I like Sarah Palin but if she can't handle the Democrats and their antics in Alaska what makes us think she can take on those sorry fucks in Washington, DC? Remember, she resigned her post, and I don't think that was a wise move regardless of her motivations. That being said, I cringe whenever I hear the hate spewing out from the left and the right against Sarah Palin. I don't understand it because who would you rather have Palin or Pelosi? Yeah, that's what I thought. Fucking Nancy the nasty cunt skank whore. There's a bitch I love to hate right there. Sarah Palin a Vice President? Yeah, I'd vote that.
Mitt Romney. Wow. No fucking way. I don't care how clean this fucker is. He was the governor of Massachusetts (Problem No. 1) and ushered in RomneyCare (Problem No. 2). Of course, he's trying to distance himself from that. Sorry dude. Fail. He sliced his own Achilles tendon right there, and I don't want this man anywhere near the White House. Why he polls so well is beyond me. Maybe folks believe he's our only hope against the Cooncracker. Please. Fuck this guy.
Who else we got? Some governors like Pawlenty and Daniels. Rick Santorum? *YAWN* I might get a boner if Rick Perry runs, but I don't know what's going through his mind right now? Does he really want the Presidency? So I'm on the fence until I hear otherwise. Perry is also a Texan and I think Bush still leaves a bad taste in our mouths despite the Obama disaster. So, unfortunately, a Texas candidate I don't think is politically wise. The media will align Perry with Bush and that will be some tough rhetoric to fight. Maybe 2016 for a Perry candidacy. Again, let's see what he decides. I do like Perry, though.
Ron Paul is another bad-ass but also a Texan. I agree with most everything he says, but he's simply unelectable. And we all know this. But he would make a great Federal Reserve Chairman. Hell, whose to say he wouldn't show up to the Federal Reserve the first day on the job, evacuate the building, and blow that fucker up? I can dream can't I?
So here's the winning ticket:
Michele Bachmann for President. She is a dignified woman who carries herself well. She's smart. She has private sector experience. She has a strong political track record. She may sound flaky occasionally but over time she'll shore all that up. She is not ridden with scandal. She is a strong conservative woman and she ain't that bad looking either. She has five children and also raised foster kids. So she has a compassionate history that will go over well with independent voters, particularly women. I think she would make a fine President and my favorite candidate at the moment. Issue by issue, she gets a check mark next to each category. The media also hates her, which makes her candidacy even sweeter. She polls very well. She came out of nowhere and that's got a lot of people scared. This is good. We like scared!
Herman Cain for Vice President. I don't think Cain has the political experience to improve his electability and polls show it. But that just opens the door to become a running mate. Herman Cain has a business resume that will kick your ass. Having rescued a large corporation from bankruptcy, Herman Cain is exactly who we need in a top leadership position. He knows exactly how to fix our budgetary problems and I'll bet you anything this man knows how to navigate the negotiating table. Having little political experience, this man will poison the water in Washington, DC. The X-Factor. He has no scandalous history. He is strong and is about as politically correct as Congressman Allen West. I love Herman Cain! And holy fucking shit I hate Washington, DC!!
So there's your winning ticket: Bachmann/Cain
A female President and a black Vice President. Politically, that's a perfect storm against the communist left. Good luck defeating that ya sick fucking commie bastards.