Monday, August 8, 2011

FOD: The Obama Years

A 78 square foot apartment, and at only $800 a month! What a steal. Plus you get to share the bathroom with three other people! That sounds fun. And there is no kitchen, so there are never any dirty dishes. You can eat microwaved eggs all the time



Welcome to the Obama years folks. Higher interest rates, food prices out of control, gas prices stuck at over $3.50 and 78 sq ft. apartments closets.

6 comments:

Harper said...

You can microwave eggs?

kerrcarto said...

Apparently this dude does and he is a vegetarian. Which makes zero sense.

Goldenrod said...

Makes me think a little of what George Carlin had to say about government;
http://whatreallyhappened.com/IMAGES/carlinquote.jpg

Paul said...

I'd rather burrow a hole in the ground. Fucking ridiculous.

CharlieDelta said...

I have to agree with the dude, having a smaller place is a hell of a lot easier to maintain and keep clean, you don't have to buy more furniture and stupid shit just to fill up the "empty space", and efficiency is the word of the day. Every day. That in itself is a good thing.

Having moved from a descent size 1 bedroom apartment into a 4 bedroom house was a change that I thought I would easily adapt to. Two years later, and I still don't know where everything is. And with all of this room, I have shit sprawled out everywhere. This is the most unorganized I have ever been and it's driving me mad!

The only upside that I can think of from my 'upgrading' to more space is that I have gone from a junk drawer to a full on junk room. Oh wait, I said, "upside" didn't I? I guess there is no upside this time. Just call me Fred fucking Sanford...

John said...

Beats a rolled up newspaper...

http://tinyurl.com/23wk4b