Well, Caliph Coonckacker has done it. According to a poll out of Norf Korea America is the un-happiest place on the planet. :~(
According to the poll, China has happy written all over it. As well as Cuba and Iran (they just LOVE pulling their 1955 Chevy's with their donkeys/camels)
The Cooncracker needs to hurry up and finish communizing our country so we can be as hap hap fucking happy as all the third world shit piles the Norf loves so much.
I mean, just look how happy SHE is.