Yeah buddy! Today was pickup day for the Mossberg and to say the least, I am pretty fucking happy right now! The bayonet lug is a bonus. You know? That little something extra to increase the pucker factor for pathetic liberals that soil themselves over a law abiding American citizen like me having a bayonet on a long gun. I may even send a picture to Feinstein and Boxer just to ruin their day tomorrow. I'm sure one day in Kommiefornia, bayonets on shotguns will make said shotgun an "assault weapon" and therefore a felony to possess. Fucking moron liberals!
Dave picked up his today too, so we celebrated over many beers and naming off some accessories we want. After the 'new gun' buzz wears off I'll start shopping for a few accessories like a sling, folding stock/pistol grip combo, and maybe a Surefire setup for when some poor bastard wants to try his luck breaking into my house he'll get to experience that Manfred Mann moment:
"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douchebag in a body bag tonight..." Yeah, I can make up my own lyrics for that song too.
CD, don't even joke about sending Feinstein or any one of your lib/dim/socialist lawmakers a picture of a weapon. They'll do everything within their power to have it interpreted as a threat against them and you'll be blogging from a cell. With regards to guns, don't know if you remember me asking you some gun advice a couple years ago as I'd never owned one. Two years later, I have a Neos 22 pistol, Kimber 45, XDM 9mm, XD 40, Taurus Judge, 12 gauge pump, Henry lever 17, and a Smith and Wesson MP 22. I'm still looking at getting a CZ 223 or possibly a Marlin 35, but haven't committed yet. My collection is coming along quite well as I fear they may be needed in the very near future as a means of self preservation.
That attachment on the end of the barrel is not a knife, it is a device to slit the plastic shot collar as it comes out so as to make sure the shot spreads properly at the skeet range!
Nah Ray, I wasn't serious about sending them a picture for the reasons you list above. It would just be fun to send them a pic with the bayonet mounted and my 1-finger salute to their bullshit goals and intentions when it comes to more fucking anti-gun legislation. But who's to say that there has to be a return address on the envelope. And I could have my eyes blacked out like the cover to AC/DC's Dirty Deeds album. Not that I would ever do that or advocate such an act of rebellion towards a bullshit police state mentality.
kerrcarto- That sound is so unique and intimidating that when the bastard took off running, it would be easy to find him. Just follow the brown runny brick road. Here's the deal though; since there are never children or randoms ever near my firearms, especially my shotgun, I already have one chambered and ready to roll so if I'm ever in that situation, the other poor bastard isn't going to have a chance to run. Once that safety is off, there's going to be nine rounds of hell fury barking in his face. Alternating between .00 Buck and these expanding slugs that AlphaDelta turned me onto. They will need a Shop Vac to pick up the scattered remains.
FOD is the brainchild of Paul, who hates Mondays almost as much as he hates the Cooncracker. You don't have to fly the one fingered salute. But it helps. Send your picture to gravdigr@cebridge.net Put FOD in the subject line.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
~Sir Winston Churchill
To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
~Homer Simpson
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. ~W.C. Fields
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. ~Hunter S. Thompson
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
Here's to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one! ~Author Unknown
Once during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
~Cliff Clavin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
~ Dave Barry
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~Henny Youngman
Our Lager which art in barrels Swallowed be thy drink At home, as it is in the tavern Forgive our spillages As we forgive those who spill against us Lead us not into incarceration But deliver us from hangover For thine is the beer, the bitter and the barley. Barmen ~The Beer's Prayer
Alcohol May Be Man's Worst Enemy
But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy
~ Frank Sinatra
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink…If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. - Charles Bukowski
The liver is evil and must be punished. - Author Unknown
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -Homer Simpson
Write drunk; edit sober. - Ernest Hemingway
I take every day one beer at a time, one beer every sip at a time. - Dennis Leary
Alcohol doesn't solve your problems...but then,neither does milk. - W.C. Fields
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." ~ Dave Barry
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CD, I have a surprise for you on Thursday. So be sure to check my facebook.
Well damn Paul. I will be sure and do that Thursday. Not even a hint? I can't even begin to guess WTF surprise you are talking about.
CD, don't even joke about sending Feinstein or any one of your lib/dim/socialist lawmakers a picture of a weapon. They'll do everything within their power to have it interpreted as a threat against them and you'll be blogging from a cell. With regards to guns, don't know if you remember me asking you some gun advice a couple years ago as I'd never owned one. Two years later, I have a Neos 22 pistol, Kimber 45, XDM 9mm, XD 40, Taurus Judge, 12 gauge pump, Henry lever 17, and a Smith and Wesson MP 22. I'm still looking at getting a CZ 223 or possibly a Marlin 35, but haven't committed yet. My collection is coming along quite well as I fear they may be needed in the very near future as a means of self preservation.
NICE!! and like RayVet said. I would advise against sending a picture. They will hunt you down like a mad dog bloodhound.
Alibi:
That attachment on the end of the barrel is not a knife, it is a device to slit the plastic shot collar as it comes out so as to make sure the shot spreads properly at the skeet range!
There is no other sound that will make an intruder shit his pants faster than the sound of a 12 guage being chambered.
Nah Ray, I wasn't serious about sending them a picture for the reasons you list above. It would just be fun to send them a pic with the bayonet mounted and my 1-finger salute to their bullshit goals and intentions when it comes to more fucking anti-gun legislation. But who's to say that there has to be a return address on the envelope. And I could have my eyes blacked out like the cover to AC/DC's Dirty Deeds album. Not that I would ever do that or advocate such an act of rebellion towards a bullshit police state mentality.
kerrcarto-
That sound is so unique and intimidating that when the bastard took off running, it would be easy to find him. Just follow the brown runny brick road. Here's the deal though; since there are never children or randoms ever near my firearms, especially my shotgun, I already have one chambered and ready to roll so if I'm ever in that situation, the other poor bastard isn't going to have a chance to run. Once that safety is off, there's going to be nine rounds of hell fury barking in his face. Alternating between .00 Buck and these expanding slugs that AlphaDelta turned me onto. They will need a Shop Vac to pick up the scattered remains.
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