Yeah that's all I need; something else to keep me in front of the gotdamn computer for countless hours being non-productive and complacent with my fucked up situation, when I should be checking into the cost of living, employment opportunities and other important shit that I need to check out in the fine states of Texas, Wyoming and Idaho. I am at my wit's end and need a change of venue to get back to some sense of what I consider normalcy. I'm losing my fucking mind! It took almost 40 fucking years for Mexifornia to damn near completely break me, yet here I am...
I came really close to telling my boss to fuck off and walked out of there today. I'm on the fucking edge, and something's gotta give. I'll have to put Skype on the back burner until I pull the trigger on telling Kommiefornia to fuck itself and get the hell out of this shit state for good. Once I'm relocated and situated I'll probably check it out. Until then I'll have to ignore the Skype hype.
Damn, I think that's the quickest I have ever drunkingly pounded onto a keyboard a comment of that length. The words were just right there where I needed them to be. Now it's time to dive headfirst into that ice cold 18-pack and mellow the fuck out...
kerrcarto- My guns are coming with me no matter where I end up. I can guarantee you one thing, when I finally dig my feet into where ever I land, I will be able to bring out a few that never leave the gun safe here. I always told myself to leave them in the safe until massive civil unrest hits this country. At that point I wouldn't have to worry about the law, because I would be the law. At least on my property and a good 300yd radius of it I would be.
My first choice is Texas. Even though I've only been there on three separate occasions for Blownstar, and really didn't get to check out much of anything except massive quantities of Shiner, I liked it a lot. Especially once we were outside of San Antonio heading to the ranch. And the more I know about Texas, the more I like about Texas. Plus I already have some friends and a brother in the state, so that's kind of cool too. What I really need to do is take a week off, fly back there, rent a car and check out some areas that I think I would (and could) want to live. It's one thing to see pictures and read about places, but it's an entirely different picture when you see something in person. Maybe I could find a cartographer out there and ask him to send me a map of the good parts of town, or more importantly, where the "dark" side of town is so I know where to not even bother looking. If you know anyone, let me know would ya?
Maybe I'll check out that skype thing tonight when I'm good and buzzed. That's usually when I'm on the computer spending money anyways.
FOD is the brainchild of Paul, who hates Mondays almost as much as he hates the Cooncracker. You don't have to fly the one fingered salute. But it helps. Send your picture to gravdigr@cebridge.net Put FOD in the subject line.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
~Sir Winston Churchill
To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
~Homer Simpson
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. ~W.C. Fields
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. ~Hunter S. Thompson
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
Here's to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one! ~Author Unknown
Once during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
~Cliff Clavin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
~ Dave Barry
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~Henny Youngman
Our Lager which art in barrels Swallowed be thy drink At home, as it is in the tavern Forgive our spillages As we forgive those who spill against us Lead us not into incarceration But deliver us from hangover For thine is the beer, the bitter and the barley. Barmen ~The Beer's Prayer
Alcohol May Be Man's Worst Enemy
But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy
~ Frank Sinatra
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink…If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. - Charles Bukowski
The liver is evil and must be punished. - Author Unknown
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -Homer Simpson
Write drunk; edit sober. - Ernest Hemingway
I take every day one beer at a time, one beer every sip at a time. - Dennis Leary
Alcohol doesn't solve your problems...but then,neither does milk. - W.C. Fields
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." ~ Dave Barry
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I have several friends on there. Guess I should join the partaaayy!
Yeah that's all I need; something else to keep me in front of the gotdamn computer for countless hours being non-productive and complacent with my fucked up situation, when I should be checking into the cost of living, employment opportunities and other important shit that I need to check out in the fine states of Texas, Wyoming and Idaho. I am at my wit's end and need a change of venue to get back to some sense of what I consider normalcy. I'm losing my fucking mind! It took almost 40 fucking years for Mexifornia to damn near completely break me, yet here I am...
I came really close to telling my boss to fuck off and walked out of there today. I'm on the fucking edge, and something's gotta give. I'll have to put Skype on the back burner until I pull the trigger on telling Kommiefornia to fuck itself and get the hell out of this shit state for good. Once I'm relocated and situated I'll probably check it out. Until then I'll have to ignore the Skype hype.
Damn, I think that's the quickest I have ever drunkingly pounded onto a keyboard a comment of that length. The words were just right there where I needed them to be. Now it's time to dive headfirst into that ice cold 18-pack and mellow the fuck out...
Right on! Both my bro's are looking at the Lone Star State. C'mon with it. Oh, make sure you bring your guns with you.
Just sign up for the free skype to skype calls.
kerrcarto-
My guns are coming with me no matter where I end up. I can guarantee you one thing, when I finally dig my feet into where ever I land, I will be able to bring out a few that never leave the gun safe here. I always told myself to leave them in the safe until massive civil unrest hits this country. At that point I wouldn't have to worry about the law, because I would be the law. At least on my property and a good 300yd radius of it I would be.
My first choice is Texas. Even though I've only been there on three separate occasions for Blownstar, and really didn't get to check out much of anything except massive quantities of Shiner, I liked it a lot. Especially once we were outside of San Antonio heading to the ranch. And the more I know about Texas, the more I like about Texas. Plus I already have some friends and a brother in the state, so that's kind of cool too. What I really need to do is take a week off, fly back there, rent a car and check out some areas that I think I would (and could) want to live. It's one thing to see pictures and read about places, but it's an entirely different picture when you see something in person. Maybe I could find a cartographer out there and ask him to send me a map of the good parts of town, or more importantly, where the "dark" side of town is so I know where to not even bother looking. If you know anyone, let me know would ya?
Maybe I'll check out that skype thing tonight when I'm good and buzzed. That's usually when I'm on the computer spending money anyways.
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