19 Saudi Crazies - AKA: The 9/11 Terrorists = The Department of Homeland Security is created. (Thanks G.W.B)
Richard Reid - AKA: The Shoe Bomber = We have to take our shoes off at the airport.
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab - AKA: The Underwear Bomber = TSA Crotch Assaults
WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. government is warning airlines that some terrorists are considering surgically implanting explosives into humans to carry out attacks.
There is no intelligence pointing to a specific plot, but the U.S. has shared this information with executives at domestic and international carriers.
Hope you ladies with breast implants are ready to show them puppies off to some TSA agent. He/She/It might even have to do some poking and prodding to make sure they are really fake (Is that an oxymoron?).
Hope you didn't just have a vasectomy. "Hey is that a fresh scar? We need to take you back into one of the deeper inspection rooms, where we have a surgeon on call."
Deeper down the rabbit hole we go folks.