Saturday, June 18, 2011

Saturday Night Chill



Happy fathers day to you Pauldo! And to my bro CD, maybe one day you will find a girl drunk enough to let you stick your babymaker in her and…Cheers ya fucks.

We are off in the morning to go hang out, grill some steaks and take Shiner breweries stock up a few notches at my Opa's. 91 years old and still sharp as a tack. See y'all fuckers Monday.

3 comments:

CharlieDelta said...

LMAO! kerrcarto, drunk chicks that like to bang are a dime a dozen around here. Give me 15 minutes in Pacific Beach, Mission Beach, or (if I want to score some LSD) Ocean Beach, and I guarantee I could have a drunk 21 yr. old SDSU chick in my truck, slippery wet, and ready to cum home with me. That includes getting some road-head on the drive back to my place too. I got that out of my system in my late 20's...

[Reflecting on some fond memories of my 20's]

...Anyways, now that I'm older I have an entirely different perspective on the dirty deeds done dirt cheap. Quantity doesn't do much for me. I'm all about quality. And that, my friend, is practically extinct in San Diego unless you're made of money and enjoy the company and conversation of materialistic whores. As far as me having kids goes? Fuck. No. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing that I brought a poor, innocent child into this fucked up world only to be a future slave of the U.S. Government, if not the Chinks first. Nope. Not me. But I digress...

Happy Father's Day Paul and kerrcarto; my drunkass criplet brothers from other mothers. I hope your familes treat you fucks like kings for the day. And Happy Father's Day to any of our readers/commenters that happen to be dads. Drink lots of beer, eat lots of food, burp, fart, scratch your nuts in public without shame, and have yourselves an all around kickass day.

Paul said...

Thanks dudes! I aint doing shit today other than firing up the grill and downing some cold ones.

PeggyU said...

Happy (belated) Father's Day to two of you. Happy FOD day, just for CD!!!