gottagetdrunkfirst: Mossberg

Monday, July 25, 2011

Mossberg

I think I'm gonna get a Mossberg 590 after reading CharlieDelta's post below. Check this out.

Fuck you cabbage!

8 comments:

kerrcarto said...: I am wanting a Taurus Judge. That is one great home defense weapon! Close range? I win!

Only a couple more Benjamin's and that sucker is mine!; July 25, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Goldenrod said...: What, no watermelons?!?!

That video reminds me....I hate fucking Obama!!; July 25, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Paul said...: Yeah I know about that gun and have read several reviews on them. You're gonna have trouble finding .410 shotgun shells. Unless you're shooting snakes, none of the shot will be effective for home defense. So keep it loaded with .45 long colts. Let me know how you like it I'd like to get your take on it.; July 25, 2011 at 5:44 PM
CenTexTim said...: The bayonet may be a bit of an overkill, but it sure is cool.

The Judge is an interesting weapon, but I'm not convinced that .410 is adequate for slowing down or stopping a bad guy. It only penetrates a couple of inches, compared to the 15" penetration of the .45. Twelve inches is the recommended minimum (insert your own 'minimum length' joke here).

Go here for more info.; July 25, 2011 at 5:49 PM
kerrcarto said...: I already have a shotgun so The Judge is more of a WANT than a need.; July 25, 2011 at 6:32 PM
CharlieDelta said...: LMAO! BWAHAHAAHAHAA! Dude that's fucking funny right there. Canelopes and watermelons are fun to blast with the 12ga. too. Even Idaho spuds explode with juices. Awesome! When I found out the 590 has a bayonet lug, I started laughing because that's one of those "eeeeeeevil" "assault weapon" features that always gets libtards' panties all bunched up. Fuckface Feinstein soils herself at the mere mention of a bayonet. What's cool about it is that it has the same lug as the M4, so I already have a bayonet that will work. I'll probably have to mount it on the 590 for a lib-bashing photo-op on it's virgin voyage to destroy some shit.

Fuck you cabbage. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!; July 25, 2011 at 8:20 PM
Paul said...: Hey CD, go check out that website on the video.; July 26, 2011 at 12:23 AM
Anonymous said...: Ah.. the Taurus Judge. One recommendation is to load both types of ammo in different chambers. Hit em with the .410 first to get their attention, if they need more convincing the next round is the .45. With that in mind, Federal, Remington and Winchester have all come out with .410 rounds specifically made for the Judge. Buckshot & BB's. Winchester even has the combo pack of .410 & .45 in the same box. Efficient & Effective. Now if only I could fit it with a bayonet....; July 26, 2011 at 11:48 AM

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Monday, July 25, 2011

Mossberg

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