Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Matt Damon Is A Colossal Idiot

Which I know you all knew, but this just seals the deal.

This was a more intelligent statement than what just spewed from his gaping piehole.

Let's see Matt. My dad makes LESS than $250k a year and he employes 1 full timer (me) and 3 contract labor graphic designers.  If we had more revenue we would hire a sales person to sell some ads in our publications that are sitting on the back burner.

Don't think you pay enough taxes Matt? Worried about our debt? Well I am here to help ya'. Make a check payable to “Bureau of the Public Debt.” Stick that sumbitch in an envelope lick the fucker (the envelope not the check) slap a fucking stamp on it and toss that shit in the mail box, addressed to: Bureau of the Public Debt, Department G, P.O. Box 2188, Parkersburg, WV 26106-2188. Or you can enclose the check with your income tax return when you file. If all you lefty wingnuts did that. I bet we could put a pretty good dent in the debt.

Ya see Matt. We don't have a revenue problem. The United States Treasury takes in about 2.6 trillion dollars a year. 

Here is a chart for your simple minded ass.

 As you can clearly see Matt. We have a spending problem not a revenue tax problem. And if we don't do something about it pretty damn quick, we are all going to have problems. Because when we get downgraded (and it IS coming) we won't be able to pay for anything but the interest on our debt, and all your little greenie weenie commie projects will go bye-bye. So keep bitching away you gigantic dickbrain while America slips into the darkness.


PeggyU said...

In the meantime, Matt's underappreciated accountant is doing what he can to keep the government off of his ignorant employer's income.

BG said...

You forgot to tell him, "How ya like them apples!"