Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Not To Steal Your Thunder...

...but, today was CD's last day in hell. Crackin' a beer for ya' bro!

I told him he should go out like scarface. No! Not shoot the place up, like this.

Unfourtunetly, his boss wasn't there so I told him just to shit in her desk drawer.

Texas awaits brother!


Don't give a Fuck!!

LOL!! Get da fuck outta da way!

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Gigantic Asshole

Whenever I turn on the TV or radio, or look in the paper, or hear people talking in public about the Cooncracker in Chief, a slew of adjectives instantly come to mind. Incompetent, ignorant, dishonest, insincere, crooked, Kenyan, evil, anti-American, narcissistic, bitter, phony, contaminated, underhanded, felonious, detestable, threatening, vitriolic, venomous, faux, hostile, corrupt, treasonous, wrong, spiteful, deplorable, unclean, bogus, unworthy, etc. I never really stopped to think about it, but all of those words can be wrapped up in just two simple words: Gigantic Asshole.

On a related side note, I heard a while back that Paul's nickname (or "pet” name) when he was in college was Gigantic Asshole. Not because of his personality. Paul is a great guy with a big heart. But, I have heard from a few independent sources that he was given that "pet" name by his wrestling coach, Dick Cummings one day after watching Paul bend over for the soap in the shower time after time, "almost seductively", says the coach who went on to say, "and his soap on a rope was clearly around his neck the entire time." This was a few weeks after a fierce and sweaty ‘wrestling match’ he had with Coach Cummings, the guidance consular Lance Gobbling, and a male cheerleader named Bruce Pitchman behind the hand-ball courts, once source told me. Let’s just say there were lots of hands on lots of balls that day, or so the story goes. I’m told it’s really twisted shit; so twisted and obscene that I can’t even post it here at GGDF, and we’ve posted some twisted shit before. But I digress...

I’m going to have to do some shopping around and see if I can find someone capable of printing this image on a few t-shirts for me. This would be one I would love to wear the next time I’m at Popeye’s Chicken or WalMart, or even the mall for that matter. They would also make a great stocking stuffer for that fucking annoying liberal tool on your Christmas list.

With friends like me, who needs assholes eh Paul? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Americas Finest Niggas: Congressional Addition

You want a war. Fucking bring it on. I am gotdamned sick of being labled a racist by people who will not let a white man into their "caucus", but I support and would vote for...

  1. La Shawn Barber, columnist and blogger
  2. Janice Rogers Brown, U. S. Circuit Court of Appeals judge
  3. Herman Cain, former chairman and CEO of Godfather’s Pizza
  4. Stephen L. Carter, professor at Yale Law School and Christianity Todaycolumnist
  5. Larry Elder, the “Sage from South Central”
  6. Ezola B. Foster, former V. P. canddiate for the Reform Party
  7. Ken Hamblin, the “Black Avenger”
  8. Roy Innis, chairman of the Congress of Racial Equality
  9. Kay Coles James, member of the NASA advisory council
  10. Alan Keyes, former U.N. Ambassador
  11. Alveda King, Senior Fellow at the Alexis de Tocqueville Institute
  12. Angela McGlowan, former Miss D. C., USA and political analyst
  13. Star Parker, founder and president of the Coalition on Urban Renewel and Education
  14. Condoleeza Rice, U.S. Secretary of State
  15. Thomas Sowell, Senior Fellow at the Hoover Institute
  16. Shelby Steele, fellow at the Hoover Institute
  17. Clarence Thomas, U. S. Supreme Court Justice
  18. J. C. Watts, former Congressional Representative from Oklahoma
  19. Armstrong Williams, businessman and writer
  20. Walter E. Williams, professor at George Mason University
  21. Col. Allen West, warrior and patriot.

Crackers for Cain!!

Monday, August 29, 2011

FOD 2: Rush Nails It

I Almost Forgot...

It is FOD!!! I think the link over at Drudge says it all. Three Minutes...Two Teleprompters

This asshole is fucking pathetic. Seriously? You can't even nominate someone to a job without having to read the prepared remarks? Gotdamn.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and I will never need a teleprompter to say that. Douchebag.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Crackers Unite

I gotta get me one of these!

Saturday Jams

A little play on Waylon.

And Rod Stewart

CharlieDelta's new squeeze

With friends like me, who needs enemies, right?

Friday, August 26, 2011

Probably Did It

I can see him doing this. 

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

If u c4n r34d th15 u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The Shores Of Tripoli

i with more guns. BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The UN is fucking pathetic. Do I see a victory peace sign? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Neither Of You Two

The dude narrating the Honey Badger was neither of you. It was Gadahn the American least intimidating terrorist in the world. What a faggotty sounding asshole.

Honey badger don't care...

...honey badger don't give a shit!

Some of you have probably already seen this but some friends of mine showed it to me this weekend at a party. LMAO! Some humor for the shittiest day of the week: Monday!

Update: CharlieDelta loves the narrating and wishes he could talk with a lisp like that.

Three Years

It seems like yesterday. Love ya' mom. See you on the other side.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

FOD II - Ignore The Truth, Crucify Whitey

King Niggerhonkey's DHS Chief, Janet Incompetano, demonstrates once again just how out of touch with reality she and the lunatics on the left really are. Are you fucking serious Janet? It's whitey that we have to worry about huh? War veterans, Tea Party members, opponents of big government, and gun owners.........especially the honkeys? The incompetence of this administration is mind boggling. I don't know what boggles my mind more; the level of incompetence on the left, or the fact that there are so many dumb motherfuckers in this country able to vote. Here's the latest bullshit Public Suckmydick Announcement from the worst administration in the history of the United States.

For the safety of your monitor and anything breakable in your immediate vicinity, you may want to remove all firearms, baseball bats, golf clubs, bowling balls, rocks, hammers, frozen fish, and anything else you may use to demolish your monitor in mere seconds. You may also want to keep a barf bag or two handy.

Don't you just feel so safe with JanNUT Incompetano at the DHS wheel? It's insane! "If you see something, say something." Are you serious? That's the best the head of DHS can come up with to protect The UNITED STATES against another attack by the dirty, stinkbeard, goat-fucking moose-limbs? If that's the case, we are totally fucked!

Someone going by "Anonymous" commented here earlier today on this post about how "it seems" the political motivation here at GGDF is "racially driven". Well Anonymous, speaking only for myself, as 1/3 owner of GGDF, I will say that my political motivation is definitely racially driven. I'll even go a little further and say that almost everything motivating me these days is racially driven. Why? Because the race card is thrown in my face everywhere I look, and it has been for decades. I'm fucking sick of it, and I'm going to point it out every fucking chance I get. Me? A racist? I don't think so. I'm more of a realist that can see through all the bullshit smoke and mirrors of political correctness and in the end, not be afraid to call a spade a spade. (Pun intended) If that makes me a racist in your eyes, then so be it. But you should really get your eyes checked...

FOD: Scowl

Apparently the Jabberwookie (like that one?)  and the Cooncracker don't talk a whole lot.

She is probably listening to one of his speeches, nah, on second thought it is probably Lil' Wayne or some other street thug Bullshit.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Friday Night Anarchy!!

No intro necessary. But I will say this; next time you're up on the ski slopes, hit that 420 up on top, and then crank this on your iPod while you're tearin' up the powder! Trust me. Happy Friday! Cheers!

Road Trip!

Fuck this shit! I'm outta here! Who wants to go to Reno? I'm drivin...

Ass, gas or grass. No one rides for free!

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Misery T-Shirts

LOL!! I'm not a Romney supporter but this is too funny! I just might have to buy one of these.

Update: Yeah I know, looks like the Romney site may be down; probably too much traffic considering this is linked on Drudge.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Fort Worth Forklift DWI

It is with deep regret that I must inform any of you that may happen know The Whited Sepulchre. When I turned on FoxNews this morning, I was shocked to see a shirtless TWS, slugging down Shiners while operating a stolen forklift in a low speed chase with Fort Worth Police yesterday.

During the whole ordeal, both police and witnesses say the suspect, [The Whited Sepulchre] of Fort Worth, was drinking beer and throwing the empties at passing vehicles. He was also said to have been cursing and mumbling something about President Obama, "hope" and "change" over and over as he had the pedal to the floor, doing a whopping 6mph in and out of traffic.

I was flabberghasted when I heard this part. Usually he's a mellow dude when he drinks. I wonder if someone slipped him a Mickey? Was he drinking on an empty stomach? Was he just fed up with this asshole TOTUS? Only TWS knows the answers to that. I was really blown away when I read this next part. It's so unlike TWS I still really cannot believe it.

"He would chug a beer and throw it back at the police officers," Lowery said. "Just veer left and right, left and right. Then he would yell at the top of his lungs, 'how do you like that hope and change now, assholes?' like he was high on glue or keyboard cleaner."

Now that I can believe! He has been known to have a dislike for law enforcement agencies that constantly abuse their power, but I never thought it would come to this. I know the Libertarian types are always mellow and rarely lose control. In fact, it's practically non-existant. I guess he must have finally snapped!

At one point, [TWS] jumped off the forklift, taunted police with obscene gestures and jumped back on the vehicle. Fort Worth police said an officer tried to hit [TWS] with a Taser but missed. TWS just laughed at the top of his lungs and fired back, "Is that all you got? You're Tazing skills are below rookie level, at best! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

That's because The Whited Sepulchre has cat-like, no..... ninja-like reflexes. That douchebag from The Matrix ain't got shit on TWS. Neither did the police officers in this case. Not even close.

[TWS] faces several charges, including the theft of the forklift, aggravated assault and felony DWI, because he has two prior DWIs according to police. Fort Worth police also found a car registered to [TWS] abandoned on the freeway near where the chase came to an end.

I wasn't aware that TWS had two priors. The judge is probably gonna throw the book at him for his third. Depending on his blood/alcohol levels he might have to do a little 3-month stint in County, and that's going to hurt big time in the bank account.

I'm thinking about starting up a PayPal account so I can solicit donations for his bail money, fines, 18 months of DUI class, weekly meetings at M.A.D.D., to get his car out of impound, and to get him a keg of Shiner just because it's the right thing to do. Keep your eyes out for that in the next couple days. Please just donate what you feel comfortable with. No one expects a full paycheck donation, but don't be a cheap bastard either.

The next few months are going to be really rough for TWS. I don't think he'll be able to blog from his 2x2x8 cell, so if you get the chance, wish him the best and give him some words of encouragement on his blog. It will only take a few moments of your time, and he could really use some support right now.*

Hang in there, buddy!

*DISCLAIMER: This post is total and complete 100% bullshit! Yes, 100% bullshit! This in no way was intended to cast a negative light on TWS. If you are a member of M.A.D.D. reading this, you can relax. I'm sure TWS is as sober as a judge when he steals his forklifts. And just so you know, I am a member of D.A.M.M. (Drunks Against Mad Mothers). I remember TWS telling me that he lives in Fort Worth, so I immediately thought of him when I saw this on the news. I had a couple hours to fuck around before the boss got in today, so I fabricated this bullshit story for my entertainment at TWS's expense. For that, I am guilty and will accept any retaliation that may come my way. Cheers, TWS!

Breaking News!

This just in...
Obama reversed the recession! Obama reversed the recession! Obama reversed the recession!

And coming up at the bottom of the hour:
Campaigning on the tax payer's dime, lying to America's face, and more theatrics on the Obama Bus Tour 2011. Stay tuned....

Monday, August 15, 2011

I Fixed It

I really wasn't in the mood to type for FOD. So...I fixed Paul's picture.

Think you're having a shitty day?

Ronald is always there for you. ROFL!

America's Finest Niggers VII

Niggering in DC.

Sad. All over the news. Every day. Niggers fucking shit up. What's the end game?

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Don't mess with Texas?

Rick Perry threw his hat in the ring but I'm on the fence. I like Governor Perry, but I also know a few things about politics. He has two problems facing him.

1) Most people don't realize that George W. Bush was born in Connecticut and connect Bush with the State of Texas because he has resided in the state for many years and is a former governor (I voted for Ann Richards fuck Bush). Furthermore, a strong proportion of our society still blames Bush for the mess we're in today. While there is no longer any merit to that argument, we can all blame Bush for Obama. After all, were it not for Richard Nixon, we would have never elected Carter and we all saw how that worked out. But I digress. The Commiecrats and their pals in the media will align Perry with Bush and that will be a tough battle. I can see it now, "Do you really want a third Bush term?" Trust me. That's the spin, and it could work. It defeated John McCain. It also defeated Dino Rossi for the Washington State Governorship and that's how we ended up with the magnificent cunt that is Christine Gregoire.

2) The State of Texas has I think something like a $28 billion budget deficit. Furthermore, of all the jobs created in the United States last year, half were located in Texas, which makes the budget deficit look even worse. Perry has a lot of explaining to do considering he has been the governor since 2000. And that's a significant tenure because Texas has had 46 governors since statehood in 1845. That means the average governor has served 3.6 years. So Perry has been at the helm for a long time. The November 2010 elections proved that Americans are fucking fed up with how out of control our fiscal situation is. Perry's foes will align him with Texas' budget deficit knowing that this is a hot topic with voters. This is exactly how Romney will be defeated for the Republican nomination. Remember, Romney was governor when Taxachusetts implemented their Socialist health care system (aka RomneyCare). Not good. If I were running against Perry, I would use the fiscal mismanagement strategy, and I promise you this topic will come up during the campaign. Texas has a nasty budget deficit, and Rick Perry is the governor.

Finally, and this may not be fair, but Texas does not have a good track record with regards to US Presidents. Dwight D. Eisenhower is the obvious exception. But Lyndon B. Johnson was a fucking douchebag and a Socialist pig. I have always believed that he was behind the John F. Kennedy assassination. He also ushered in his Great fucking Society which is partly responsible for the welfare mentality we are suffering from today. I spit on LBJ freeway in Dallas every time I drive on it (which I haven't in a long time now). Lyndon Johnson joins Jimmy Carter and Woodrow Wilson and soon Barack Obama in the "Wow We Fucking Suck" club. Again, George W. was born in Connecticut and George H. W. in Massachusetts but many associate both men with the State of Texas, and that's unfortunate. History will not be kind to either men.

Can Rick Perry survive the Texas label stamped squarely on his forehead? We'll see.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

A Texan's Answer To Welfare

This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco , TX Nov 18, 2010
Put me in charge . . .
Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for
Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans,
blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want
steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.
Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine and document all tattoos and
piercings. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, smoke or get tats and piercings, then get a job.
Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks?  You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your "home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or X-box 360, then get a job and your
own place.
In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the “common good.”
Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of
the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules.. Before
you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.
If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.
AND While you are on Government subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Government welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Batting Practice

Too fuckin' cool!

Honed Out

Getting a little wallowed out there Bawney?

It's Zombie Killing Time

I've always been a huge fan of the Zombie flicks from the first time I remember seeing one. There's just something cool about killing freaks that are already dead. Kinda gives one a sense of power and super hero strength. Especially with a nice clean head shot! I love it. As a teenager my favorites were the ones most recognized; the original Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, and the hilarious remake of Dawn of the Dead in 2004, which I really should own on DVD because the entertainment value of it gets a solid "10" from me. I haven't seen the DOTD remake in a while, but I remember leaving the theater not knowing if what I had just watched was supposed to be a horror movie, a thriller or a comedy. I probably laughed harder in those two hours than I do when watching another dumbass liberal struggle to come up with anything close to resembling a fact in a political debate. I even laughed harder than when I saw the long face of Ketchup Boy followed by little Haircut Boy on the verge of total crybaby breakdown when they had to concede that Dubya/Cheney kicked their asses in '08. And let me tell you, I laughed so hard that day my stomach still hurts. That's one of those moments I could relive again and again. After seeing those two pictures from the 2004 GOC Archives, I'm laughing just as hard right now. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But this is about zombies and the killing of zombies. Something I've only dreamed of being able to do for all these years. Until now, that is. The other night while up late drinking beer and looking to spend some money, I came across Zombie Industries via Atlantic Firearms. I liked what I saw right away, so I planted my feet there for a while and checked out some of their products. If I would've perused their site a little more before throwing down the Visa, I probably would've spent five times as much as I did. Lucky for me, I wasn't so drunk that I was Donald fucking Trump in my mind that night. Drunk online shopping can be dangerous sometimes. Really dangerous.

In less than five minutes I had some shit in my cart and was on my way to checkout. Usually when I'm hammered I sit there and ponder for a while if I really need what I'm buying and most of the time I cancel before the damage is done. This time? Nope! I liked what I had in my shopping cart, and I was pretty fucking confident that it was something that I needed! So I pulled the trigger and instantly had that gratifying sound of an "Order Confirmed" email in my inbox. I love that in-and-out shopping. No traffic, no crowds, no problems. And I can drink while I'm shopping without the pimple-faced rent-a-cop at the mall hassling me about "open container" and "illegal" or "the police have been called" and all of that shit he's usually barking at me.

So I picked up the Chris Bleeding Target and a Sampler Exploding Targets Case, shipped to my front door FEDEX Ground for a little under $200.00. Not bad for a drunken purchase. I've done worse that's for sure. I didn't know what to expect from CHRIS, but I've shot the exploding targets before and I thought they were pretty cool. Definitely worth what they cost as far as I'm concerned. Both items showed up via FEDEX about 5 minutes after I got home from work tonight and that made me happy. I love getting presents in the mail. Now I have a little over three weeks of my own impatience to put up with until our trip to the desert Labor Day weekend. The construction of Chris was a little different than what I imagined. Cheese comes to mind. The torso is made of a thin plastic form, the backing is made of cardboard, and in the middle is probably a couple hundred paintballs for the blood. I didn't expect Myth Busters quality forensics gel like they always use, but I expected something a little higher quality for what I paid. Zombie Industries claims he'll take up to 1,000+ rounds of various calibers. Yeah, we'll see about that Labor Day weekend fellas. Well see about that. I bet he doesn't last 100 rounds, but I'll play fair. 7.62 x 39, 5.56, 30-06, and 7.62 x 54 will be the soup de jour from a few hundred yards. Maybe some close range .45ACP and .22LR will be on the menu as well. I would say that's various calibers wouldn't you? After he bleeds out, I'm going to place one of the 1/2 lb Exploding Targets in his skull for the final nail in the bastard's coffin. I imagine after that, he'll be nothing but coyote kibble.

I didn't see the Osama model or I would've bought that for sure. Killing a zombie would be cool. Killing a stinkbeard terrorist goat-fucker would be even better. But a zombie stinkbeard terrorist goat-fucker? That's damn near back-flip worthy. I missed out on a pretty good two-fer this time, but if Chris can take the punishment that I plan on dishing out, I will be back to buy more. A few days ago I emailed a friend of mine the link to the targets and he called me right away and told me that he does the graphics for Zombie Industries. They're in Poway, about 30 minutes from my house. If I would've known that, I wouldn't have ordered through Atlantic Firearms. All they did was drop-ship Chris to me, and I paid full shipping like it came all the way from Mary-fucking-land. Maybe next time I'll ask my buddy to see if he can hook up a target 6-pack deal or something like that. Or at least maybe I'll be able to buy direct.

Stay tuned for my review, with photos and possibly video of Chris's execution a few days after the holiday weekend.

Here's Chris and me. He's not such a bad zombie when he's stoned like in this candid shot of us partying on the patio, but when his stash is gone, he is a real prick until he re-up's. I wonder if that's where the phrase "stoned like a zombie" came from?

And this is the little 1/2 lb. exploder that will be surgically planted in Chris' skull for the grand finale'.

Every time I think about how great it would be to call Open Season on all zombies across the U.S. from sea to shining sea, I can't help but think of this classic clip that works as a perfect metaphor to end this post.

Monday, August 8, 2011

His Lips Are Moving

So Caliph CoonCracker is spouting his bullshit again. I would rather listen to cats fuck. Good thing I was prepared.

FOD: The Obama Years

A 78 square foot apartment, and at only $800 a month! What a steal. Plus you get to share the bathroom with three other people! That sounds fun. And there is no kitchen, so there are never any dirty dishes. You can eat microwaved eggs all the time

Welcome to the Obama years folks. Higher interest rates, food prices out of control, gas prices stuck at over $3.50 and 78 sq ft. apartments closets.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

FOD- We've Created A "Him", And He Can Vote...

Here it is getting late on Sunday night and I'm just now getting caught up on my emails from this weekend. After going through and deleting countless stupid jokes from the usual suspects, and dumping the "Send this to 5 people or your dick will fall off" bullshit emails, I finally came across something worth opening. And sharing. A link my brother sent me on Friday from this guy's blog. I can always count on my brother to send me something educational, entertaining, and/or useful in one way or another. After all, he is directly responsible for turning me on to GOC after he sent me a link in '02 to some OEF "Gun Cam" footage Denny posted that particular morning. To this day, it is still the best stinkbeard-vaporization footage I have ever seen! I've been a daily GOC reader ever since, and have met a great group of people along the way. Sadly, the link that Denny had posted back then no longer works or I would probably post it once a week if not more.

Anyways, get a load of this fucking freeloading douchebag. He may as well be the poster boy for Cooncracker's Constituency. There he be...expecting free shit from the government like generations before and after him. Does the fact that he's a nigger surprise anyone? Me either. Yeah I know, there's plenty of white trash out there doing the same thing. They're all niggers too!

I always thought Judge Judy was just another pompus windbag on the bench, but after seeing this I kinda like her a little. Notice how the point she's trying to make goes right over the nigger's head. If you have 7 minutes to spare, it's worth it.

It's not that scumbags like this are a surprise to me, but it's amazing how open and honest they are about their entitlement mentality and overall ignorance and stupidity. These motherfuckers are the same ones that call 911 when they can't settle an argument over who gets the last piece of fried chicken. These cocksuckers are the same ones that riot, loot, rob, rape, murder and steal at the first sign of a natural disaster, or NBA Playoff upset. These niggers are the same ones calling you racist when the only argument they have is based on their own racism. We can all thank The Kenyan In Chief, the liberal fucks before him, and the liberal fucks of the future for buying the welfare vote with our money and keeping the insanity of welfare, food stamps, Section 8 housing and other "free shit" alive while this country slowly dies. Because of these liberal traitors, the entitlement mentality will probably never go away. It will linger on and on like a bad egg fart and eventually morph into a full blown democrat turd. Fuck you!

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Friday Jams

Friday, August 5, 2011

Told Ya

I don't mean to be an "I told you so."  But I told you so.  I can't remember where, it was either here or over at Denny's place. HELLO higher interest rates. Do y'all realise that our interest rate to China just went from around 2% to probably close to 7% on a couple trillion dollars? Bye-Bye..Oh now I remember. Isn't it weird how the really shitty news always breaks on a Friday evening. Makes a guy wonder if there isn't a conspiricy afoot.

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Last Friday we packed up the truck and headed to a huge camping party out past Wapato in eastern Washington. After picking ourselves up Saturday morning still buzzed, we cleaned up, ate a fine lunch, some hair of the dog, and headed to The Gorge Amphitheatre! The lineup: Meat Puppets, Mastodon, Queens of the Stone Age, and SOUNDGARDEN! Tailgated for a while with thousands of other enthusiastic music fans and then headed to the amphitheatre for arguably one of the sickest fuckin' shows I've seen in years! And I'm not alone in this assessment. Great show! Great crowd! And all the bands were fantastic! Queens of the Stone Age rocked the fuckin' house! Those riffs were so tight and punishing! The sun went down behind the mountains just before they finished their set, and Soundgarden kicked off right at dusk. An unbelievable experience! The acoustics in this amphitheatre are beyond words. I realize the Gorge may not be practical for most people due to its remote location, but if you love great outdoor venues and if you love music as much as I do, then you must place The Gorge on your "shit I have to do before I die" list!

There are a bunch of Soundgarden videos of this concert on youtube but most have terrible audio which is understandable. I posted a pretty good one on my facebook page a few days ago. Here is a decent video of "Fell on Black Days" which was an apex moment for me that evening. The stars were aligned! And I'm happy to share this experience with you. Have a great weekend! Cheers!

Various news stories posted today suggest that the niggers were out again last night...

Thursday, August 4, 2011


Hyp-o-crite: noun [hip-uh-krit]
1.) A person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
2.) Also see Democrat Party.
deceiver, dissembler, pretender, pharisee, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Harry Reid, Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer, The Pope Algore, Al Sharpton, Jesse fuckin' Jackson, Obama Czars, Obama Minions, The Niggerhonkey In Chief himself, Diane Feinstein, La Raza, BET, Affirmative Action, John Kerry, Mikey Fat Fuck Moore, San Diego PD, Hollywierd, The LSM, 99% of Dimocraps, Mexico, Prosper The French Troll @ GOC, Anti-Gunners, Most Recovering Alcoholics/Addicts/Cigarette Smokers Working Their 12 Steps, Born-again Anythings, Code Pinko's Cindy Shitstain, The "Rev." Wrong, The SEIU, Liberals, Progressives, Communists, Marxists, Socialists, et al.

I was looking for something on youtube today completely unrelated to this clip, but there it was in all of it's glory for whatever reason. This particular one I hadn't seen before and don't need a history lesson on who this cunt really is, but I sometimes like to point out the obvious. This is one of those times:

And here's a little bonus clip that couldn't just be glossed over:

Democrats; Hypocritical assholes. All of them...

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Joined Skype

I just got off the horn with Claudia!! You two fucks need to join skype! Look me up, you know who to look for.

Matt Damon Is A Colossal Idiot

Which I know you all knew, but this just seals the deal.

This was a more intelligent statement than what just spewed from his gaping piehole.

Let's see Matt. My dad makes LESS than $250k a year and he employes 1 full timer (me) and 3 contract labor graphic designers.  If we had more revenue we would hire a sales person to sell some ads in our publications that are sitting on the back burner.

Don't think you pay enough taxes Matt? Worried about our debt? Well I am here to help ya'. Make a check payable to “Bureau of the Public Debt.” Stick that sumbitch in an envelope lick the fucker (the envelope not the check) slap a fucking stamp on it and toss that shit in the mail box, addressed to: Bureau of the Public Debt, Department G, P.O. Box 2188, Parkersburg, WV 26106-2188. Or you can enclose the check with your income tax return when you file. If all you lefty wingnuts did that. I bet we could put a pretty good dent in the debt.

Ya see Matt. We don't have a revenue problem. The United States Treasury takes in about 2.6 trillion dollars a year. 

Here is a chart for your simple minded ass.

 As you can clearly see Matt. We have a spending problem not a revenue tax problem. And if we don't do something about it pretty damn quick, we are all going to have problems. Because when we get downgraded (and it IS coming) we won't be able to pay for anything but the interest on our debt, and all your little greenie weenie commie projects will go bye-bye. So keep bitching away you gigantic dickbrain while America slips into the darkness.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Fuck You Cabbage!

Yeah buddy! Today was pickup day for the Mossberg and to say the least, I am pretty fucking happy right now! The bayonet lug is a bonus. You know? That little something extra to increase the pucker factor for pathetic liberals that soil themselves over a law abiding American citizen like me having a bayonet on a long gun. I may even send a picture to Feinstein and Boxer just to ruin their day tomorrow. I'm sure one day in Kommiefornia, bayonets on shotguns will make said shotgun an "assault weapon" and therefore a felony to possess. Fucking moron liberals!

Dave picked up his today too, so we celebrated over many beers and naming off some accessories we want. After the 'new gun' buzz wears off I'll start shopping for a few accessories like a sling, folding stock/pistol grip combo, and maybe a Surefire setup for when some poor bastard wants to try his luck breaking into my house he'll get to experience that Manfred Mann moment:

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douchebag in a body bag tonight..." Yeah, I can make up my own lyrics for that song too.

Now who's got some cabbage that needs fucking up?

Monday, August 1, 2011

FOD: Lost The Communists

The loony left is even pissed at the CoonCracker. And what the fuck are these nutjobs doing preaching to 13-18 year olds anyway? We need a constitutional amendment banning avowed communists. If you fucks like communism so much. There are plenty of places for you to move your commie asses to. I hear Siberia is wonderful this time of year.

Fuck you people. You can all eat a fat cock.