Friday, February 4, 2011

"Daddy, what is a...

...douchebag?"

6th graders are exposed to foul language and various unscrupulous terms at school. Just a fact of life. So today my son finally asked me what a douchebag is. I decided to be truthful with him and showed him a picture of Justin Bieber. BWAHAHAHAH!!! He understood immediately. Smart kid. My daughter overheard and then called her brother a douchebag at which point a fight a broke out. My world...

And don't any of you bleeding hearts out there start feeling sorry for this kid. He's brought every bit of this on himself; however, shame on his parents for not feeding him slices of humble pie from time to time. His parents are probably a couple of pimping money whores just like the Hogan and Smart families. Regardless, Bieber is talented but he's a little bitch. His manufactured image is sickening and he's gonna end up like the Olsen twins you watch. Pity.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Much like Britney Spears the liberal media made him a "star",I think his mother raised him his parents are divorced

CharlieDelta said...

LMAO! That's fuckin' funny dude. You couldn't have picked a finer example to explain it to your boy in terms that he could understand it 100%...

PeggyU said...

You have seen that site, Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber, haven't you?

Paul said...

Peggy, those are awful!! LOL!!

kerrcarto said...

Is that Rachel Madcow? Same difference, both are useful idiots.

Claude said...

How dare you laugh at the greatest Canadian we ever produced? Bwahahahahahaha

Paul said...

Oh shit Claudia!!! BWAHAHAH!!! You had me there for a second. Speaking of Canada (well, Newfoundland), me and a buddy will be at the Great Big Sea concert here in Seattle on March 18! Woot woot!!

H2o said...

My daughter laughed at this post, her friend who is 15 had a Justin birthday party last week. She had to bite her lip the whole time she was there because to her, Justin is a fag and gay in her book. And that there folks is from my 13 yr old.

CharlieDelta said...

Yeah H2o, but you failed to mention that YOUR bedroom walls are plastered with Justin pics and posters. You don't have to be embarrassed. Different strokes for different folks. BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!