Herman Cain and Ron Paul mopped 'em up. That could be a winning ticket right there. I doubt the Commie Administration starring dickface and wankpole could handle either of these guys in any debate.
The problem is that most of the voters in this country don't pay attention to debates, candidate's background, platform, character, etc. Otherwise obama never would have been elected in the first place.
I don't know how y'alls feel about it, but I'm more than ready for a President Cain. He is a Man, and a damn fine one in the capacity of how President Reagan was a Man. When Cain's response was he wouldn't release the pictures of the dead raghead it didn't bother me one bit because I feel I can take what he says for his word and his word is bond. That fraudulent halfrican motherfucker in the White House today could tell me that it's dark out at midnight and I'd still have to verify it for myself to believe it.
The halfrican motherfucker was gifted a dead terrorist from W's policy and merely stayed out of the way allowing the SEALs to do what no other on this planet can do better, and the TOTUS motherfucker does his 2012 victory lap around NY and still ends up turning the official White House story into something that reads like it written by Abbottabad and Costellobad.
But, with Cain, I'm afraid in this nation of violence inciting Lefty fuckers like Michael Moore and all the other usual race hustling suspects that a respectable, successful Conservative raised in a household of Traditional American Values who happens to be Black would prolly require the life insurance policy of a VP West or Palin or Bachmann and most likely vice versa.
All the aforementioned names work for me. Santorum too. All good folks who are marginalized by the Neo-Com's in the MSM and their parasitic lemmings.
As for Uncle Squeaky. Anything beyond being a pit bull on the Federal Reserve? No thanks. Demilitarize and Coke, Heroine & Hookers for everybody? Yannow, it's just living proof that even if he dropped his drawers center stage and took a dump that the Paultards would cheer.
FOD is the brainchild of Paul, who hates Mondays almost as much as he hates the Cooncracker. You don't have to fly the one fingered salute. But it helps. Send your picture to gravdigr@cebridge.net Put FOD in the subject line.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
~Sir Winston Churchill
To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
~Homer Simpson
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. ~W.C. Fields
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. ~Hunter S. Thompson
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
Here's to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one! ~Author Unknown
Once during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
~Cliff Clavin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
~ Dave Barry
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~Henny Youngman
Our Lager which art in barrels Swallowed be thy drink At home, as it is in the tavern Forgive our spillages As we forgive those who spill against us Lead us not into incarceration But deliver us from hangover For thine is the beer, the bitter and the barley. Barmen ~The Beer's Prayer
Alcohol May Be Man's Worst Enemy
But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy
~ Frank Sinatra
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink…If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. - Charles Bukowski
The liver is evil and must be punished. - Author Unknown
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -Homer Simpson
Write drunk; edit sober. - Ernest Hemingway
I take every day one beer at a time, one beer every sip at a time. - Dennis Leary
Alcohol doesn't solve your problems...but then,neither does milk. - W.C. Fields
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." ~ Dave Barry
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Fuck off, Harry (above).
The problem is that most of the voters in this country don't pay attention to debates, candidate's background, platform, character, etc. Otherwise obama never would have been elected in the first place.
I like Cain and Santorum. Both men are willing to say what they mean and mean what they say. If you don't like it. Tough.
Get one of them in and have them appoint Ron Paul as head of the fed!
What did I miss? Damn, who deleted the wisdumb coming from "Harry's" keyboard?
CD, you didn't miss anything. Harry was nothing special - just a spam post (Free Credit Report or some such nonsense).
Thanks CenTexTim. Damn, I'm feeling a little fired up today, ready to fuck with some trolls too!
I don't know how y'alls feel about it, but I'm more than ready for a President Cain. He is a Man, and a damn fine one in the capacity of how President Reagan was a Man. When Cain's response was he wouldn't release the pictures of the dead raghead it didn't bother me one bit because I feel I can take what he says for his word and his word is bond. That fraudulent halfrican motherfucker in the White House today could tell me that it's dark out at midnight and I'd still have to verify it for myself to believe it.
The halfrican motherfucker was gifted a dead terrorist from W's policy and merely stayed out of the way allowing the SEALs to do what no other on this planet can do better, and the TOTUS motherfucker does his 2012 victory lap around NY and still ends up turning the official White House story into something that reads like it written by Abbottabad and Costellobad.
But, with Cain, I'm afraid in this nation of violence inciting Lefty fuckers like Michael Moore and all the other usual race hustling suspects that a respectable, successful Conservative raised in a household of Traditional American Values who happens to be Black would prolly require the life insurance policy of a VP West or Palin or Bachmann and most likely vice versa.
All the aforementioned names work for me. Santorum too. All good folks who are marginalized by the Neo-Com's in the MSM and their parasitic lemmings.
As for Uncle Squeaky. Anything beyond being a pit bull on the Federal Reserve? No thanks. Demilitarize and Coke, Heroine & Hookers for everybody? Yannow, it's just living proof that even if he dropped his drawers center stage and took a dump that the Paultards would cheer.
Just my 2¢ rant
Time for some beers...
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