Thursday, March 31, 2011

FID: Late

  • 14-year-old Hena Akhter was found guilty of adultery and sentenced to 101 public lashes under Shariah law.
  • She died from being flogged — despite Shariah law being outlawed in Bangladesh — but doctors tried to cover that up.
  • Her family claims she was raped by a cousin.
  • Police are now investigating the incident.
Up until her last breath, young Hena Akhter declared her innocence. But that didn’t matter. The 14-year-old Bangladeshi Muslim girl was lashed to death, accused of adultery.
The imam at the local mosque said she was guilty of having an affair with a married man. Her family said she was raped. The imam disagreed. He ordered a fatwa: 101 public lashes. She lasted only 70.

Amazingly CNN has the whole story

Don't be fooled.

As a Washington State resident, I assure you this state is every bit as fucked up as you can imagine. Here in King County, we pay 9.50% sales tax and 10.0% sales tax for restaurant services. Our gas tax is in the highest 5th of the nation. Our L&I regulations are hostile. We are not a right-to-work state. We have obscene restrictions placed on land use regulations. I can go on and on and on. Thankfully, the voters once again rejected a state income tax measure placed on the last ballot. Democrats have controlled this state for years and we have some of the finest barking moonbats in power that money can buy. And as predictable as Seattle rain, when the economy crashed, Olympia kept on spending. Now we're fucked with a massive deficit and an unemployment rate hovering around 10% (probably higher) while state employment is stronger than ever. Must be nice ya fuckin' do-nothing freeloading tyrants (that comment is directed at the bureaucracy).

So don't be fooled by this article, but at least it does mention how deceiving these supposed union "concessions" really are. Speaking of which, below is an excellent comment I copied.

from TheHarl -
Once again. The real issue is how did government employees ever get to be represented by a union. Washington State is a perfect example of how the people who will benefit the most elect the very person they will negotiate with. The union members vote for a candidate that will be in charge of overseeing the final agreement of their contracts. This is absolute corruption at it's highest level.

There is no competition for government jobs and benefits. If the teachers don't get what they want they go on strike. There is no option to hire other people to teach the students. This is pure madness. The citizens have no choices, so the unions have all of the power. And they always win and the expense of the taxpayers. If we couldn't agree on wages and benefits, states should be free to hire other teachers to do the job at a competitive wage.

The unions take massive amounts of the union dues and use it to elect people that support their causes. Once again. Corruption.

The number of public workers is on the rise. As soon as the number of people working for the government surpasses 50% there is no way you will ever get a person in leadership that isn't bought and paid for by the unions and their employees. This has to stop now.

It is time to work to remove all government employees from being represented by unions. Before we reach critical mass and there is no hope of having open and fair elections.

I am all if favor of paying teachers a fair wage and benefits. But all of their costs must be paid for during the time of the contract. We cannot afford to have unfunded benefits that will have to be paid for by some other set of circumstances. Social Security is a perfect example of what happens when you spend the money of employees contributions and have to count on younger workers to pay for retiring employees. That money should be in a bank account of some type ready to be paid back to the workers when they retire. Insanity has prevailed their and is again with unions representing public employees. It's time to get serious about getting rid of unions for government employees.

I love Washington and that is why I live here, but the politics and asshattery test my threshold of pain. Fuck all, and I mean FUCK ALL DEMOCRATS!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011


What a surprise...

...not really. Most of us already knew this; it was just a matter of time before the media got around to publishing it. His numbers are going to continually slide, too. With inflation hammering away at our economy, a stagnant jobless recovery, complete with a looming government shutdown with deficits and debt well out of control, could the "blue screen of death" be descending upon us if ya know what I mean?

And Imam CoonCracker is now making the same mistake Bush did: trying to satisfy both sides. He figures by engaging Libya he'll win support from conservatives for national defense and from liberals by hiding behind the United United the fuck is running this show. His Libya case is even more fragile than Bush's Iraq case, and the hypocrisy is earth shattering! The result: liberals are pissed and, probably to his dismay, conservatives are even more pissed. Why the fuckity fuck are we engaging Libya? I'm not even going to try and analyze this nonsense. I've got work to do.

Notice how everything the CoonCracker touches breaks...Hope. Change. Franks 'n' Beans.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011


This Willie Nelson story really has my ass rubbed raw. If it was anyone else we would have received probation, a fine and had to attend drug awareness classes at the least. He gets to sing Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain? The drug laws in this country are obsolete. How much money have we spent on the war on drugs? Check the sidebar, down by the debt clock. That is just this year. In total I would guess it is close to as much as we have spent on the "War on Poverty"  and that started in '64. The war on drugs is only 40 years old. Both of those programs are colossal failures. Trillions of dollars thrown down the toilet with nothing to show for it. Yet we fund them every year. No wonder we are broke.

Don't get me wrong. I have no problem with Willie getting a light sentence. But if I ever get popped for possession of some wacky tabacky. By God, I got a buddy that plays guitar, and I'll sure as hell sing Blue Eyes Cryin In The Rain to the judge. Shit, I'll sing Chicago to him if that is his favorite band. The Hudspeth County DA has set a legal precedence here in Texas and I will be the first one to use it. If that is ever necessary. 

UPDATE: The judge says it was just a joke that got out of hand. Yea, got out of hand in the media and almost got your ass in a world of shit. Wanna bet they are democrats?


We need more people like this in professional sports.

Monday, March 28, 2011

FOD Funnies

My sister sent this one to me.

A guy goes into a bar, where there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, mathematics, and medical technology

The guy leaves, but he is curious.
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says,

"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about baseball, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,"So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

One more.

This old tool has been re-introduced in America. It is a signature part of the new healthcare program.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Since CD is On Vacation, A Super Late FID

The religion of peace my ever loving aching ass.

Fuck You Animals.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Anarchy in the UK!!

Ah yes, austerity is now reality. And you could see this coming: RIOT BABY!! How's that multiculturalism working out for you over there? Damn wankers.

You know what this means!!!!

Fuck yeah I loves me some Pistols!!

Friday, March 25, 2011


EricSWG inspired this one.

Thanks Denny.

Friday Night Anarchy!!

TGIF! Cheers!

Now open wide, the doctor's here
Everything is fine, got nothing to fear
Strap 'em down, we're outta gas
Stop your bawling, you little brat

Rip, rip, we're gonna rip 'em out now

Thursday, March 24, 2011

I Want One

Pop a top buddies!


Grab your guns boys! We're off to kinetic military action!

Man caused disaster is hell!

America's Finest Niggers... in Panama City Beach.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Two Mouthed

"I am not one, who if you've observed me for some time, I am not one who's engaged in excessive populist rhetoric (yes your are). I'm not one that pits the rich against the poor (yes you are). I'm not one who's gone out there and made false threats against presidents (yes you have) about, and god love him he's a great guy, I'm not Dennis Kucinich (I actually agreed with Dennis yesterday, yah, blew my mind also) saying impeach everybody now. But let me tell you, I have written an extensive legal memorandum (No you did not, hence your next sentence. You can't tie your own shoes) with the help of a group of legal scholars who are sort of a stable of people, the best-known constitutional scholars in America, because for 17 years I was chairman of the Judiciary Committee (Really? No wonder we are in this shape).
"I asked them to put together [for] me a draft, which I'm now literally riding between towns editing, (why edit it, if experts have written it for you, shouldn't it be air tight?) that I want to make clear and submit to the Untied States Senate pointing out the president has no authority to unilaterally attack Iran (Libya). And I want to make it clear, I want it on the record, and I want to make it clear (you said that earlier), if he does, as chairman of the foreign relations committee and former (key word) chair of the judiciary committee, I will move to impeach him." - Joe (Plugs) Biden (speaking about Bush)

Gotta love those hypocrites. Do I get extra cedit for over use of perentheses?

Blast From The Past

Back in the '80's, when I was first being introduced to desert camping, my buddy's dad "Uncle" Dave would always take us to this place called the Fortuna Foothills, just east of the Yuma/Mexifornia border. We were just punk-ass kids back then, more interested in lighting fireworks and shooting beer bottles than most anything else, but I can remember looking forward to the sun going down and the campfire being lit. It was always this time when Uncle Dave and his buddies would walk off in the distance for 10 minutes and then return to camp looking chinese-eyed and talking different. At the time, I had no idea what they were doing. Now? LMAO!

I can't remember there ever being a trip without one of those guys getting out their ghetto blaster around the campfire and picking up the Dr.Demento Show on some radio station in Yuma. I used to really love listening to that shit. I thought it was hilarous. I guess back then, I liked most anything with cussing and/or "adult" content in some form or another. Dr.Demento never left us hangin' either. Thank GOD the censorship nazi's didn't have the strength back then that they have now. Fuck! Those are some fond childhood memories of mine. Tonight Uncle Dave emailed me some old pictures of those days with this Youtube link. I remember hearing this song when I didn't even know (or care) who Queerdaffy was. Now I know who he is, and would certainly kill the son of a bitch if I ever had that golden opportunity.

I'm not sure what it was, maybe a 'contact high' from Uncle Dave's stoner buddies back then, but 30 years ago I thought this song was hilarious. WTF? That must have been one hell of an acid trip Dr. Demento was on when writing his material, or I was on when I found it as funny as I did. There's no other logical explanation for it. The man was higher than outer space.

So those fine, upstanding citizens of Labia want a new muzzie leader? No problem. I have a solution. Let's kill two birds with one stone and just give them ours. Problem solved.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

It's Dead

I'm liking Herman Cain more and more.

CD Moved?

I didn't know you moved to Sweden.

Monday, March 21, 2011


Who writes this crap?

Seriously, who writes this crap?

Sales of previously owned U.S. homes fell unexpectedly sharply in February and prices touched their lowest level in nearly nine years, implying a housing market recovery was still a long off.

First off, unexpectedly sharply? Maybe someone can look this up for me, but I'm pretty sure it is poor form to use two adverbs consecutively in a sentence. And of course the end of that sentence doesn't work, either. And, finally, we all know the housing market is nowhere near recovery! Holy shit who are these people?!

If I read the word unexpected in another got damn article some heads are gonna fuckin' roll!! There is nothing UNEXPECTED about sluggish home sales. There is nothing UNEXPECTED about rising or stagnant unemployment. There is nothing UNEXPECTED about rising consumer prices. So fucking stop with it already! Journalism is dead in this country. I guess Sean Hannity was right when he declared this back in 2008. He only meant objective journalism but I'm going to add grammar and basic common sense to that as well. I am UNEXPECTEDLY perturbed over this stupid fucking housing article.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

FOD Early

Ya' gotta love this headline on Drudge.

MARCH 19, 2011
OBAMA: 'Today we are part of a broad coalition. We are answering the calls of a threatened people. And we are acting in the interests of the United States and the world'...

MARCH 19, 2003
BUSH: 'American and coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations to disarm Iraq, to free its people and to defend the world from grave danger'...

I wonder how your former pastor feels about you bombing his buddy? How are you anti-war lefties liking The Chocolate Jebus? How does Screwy Loui feel?


It is all coming unravelled. Where is that spine of steel Plugs talked about?

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Greedy Bastids

When it comes to sports, nothing turns me off more than millionaires (the players) squabbling with billionaires (the owners). Because in the end, we the fans are the only people who really get fucked. Don't believe me? How much did those tickets cost? How much did it cost to buy some hotdogs for the kids and a couple of draft beers for yourself? How much for that new jersey? Yeah. That's what I thought. And even though you personally voted down the tax levy for the new stadium, you were outnumbered by the sheeple. So you get to pay for that, too. Hell, up here in Seattle, the Seahawks had the gall to come after us a second time because they blew their budget we voted on the first time. Thankfully, Seattle drew the line in the sand and the organization had to find the final funds elsewhere. Professional sporting events used to be a family-friendly affair. Now it's just a corporate orgy fest for the privileged few. Fuck 'em.

I was born and raised in Dallas, TX and my favorite sports team of all time is the Dallas Cowboys by birthright. But I have to tell you, I think I might be finished. I've talked to a few people who have attended some Cowboys games at their new stadium and I guess the whole experience is one big corporate pick-pocket. In my opinion, Cowboys Stadium is so huge and so expensive that it stands as the trophy of greed that has become professional sports. And as long as the people show their patronage, the greed will perpetuate with no end in sight. It's no longer about maximizing customer satisfaction and earning an honest and reasonable profit while keeping government at arm's length. Rather, it's about fucking the customers and raping the market for as much as it can possibly tolerate while feeding and snuggling up close to Big Government in exchange for favors that warp the free market to the corporations' advantages. But I digress...

I don't have to support professional sports any longer and I won't. The recent decision by the players union to decertify and sue the NFL for antitrust violations really just rubs me the wrong way. This whole case personifies why I hate unions so fucking much and why I'm about to toss professional sports away altogether. One of the big sticking points appears to be the union's demand to see the owners' financial statements. Excuse me??!! That's like me walking into my boss' office and declaring, "Open your books, pal, and I'll tell you how much my next paycheck will be." Pathetic. And then we hear that Adrian Peterson, the $10.7 million per year star running back for the Minnesota Vikings, declares that the NFL is "modern-day slavery." Hey fuckface!!! I'll be a slave for $10.7 million per year. You bet! And really that comment just shows that this douchenozzle doesn't know anything about history. For if he did, he would understand how utterly ridiculous that statement is. That's almost as bad as the Nazi comparisons people toss around freely here in America when the political heat gets just a little too hot.

And that's all this is really about. It's about money and it will be resolved one way or another. There are other issues like the proposed 18-game season and some health care concerns but I've been told that the owners were accommodating in those areas. So it's just about money. And you can bet your hard-earned money that ticket prices will go up again and so will concessions costs and especially merchandise. But as long as people just keep sucking it up, the vicious cycle will continue ad infinitum.

I stopped a while back. The baseball strike pushed me halfway out of the seat, and the steroids pushed me all the way out for good. The NBA strike from...oh what maybe 10 years ago?...sent me a packing. And then there was this little incident.

Unbelievable. And only in Detroit.

So now we have an NFL strike. The lawsuits have been filed and we learn that Von Miller, Texas A&M middle linebacker who will be drafted next month, is listed as a plaintiff in the class-action lawsuit against the NFL (Brady vs. NFL) and will represent the upcoming 2011 draft class. That's precious. Here we have a bunch of draftees suing their future employers alongside current players who make more in one year than most Americans will earn in 10 to 20 years. These are people with really good paying jobs going on strike. Well, I have two words for the NFLPA, the AFL-CIO, the SEIU, all public teacher unions and all the rest of the labor unions representing private and especially public employees, "FUCK YOU!!" And thank you professional sports for shitting on your fans yet again. One day a few too many like me won't be coming back and then you'll notice.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

The California DGS Can Kiss My Ass!

Back on December 20 of last year it was pouring down rain on my commute home from work. I was on I-15 South stuck in bumper to bumper traffic and cruising at an intense 3 mph. My windshield was starting to fog up so I grabbed a rag from under the seat and started wiping the fog away. I’m talking a brief few seconds just to clear the windshield on my side. Well, that was all it took to take my attention off of driving, just enough time for me to not notice the traffic ahead was now stopped. When I did notice and hit the brakes it was a split-second too late, as I gently tapped the bumper of the dude in front of me. At first I thought I braked in time but then the guy turned on his right turn signal and pulled off onto the shoulder. Fuck. Well, because we were going so slow there shouldn’t be any damage. No big deal right?

So I grab my registration, proof of insurance and a scrap piece of paper ready to exchange information with this guy. As I approached I just said, “Fuck man, I’m sorry. At least we were only creeping along; I don’t even see any damage.” I go to hand the guy my information and he says, “Well I hate to tell you this, but it’s not as easy as you think. We’re going to be here a while.” As he’s saying this, he’s pulling a badge around his neck from under his jacket, “You rear-ended an undercover police officer driving a State vehicle. I have to call my supervisor and find out what he wants me to do.” I’m thinking to myself, “Fuck bro, there’s no damage to your car, and I can live with a bent front license place on my truck. Let’s just call it good and hit the road. I still have Christmas shopping to do.” His supervisor tells him to wait for the Highway Patrol to show up and take a report. WTF! A report for what? Incidental contact between bumpers resulting in ZERO damage? After about 20 minutes CHP shows up, takes a report, we exchange information and I’m on my way. When I got home, I let my insurance company know what happened, they said they would handle it, and for the most part, I never thought about the incident again. Until Tuesday.

Tuesday I get this letter from the California DGS. Okay, we’re talking almost exactly three months after the accident and the State is just now trying to get in touch with me about taking care of the “damage”? On top of that, they opened the letter with this subtle paragraph:

We are writing to notify you that your name will be submitted to the California Franchise Tax Board for an intercept of any money that may be owed to you by the State of California. This action is being taken in an attempt to recover the costs incurred by the Department of Corrections to repair a state-owned vehicle damaged on the above captioned date of loss. As a result of our investigation, we have determined that you were responsible for this loss. In the event you are owed a tax refund or you win a California Lottery prize, the Franchise Tax board will intercept from that money the amount you owe this agency.

What. The. Fuck? So if I’m reading this right, the state of California is taking it upon themselves to assume that I’m not going to pay so they are going to ‘intercept’ my State tax refund and/or any Lottery winnings? Sorry assholes, but you are shit out of luck on both counts. Every year for at least the last decade I have owed the State money. I think the most was $5 one year, but nevertheless, I never get money back from the State. And on that Lottery thing? I don’t waste my money on the pipe dream of becoming an instant millionaire for doing absolutely nothing but picking some fucking numbers at random. You are shit out of luck there too assholes. Fuck. You.

I guess what pisses me off right off the bat is the threatening letter with an attempted intimidating first paragraph basically telling me that they are going to do whatever the fuck they want with money that is mine. Talk to my insurance assholes. That’s why I have insurance, not to mention that it’s the fucking law. Again, Fuck you!

So I called my insurance company and told them about this letter I received from the State and ask them why that letter was sent to me in the first place, and if there were any problems with this particular claim. The dude I was talking to on the phone told me that the State’s invoice of $896.90 was to repair the rear end damage as well as “the front end damage.” Front end damage? What front end damage? I was crawling along at a smooth 3 mph when I tapped this guy’s bumper. The only damage, if any, was maybe paint being chipped off of the piece of shit ’07 Impala’s rear bumper, and the damage to my ego, but no way in hell did I push his car into something resulting in front end damage. Total bullshit! The damage to the front of this car was already there before I even entered the picture.

I made a call to the DGS yesterday right after I hung up with my insurance co. I was pretty fired up and ready to chew some State employee’s ass! I had my argument all laid out and ready to lay into this bitch who’s name is at the bottom of this letter. Typical of the State of California, all I got was voicemail, so I left a message for Carmen Casey, Risk Analyst, to call me back regarding their claim. Typical of the State of California, I never got a call back. I called again first thing this morning and Carmen picked up the phone. I gave her their claim number and asked why they were sending me this rude letter instead of sending it to my insurance co. In her fucked up broken English, she said that it was sent to me because my insurance only paid for $500 +/- instead of the full $896.90 and that I was responsible for paying the balance. I was trying to figure out a way to bait her into mentioning the front end damage, but next thing I knew, she was telling me that I was responsible for the repairs to the front end as well. Politely, I asked her, “Front end damage? Why am I responsible for the front end? I barely tapped his rear bumper and there wasn’t any damage to that, much less the front.” She was obviously frustrated that I had my shit together and was challenging her bullshit. She fired back something like, “Well, it ‘s pretty clear that the front was damaged from me tapping the rear bumper, or the body shop wouldn’t have fixed it.” What the fuck? Because the body shop of the State’s choice repaired something having nothing to do with this accident, it’s “clear that the front was damaged from me tapping the rear bumper”? That doesn’t even make one bit of sense. Well, I suppose it does make sense to the lunatics on the left that have run this state right into the shitter, but I’m not buying it. I told Carmen that she needed to read the accident report as taken down by one of her own State employees, the CHP. She was clearly frustrated at this point and started getting shitty with me. I didn’t let her get far before I fired back a bunch of expletives in between telling her how fucked up California is because of liberal retards in government. She didn’t say a word, so I politely asked to speak to her supervisor. I think she was relieved that she didn’t have to deal with me anymore because I was transferred instantly to Pete, the Supervisor. I politely explained to Pete my problem with the whole scenario. He told me that he would take care of it and that they would be sending me another letter stating that this claim is paid for and resolved and that I am no longer on the hook for anything else. We’ll see… I thanked him for his time and told him that Carmen is an incompetent, unqualified waste of taxpayer money and definitely not cut out for a government “customer service” type of position, but if there was an opening for a miserable, angry and ignorant bitch, she would excel beyond anyone’s expectations. Yeah I know, ‘government’ and ‘customer service’ should never be used in the same sentence if one desires to get a serious message across.

To sum it all up…

Had my insurance company not caught the State’s attempted double-dipping on the body work to a State vehicle, and had I not made a few investigative phone calls, the state of Califuckingfornia would’ve skated by with a free repair at my insurance co.’s expense, and ultimately at my expense. Fuck you Carmen Casey you over-paid, useless, ignorant little bitch, Fuck You California DGS you dishonest group of government thieves and incompetent fucks, and Fuck You over-paid, over-compensated Califuckinfornian state employees for continuing to be a collossal waste of taxpayer money and a burden on the citizens of this state.

Now why don’t you just pucker up and kiss my ass!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

He Must Be Exhausted

After all the hard work of picking his Final 4 teams King Hope-a-dope must be running on empty. He needs to take a weekend in Rio and relax. Such a great leader we have. Thank goddess he is behind the wheel.

As Jay Carney said today when asked if the Peeresident was going to postpone his trip to Rio "This is a crisis in Japan not in The United States"

I bed to differ Jay, there is a crisis in the United States, and your boss is the head of it.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Take a Guess

What party is proposing what bill?

Bill to ban candles and air fresheners in public places.

And a 'loser pays' system.  It would require that when a lawsuit is declared to be 'frivolous,' the person who filed the lawsuit will be responsible for paying the defendant's legal fees.

This should be pretty easy.

FOD (late)

Let's see:

It's an apocalypse in Japan, and there is a very real threat of a major nuclear meltdown that could have widespread consequences. 2,000 bodies just washed up on their shores.

The economy is melting down along with Japan's nuclear reactors. Since no one else is saying it I will, "Hyperinflation is here!" Sorry but when gasoline is touching $4 a gallon and I'm paying close to $8 for six tomatoes on the vine at fucking Safeway guess what? That's inflation!

The Middle East is a massive blood fight in the sand box.

And the federal government continues to pass continuing budget resolutions because it is unwilling or unable to establish a formal budget. And we are now approaching the debt ceiling yet again along with deficits as far as the eye can see. Fire up those printing presses!

But that's OK. Obama is taping his NCAA brackets today!! And while Japan drowns in radiation and scoops up dead bodies from the beaches, he plays a nice round of golf on Sundays. The leader is in da house!! Fuck this son of a bitch.

Monday, March 14, 2011


Been a while since I have posted a FOD. There really hasn't been anything that has stuck out to me to post about. But then MessNBC comes through for us!

Finally, the truth comes out. No one criticizes Pharaoh CoonCracker because he is a black liberal.

Fuck you Obama, and all you left wing hypocrites. I hope you all get a case of anal warts.


Here is some extra footage you may not have seen. Well, maybe clips from it but this is the whole video. I am still in shock over this disaster.

Saturday, March 12, 2011


Friday, March 11, 2011

It's Friday Let's Jam!

Thursday, March 3, 2011


I guess this is the ghetto version of the sybian! Straight outta Compton!!