Tuesday, April 19, 2011

One Of These Days, Bang Zoom, Straight To The Moon

Chuck Schumer took to the airwaves to to tell Texas to give up on the fight for Houston to get one of the Space Shuttles. Here is his argument.

Hey Chuck. New York deserves the shuttle like Obama deserves a second term. What did New York do to help launch us into space? Zip diddly shit. That's what. Nothing against y'all in NY but the space center is located IN Houston! The Space Program was birthed there. Houston deserves it! Houston is also pronounced with an H Chucky, you fuckhead. It isn't spelled Ouston. If you are going to throw down a challenge, at least pronounce the name of the challenged correctly you ginormous twait (that's a cross between a twit and a twat).

Then you have the chutzpah to steal OUR slogan and use it against us?! Don't Mess with New York? I thought it was I Love New York? And I would, even more, if they would vote your imbecilic ass out of office.

Well, Little Chuckie McFuckface. I don't know if you are aware of this, but, we also have another saying here in Texas.

You fucking sanctimonious asshole.


Anonymous said...

Dude makes me sick. Whenever I look at him I always imagine the intense satisfaction I would feel beating the shit out of this mother fucker.

CharlieDelta said...

I know that was only 1:07 long, but his continued use of YOUston was really getting on my nerves. And I'm with Paul. I would take great pleasure in knocking his teeth down his throat.

I've only heard a little on this topic. Who's the fucking genius that chose New York over YOUston in the first place? He should have his ass severely beat down too!

What a conceited fuck Schmuckie is. Who gives a fuck if New York is supposedly "The World's most popular vacation spot"? Like kerrcarto said, they didn't have a fucking thing to do with our space success, unless you count them staying in New York (and OUT of space) and continuing to be the fucking rude, conceited NY pricks I have always known them to be. Can you imagine how embarassing it would've been on one of our journey's to space, to come across a couple cool mellow martians burning a doobie and drinkin' 40's and having to explain the unique douchebaggery of the NY douche to them? Like why he was just helping himself to beer that wasn't his, and nigger-lipping the joint after bogarting it? Oh man. Those martians would have instantly classified Americans in space as one of those, "There goes the neighborhood" moments.

Of course there are exceptions to the rule, but I try not to subscribe to that notion if I can help it. The exception is the exception for a reason. It means that it's rare, so fuck off NY'ers, and FUCK YOU Chuck, you fucking Schmuck!

FHB said...

What a dick that guy is.

Tim said...

One shuttle is going to the Smithsonian in D.C. No problem there. Another is going to the Kennedy Space Center in Florida - also understandable. But NY and LA?!? What do either of those places have to do with the space program. Oh, wait ... they voted for obama in '08, and Texas didn't.

Fuck 'em.

P.S. - Love the graphic.

Harper said...

The suggestion that BHO swayed the decision is one of the things he got snippy about to a Dallas reporter.

What gets me is that Houston/Mission Control saved the lives of Apollo 13 astronauts. Texans felt and heard the demise of Columbia and then helped recover the debris. I'm with Tim, WTF has NY or LA ever done for the space program other than vote for the dick that wants to shut down NASA?

davidc said...

Tell him to shove that shuttle up his a** !!!

Bear said...

I have a great idea.

Let them keep the shuttle. Fill it to the gills with as many of those citified fucks as inhumanly possible, then send that fuckin' thing to space and let it there.

Ain't nothin' to like about that fuckin' city. The less of 'em, the better.

Fukitol said...

Correction, Harper.

Cooncracker did not shut down NASA.

If you recall last July, Cooncracker reassigned NASA to dune coon land to suck Moo-slime dick.

This of course all happened with the Cooncracker notifying Al Jazeera before he let the congresscritters in on his actions.


I say the fucking Cooncracker had everything to do with Texas not getting a shuttle.

The Cooncracker has systematically scrubbed every piece of relevance to our nations history such as "endowed by our creator" when citing our Declaration of Independence in speeches, covers the Cross when speaking at Georgetown and Notre Dame, so it would not be out of the question for the Cooncracker to wash Huston from history in the relevance of first to walk on the moon with denying a shuttle as legacy.

Face it, these commie Dimocrat fuckers have been trying to rewrite our history for decades.

But, that's just my 2¢