1.) Christina embarrassed herself by totally fucking up the National Anthem on live TV. Way to go dumb ass! Next time, try singing it like a normal person instead of trying to imitate Whitney fucking Houston. Maybe you'll get it right.
2.) I lasted about 10 seconds into the boring Halftime Show bullshit before I had to leave the room and go burn one. Are you kidding me? Who fucking books these acts? Elmer Fudd?
3.) I only saw about 20 minutes of the game itself, and 75% of that was 4th quarter. I couldn't care less about either team. In fact, fuck 'em both! I think next year I'm gonna go camping on Super Bowl weekend. Everyone else will be at home watching the ridiculous bullshit while I will be camping, relaxing, and not giving two shits about the circus the NFL has become.
Yup! That's the ticket...
If you missed tonight's embarrassing version of The (ah-hem) National Anthem, here it is. I apologize ahead of time if this makes you queasy and sick to your stomach, because that's what it did to me.
Hey Christina, maybe you should be taking notes from these fine young Americans.