Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Not To Steal Your Thunder...

...but, today was CD's last day in hell. Crackin' a beer for ya' bro!

I told him he should go out like scarface. No! Not shoot the place up, like this.



Unfourtunetly, his boss wasn't there so I told him just to shit in her desk drawer.

Texas awaits brother!

Pauldo?

7 comments:

CharlieDelta said...

Dude, I think I've wanted to tell off just about every boss I've ever had like that when they fucked me over. Ex-coworkers too. There was only one other guy in the latest office and he is cool. Lazy from 25yrs. of prior union affiliaton, but he is alright. Not bad enough to deserve a parting insult. Nah, there would've only been one "Fuck You!" handed out by me today but it would've been one of the biggest and most sincere "Fuck You's!" I have ever delivered, followed by a spontaneous barrage of specific examples of times when she deserved a "Fuck You!" right on the spot. And I have plenty of those to cite for her too. I'm sure she probably knew I had something brewing. That's why she made sure she was on the east coast for my last day. Coward.

It certainly would have made for a sweet Grand Exit for obvious reasons, but I am a happy boy just finally getting out of there, which will ultimately get me out of here... Commiefornia, Mexifornia, Califuckyouna, whatever. A huge weight was lifted from me the moment I walked out that door for the last time. Almost like a rebirth of sorts. It's hard to explain, but it sure feels good I'll tell ya!

I'll be camping in the desert this holiday weekend, and when I get back from that, it's time to focus on the tasks at hand and get my shit squared away so I can floor it and get my ass eastbound to a refreshingly new chapter in the fucked up book of my life's adventures and experiences. I'm really looking forward to it!

Thanks brother kerrcarto! Here's looking forward to throwing a few back with you in the very near future. Cheers!

PeggyU said...

... and this is the desk drawer I keep random shit in. HEY! There really IS shit in this drawer!

CharlieDelta said...

She's the type that would involve HAZMAT and the law and have me incarcerated for planting my weapon of mass destruction. That would be some funny shit though!

InsomniacSeeker said...

Woohoo, CD!!! I say a party is in order after you get moved to Texas.

Tina

kerrcarto said...

No more flying in for Blownstar!

CharlieDelta said...

No more left-coast 'progressive' insanity to endure!

Claude said...

You're making a good choice, CD. Texas is where I would have settled, in the 60s, if I had not returned to Canada following husband and kids. All the best in your new life. :-)