Chuck Schumer took to the airwaves to to tell Texas to give up on the fight for Houston to get one of the Space Shuttles. Here is his argument.
Hey Chuck. New York deserves the shuttle like Obama deserves a second term. What did New York do to help launch us into space? Zip diddly shit. That's what. Nothing against y'all in NY but the space center is located IN Houston! The Space Program was birthed there. Houston deserves it! Houston is also pronounced with an H Chucky, you fuckhead. It isn't spelled Ouston. If you are going to throw down a challenge, at least pronounce the name of the challenged correctly you ginormous twait (that's a cross between a twit and a twat).
Then you have the chutzpah to steal OUR slogan and use it against us?! Don't Mess with New York? I thought it was I Love New York? And I would, even more, if they would vote your imbecilic ass out of office.
Well, Little Chuckie McFuckface. I don't know if you are aware of this, but, we also have another saying here in Texas.
You fucking sanctimonious asshole.