for labor unions

Labor union membership across America has been in decline for decades. There was a period of time when they were needed. Those days are over. Its only growth has been tied to the public sector but not enough to make up for the overall loss in membership ranks across this country.

The unsustainable and unaffordable compensation and benefits packages negotiated for public employees (along with welfare/entitlements programs) are some of the blame for the crippling economic situations many of our states find themselves in today. These collective bargaining agreements also carry some of the blame for the crippling property and sales taxes and fees forced upon the populace. We here in the private sector have to work extra hard so these lazy fucking public workers can live just a little bit better than the rest of us. Fuck you. Politically, we have not had enough firepower to fight them but the times are a changing. There can be no discounting the historical significance of the November 2010 elections.

First up is Wisconsin. Wisconsin is about to bitch slap the rat bastard communist unions plaguing that state. And it's going to happen today. No better place for it to happen. Welcome to Ground 0.

Protesters clogged the hallways of the Wisconsin state Capitol on Thursday as the Senate prepared to pass a momentous bill that would strip government workers, including school teachers, of nearly all collective bargaining rights. The bill marks a dramatic shift for Wisconsin, which passed a comprehensive collective bargaining law in 1959 and was the birthplace of the national union representing all non-federal public employees.

So I guess we can thank Wisconsin for this national epidemic of public employee unions. If the bill passes, we can forgive Wisconsin for its gross misdeed.

Thousands of protesters, including children and teachers from more than two dozen schools forced to close due to high absences, were expected in and outside the Capitol for a third day of protests. Schools in Madison, the state's second largest district with 2,600-union covered employees, closed for a second day. "Our goal is not to close schools, but to instead to remain vigilant in our efforts to be heard," said Wisconsin Education Association Council President Mary Bell.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! WTF? Your goal is to not shut schools? You can achieve that goal by simply showing up for work ya greedy bitch! As a parent, this is the kind of shit that boils my fucking blood. I remember when the WEA (Washington Education Association) went on strike up here in my neck of the woods a couple of years ago and shut down entire school districts for a week. It did not sit well with the general public.

Wisconsin has long been a bastion for workers' rights. The American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees was founded in 1936 in Madison. But when voters elected Walker, an outspoken conservative, along with GOP majorities in both legislative chambers, it set the stage for a dramatic reversal of Wisconsin's labor history.

And you have the full support of the majority of Americans.

Look, I have no problem with compensating public employees with fair wages. We need well-paid teachers, police, and fire. The problem I have is bloated bureaucracy, ridiculous compensation packages that now overshadow most private sector jobs, and massive welfare/entitlements programs that do nothing more than suck the life out of our people (topic for another day). States like Wisconsin and New Jersey are simply asking for some concessions from the labor unions. And we all know how the labor unions have responded. Unions care about union dues. They don't care about the well-being of its membership and certainly don't care about the "customers" they serve. If they did, then they would have ceded to reasonable requests from the public years to ago to reign in their ridiculous and unaffordable benefits packages, particularly pensions and medical. And the Wisconsin teachers would be at work today.

So it's time for a bitch slap. Next up: a National Right-to-Work Law. That's real reform right there.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

More Chris Christie porn

Thanks CharlieDelta for reminding me that Gov. Christie spoke today. Here is the full video. If you are having trouble watching the video here, then head on over to the American Enterprise Institute.

It's refreshing to finally see a man with some fooking balls standing up against these rat bastard commies! And he will motivate more strong patriotic Americans to rise up. Hell, if I didn't have so many skeletons in my closet I would have thrown my hat in the ring a long time ago. But I'm just as effective out here raising hell. Hey Liberals! You better run!

Thank God They Are So Peaceful

On Friday February 11, the day Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak stepped down, CBS correspondent Lara Logan was covering the jubilation in Tahrir Square for a “60 Minutes” story when she and her team and their security were surrounded by a dangerous element amidst the celebration. It was a mob of more than 200 people whipped into frenzy.
In the crush of the mob, she was separated from her crew. She was surrounded and suffered a brutal and sustained sexual assault and beating before being saved by a group of women and an estimated 20 Egyptian soldiers. She reconnected with the CBS team, returned to her hotel and returned to the United States on the first flight the next morning. She is currently in the hospital recovering.

Bunch of fucking animals. The Religion of Peace my aching ass.

UPDATE: The reported 200 men that where attacking her chanted Jew, Jew, Jew while she was being raped. Again, my aching ass.

Enough Of This Political BS

More Public Sector Hijinks

In 1997 a Brooklyn teacher was accused of attempting to molest a sixth-grade girl at PS 138. As it happened, he admitted the behavior, but no criminal charges were filed when all was said and done. Still one would think the fact that he inappropriately fondled a teen should be enough to get him fired from his teaching position. But then again, in New York you can't even fire a child molester if he happens to be a teachers union member. Thanks to the fact that it is nearly impossible to fire a teacher, this lowlife has been drawing his almost $100,000-a-year salary to do nothing. You heard that right, to do nothing. 

Fuck the Unions. They are now run by self avowed communists. What more needs to be said?

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Porn for kerrcarto

I know our good buddy kerrcarto loves this shit. This persnickety little bitch gets PWNED!! And heads up at 7:45 into the video; more civility from the left. Praying for the death of the governor? Wow. You union thugs are a sick litter you know that?

Day of reckoning is near

Those of you who have been hanging out with us here for a while know that I have been warning through various drunken posts jammed packed with foul language and insults directed at the public sector that just about every level of government will face their day of reckoning before the end of the Pharaoh Niggerhonkey regime. Yes bitches, that was a 57-word run-on sentence.

Here's more fuel for my fire. I'm not fucking around. We have some very, very serious financial problems heading in our direction. And each and every one of us will be impacted. After I get a handle on the legislative firestorm burning in my own state of Washington I'll post some really juicy stuff for you. But watch that video I linked, especially the last five minutes. Unfuckingbelievable. I remember ripping on Illinois a while back here, and I was right. That state is F.U.C.K.E.D.

If you are a public sector employee, I advise you to start writing your resume (although many of you are absolute worthless piles of shit that we here in the private sector would never ever consider hiring) and start stocking up on food and water while you have a fucking job, at least one that pays. You can't hide behind your filthy unions for too much longer.

You know, on the bright side, laying off thousands and thousands of government bureaucrats and other creepy public crawlers of the night might be a good thing. I mean think about it. Right now we pay them on average about twice as much as they are worth versus comparable private sector jobs, right? And what do they contribute to our economy? Heaping piles of bullshit with zilch for productivity value. Hell, put them in the unemployment lines. We'll be paying them to continue doing nothing except at a much lower cost. There's a start. I like it!!

Update: CenTexTim found this little gem. We can't make this shit up I swear!!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentines Day Made Up Horseshit Day

I buy my wife flowers when I want to. Not because some jackass made up a holiday to be able to sell the same roses you normally get for $29.95 for $99...besides

FOD: Egypt

It should start out. "Hi I'm Barack Obama and I'm Hillary Clinton and I'm James Clapper and together we are the three Idiotos." Because this is pretty much how they handled Egypt.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Remember kids...

...don't cum in the yogurt!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

The Star Spangled Boner

Got this one from AlphaDelta.


Kitty Pron

I think even The Acidman would have found this funny.
I know that The GOC and Leslie will.

Monday, February 7, 2011

FOD: I Beat 'Em


Sunday, February 6, 2011

Super Bowl XLV In A Nutshell

1.) Christina embarrassed herself by totally fucking up the National Anthem on live TV. Way to go dumb ass! Next time, try singing it like a normal person instead of trying to imitate Whitney fucking Houston. Maybe you'll get it right.

2.) I lasted about 10 seconds into the boring Halftime Show bullshit before I had to leave the room and go burn one. Are you kidding me? Who fucking books these acts? Elmer Fudd?

3.) I only saw about 20 minutes of the game itself, and 75% of that was 4th quarter. I couldn't care less about either team. In fact, fuck 'em both! I think next year I'm gonna go camping on Super Bowl weekend. Everyone else will be at home watching the ridiculous bullshit while I will be camping, relaxing, and not giving two shits about the circus the NFL has become.

Yup! That's the ticket...

If you missed tonight's embarrassing version of The (ah-hem) National Anthem, here it is. I apologize ahead of time if this makes you queasy and sick to your stomach, because that's what it did to me.

Hey Christina, maybe you should be taking notes from these fine young Americans.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

What I Did.

No Need For Concern. Go About Your Business As Usual.

The southern border is not a national security issue? It is just people coming over for work? They just want to make their country better?


Friday, February 4, 2011


"Daddy, what is a...


6th graders are exposed to foul language and various unscrupulous terms at school. Just a fact of life. So today my son finally asked me what a douchebag is. I decided to be truthful with him and showed him a picture of Justin Bieber. BWAHAHAHAH!!! He understood immediately. Smart kid. My daughter overheard and then called her brother a douchebag at which point a fight a broke out. My world...

And don't any of you bleeding hearts out there start feeling sorry for this kid. He's brought every bit of this on himself; however, shame on his parents for not feeding him slices of humble pie from time to time. His parents are probably a couple of pimping money whores just like the Hogan and Smart families. Regardless, Bieber is talented but he's a little bitch. His manufactured image is sickening and he's gonna end up like the Olsen twins you watch. Pity.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

I Thought The Tea Party Are The Violent, Racist, Bigots?

We need to kick these mother fuckers out of OUR country. I don't want to hear shit about free speech either. Free speech is not protected when calling for the death of another person. Fuck you people. You are not my countymen. Go live in Cuba if you like communism so fucking much.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011


Let's Go!

Who's down for a little, errrr... a shitload of fun in Oklahoma this June? I've been socking away a little from each paycheck for the last year and thank God I did. I knew I was going to find something good to spend it on. I need not look any further. I have found what I was looking for and this should be awesome! I loves me some gun porn!

Yeah baby!


As CommieCare moves through its final leg of the Judicial Branch odyssey, I have noticed that the tired old argument of auto liability insurance vs. the federal health insurance mandate has resurfaced. Seriously people? You haven't been bitch slapped enough with this tired and failed analogy? For those of you who are unfortunate enough to again run into a liberal with this argument, here is some good fuel for your fire.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Judge Roger Vinson Uses Obama's Own Words To Destroy CoonCrackaCare

"Indeed, I note that in 2008, then-Senator Obama supported a health care reform proposal that did not include an individual mandate because he was at that time strongly opposed to the idea, stating that...

"If a mandate was the solution, we can try that to solve homelessness by mandating everybody to buy a house." In fact, he pointed to the similar individual mandate in Massachusetts --- which was "imposed under the state's police power, a power the federal government does not have --- and opined that the mandate there left some residents worse off than they had been before."

How does that crow taste fuckhead?